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Script: Entrance To The Rabbit Hole
🕑 Added 2024-01-30 17:29:37 +0000 UTCAshley: Whoa, whoa, hold your tail! First things first! You look like one of theirs right now. Our agents won’t respond well if you seem like you’re working for the other side!
Ashley: You’re not the first agent we’ve converted to our side. In fact, they sometimes convert some of ours. That’s why we have a machine here that can remove your ears and tail so you’ll look like us.
Ashley: Just relax and hold still. You need to be bound and gagged before I stick you in the machine. Trust me, it’s for your own good.
Ashley: There! Done! Ok, I’m going to turn the machine on now. As agents, we’re all immortal, so you can’t die. I promise you it won’t hurt, but it will be super-uncomfortable. Like, enough that you’ll want out and I don’t want to listen to you yelling. Push the button, here we go!
Ashley: There! That wasn’t so bad, now was it? Well don’t give me that look! What else am I supposed to do? Use garden shears?
Ashley: I’m not gonna lie. We’re really in the litterbox on this one.
Ashley: One of our agents reported that she may have found a piece of the machine and was going to retrieve it. She stopping transmitting after that and her signal stopped moving in a nearby warehouse. I’m really worried about her! Go to the warehouse and check things out.
