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Barrels Of Girls
🕑 Added 2023-12-16 10:43:58 +0000 UTC"Thank you so much for inviting me to your party, MrArgent!"
"Well... Sebastian... I only invited you because you heard me invite someone else and then made it very awkward for me not to invite you..."
"It's Sebastien, but thank you again! I won't embarass you, I promise!"
"If you don't want to embarass me, don't wear the this smelly, dirty black shirt and nasty, jizz-stained jeans you have been wearing for like 3 years."
"... Uh... Ok... Want me to invite some chicks!?"
"Sebastian... I know every girl you know and they all like me exponentially more than you."
"..."
"And to be honest, I'm having barrels of girls delivered."
"Barrels of girls!?"
"Exactly. Four to be exact. Bought them on Thefallustore.com."
"Thefallustore.com!?"
"Thefallustore.com."
"Wow! I'll make sure to visit Thefallustore.com next time I am in the need of some barrels of girls!"
"You should my friend. Thefallustore.com, the only place "For When You Need For To Buy What You Need For To Get". Visit it today using an internet browser or just download the app on the Appstore or on the Playstore or get it directly on Thefallustore.com/appdownloadforfree"
"Wow!"
***THEFALLUSTORE.COM IS NOT REAL YET. PROBABLY NEVER WILL. BECAUSE I WILL JUST USE FALLUSTORE.COM. PUTTING "THE" IN WEBSITES IS STUPID. ALSO, I'M ALMOST POSITIVE THAT THEY CAN'T HAVE CAPITAL LETTERS SO IT WOULD BE fallustore.com, FOR TO BE EXACTLY EXACT. PLEASE DON'T CLICK ANY OF THE LINK PROVIDED, BECAUSE, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY DO. WAIT LET ME TRY. I CAN'T HAVE YOU DOWNLOAD A VIRUS BECAUSE OF ME. THAT WOULD BE LIKE AN INTERNET CRIME. LET ME SEE... OK IT'S FINE NO VIRUS IT JUST SAID THAT THIS WEBSITE IS NOT ACCESIBLE OR WHATEVER.***
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I never bathed in beer... Do you think you can feel the bubbles!?
MrArgent
Coming soon: keg-girls! Gorgeous young women inserted in pressurized beer kegs with their head sticking out the top and the dispenser nozzle fitted into their mouth! How does it work?! I am not knowing!
