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Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse: 117
🕑 Added 2022-09-15 15:41:32 +0000 UTCTitle: Revolutionary (13)
"Don't keep on gawking!" A rude, somewhat sharper voice made Kai snap out of his reverie as he looked up at the fair-skinned blonde teen no older than Mikoto with her hair wrapped into a ponytail and two long tresses framing the side of her somewhat round and blushing face. She wore a half-sleeved cream-pink top and green skirt over her black spats and a pair of usual shinobi sandals adorned her feet.
"No... I mean, I heard that your growth spurt was really exaggerated... but to think you're flatter than Konan while still so much older..." His words made Tsunade, or rather, Teen Tsunade's expression grow worse as her hands latched out and held his collars before shaking him, "Shut the fuck up! Or I'm leaving!"
Kai pursed his lips but still couldn't stop himself from smiling. Holding Tsunade's wrists and causing her to stop, Kai nodded, "Heh, you even act cute~! Tsunade, I really should have been born around your time."
With her blush growing prominent since, Tsunade, for all intent and purposes did become a teenager physically to a certain extent save for a few crucial organs, she couldn't help but avert her gaze and slowly let go of his collars and muttered, "Even Nawaki would laugh at me... if he found out I really agreed to take this form and go on a date with you."
Kai shrugged. His hold shifted from her wrist to smoothly around holding her hand, making her heart thump as she also recalled what they did last night, while he responded, "You can always beat him. I bet he'd be scared of you more now than how you looked yesterday."
But more focused on her hand in Kai's hand, Tsunade couldn't help but keep on glancing at it and then looked out from the open door of her mansion. It was already evening and this time, Nono and her clone would entirely keep track of the day's final report... and although Kai would have agreed to be stealthier, Tsunade wanted to date 'right.'
Again, Kai looked at her and sighed, "If you don't want others to know... I don't mind. We can see each other secretly for however long you want... You know, I'm young, I can wait."
Hissing and glaring, Tsunade berated, "Don't remind me how young you are!"
"Would it help if I say I'm more mature than my physical age? 20 years or so?" He grinned.
"No. That's like an 80-year-old coot saying he's young at heart and dipping his wrinkled toe in an academy student's stuff..." Tsunade scoffed and no doubt about it... she got him there. But heaving deeply, Tsunade bit her lip, "Let's go... if Mikoto can damn well firm herself against her clan and want a freer marriage... then I want things to go my way, too."
"That would be?" Kai inquired. He was greatly interested in Tsunade and like last time, with Mikoto, was willing to make it work should she have some desires of her own. After all, it paid off greatly with Mikoto in the end and they weren't even married yet.
"Of course, to be with a man with my held high!" Tsunade mumbled and then gave him a sidelong glance, "Although... it would take a few more years..."
Deadpanning, Kai glared in return, "Bitch, I made you cum in the bath, too, last night!"
Revealing an equally infuriating expression, Tsunade brought her free hand and pulled his cheek, "Who are you calling a bitch? Hmm? Don't forget, I'm your sensei!"
Grinning and suddenly pinning Tsunade on her doorstep, Kai pressed his lips against her until she let go of his cheek. Finally pulling back and looking at the blushing woman, Kai whispered, "Tsunade who's well above a decade older is my Sensei... you... I own your pretty little ass that wore nothing under those tights and even worse, I'm holding your hand. If you aren't my bitch, who is?"
Scowling, Tsunade held back the urge to headbutt him and puffed her cheeks, "Your mother's the bitch who gave birth to you. Now move it... I'm still having second thoughts... don't make me cancel it."
"Hmm~ Sure," Kai walked out with Tsunade as she prepared herself for the ruckus their date today might create.
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"J-Jiraiya-san?" A meek, somewhat unsure voice attracted Jiraiya's attention in a hall filled with white lab coat-wearing medical professionals. Looking back, Jiraiya found himself staring at a healthy, hesitant, red-haired youth whose pale white skin had long shifted to a much ruddier reddish hue. Not as red as his hair, however. With his neck-long hair combed back to some extent which freed his face, Nagato looked quite different from his days in the Land of Rain.
"Nagato?" Jiraiya smiled, "We haven't seen each other in a long time, huh? Look how you've grown... hmm, here, take this."
Shuffling through his backpack, Jiraiya took out a book as he spoke outright, "I've come to hear from my pen-mate that Minato shared my 'inheritance' with you, Kai, Nawaki, and Yahiko-kun. Hmm, here, this is going to be published in a month but I can always make concessions for a fellow shinobi who finds more worth outside the missions. Keep up the good work."
As Nagato blushed after recalling the inheritance left in the way of several lewd magazines while holding the questionable book granted by Jiraiya, the youth was wholly touched as Jiraiya's free hand patted his head before the Sannin questioned, "You wouldn't know why Tsunade only left her clone in her lab, do you? I met with the clone but she wouldn't speak a thing about it..."
Shaking his head, Nagato revealed his lack of knowledge regarding the matter, "Although we live in the same mansion... we don't really get much time to meet with Tsunade-sama aside from breakfast... although..."
Noticing the youth's confusion, Jiraiya raised his brow, "Hmm? What is it?"
Scratching the back of his head, Nagato muttered, "Usually, Tsunade-sama would mix sake into her cereal bowl with milk but... today she was smiling a lot. And didn't add sake... We, at least, I, heard Tsunade-sama shouting weirdly at night, too... but when I got out of my room, Yahiko held me and Konan back. I think Konan knew something? Not that she said anything this morning... I just think this is all a bit strange... maybe you should ask Kai-san. Boss and Tsunade-sama drink every night with Nono-san."
Jiraiya blinked and nodded. "Yeah... thanks, Nagato-kun... off you go. I wouldn't want to hold back the next rising star of Iryo-nin."
Blushing, Nagato shook his head, "I just want to help... but... thank you for this book."
Nagato left after a moment but Jiraiya stood rooted in the center of the hall with the daze still arresting his mind.
Weird screams...
Happy morning...
And the last and the most important part.
Content to the point of lack of alcohol...
He gulped.
He sweated.
And he found his mind thinking the horniest shit it could. After all, professionals have standards! What if he was enjoying cowgirl... and so did Tsunade?!
Without a second thought, Jiraiya rushed out of the gates of the hospital as he felt his suspicions turn true when he recalled the tight-lipped clone of the Senju Matriarch.
In reality, his clone had already left to check up on Kai's clone and Minato. Even without Hiruzen providing a detailed report, Jiraiya knew a lot. For instance, he knew about Kai's growth spurt while mimicking the strength of a hundred seals from keeping in contact with Minato, and even if Hiruzen hadn't informed him, Jiraiya still knew about Minato getting laid due to Kai taking him to the best in town.
So, Jiraiya did want to stop and check in on the real Kai he found sitting beside the window seat of the personal room presented by the Red Duck Restaurant... But he was more pressed to find Tsunade and ask what was what! He didn't expect himself to ever get down with her. He may be a fool in other's eyes but a man must be self-aware enough to learn sage mode. At least, Jiraiya wanted to shake the hands of the lucky dude... if he was still alive. Or she. Let no one say that the Great Toad Sage Jiraiya discriminated against two women in love. If possible, he'd want to watch that!
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Kai blinked and mumbled, "Huh?"
"What happened?" Sitting beside Kai as she dipped the piece of meat into the spicy red sauce, Tsunade promptly ate the treat and closed her eyes with a comforting groan escaping her lips. Seeing a rather open reaction, Kai couldn't help but feel a little more attracted to this version of Tsunade as he replied, "I just saw Jiraiya-san running past with an expression as if he found his dick was chopped off and now haunting him..."
Remaining oblivious to the haunting description of it, Tsunade leaned in towards him while smiling, "My clone from the hospital dispersed. Jiraiya's trying to find me and Orochi to have drinks. Looks like he just returned and most likely will share the news he found from traveling around... and maybe carrying out a few tasks Sensei could have asked him. Come on, say Aah—"
She brought the chicken close to his mouth and even though he felt weird about how outgoing Tsunade became once she beat the Jonin of the clan who had the 'audacity' to not hold back his laugh when seeing the young version of her moving in the streets with Kai and claimed that she may have lost another bet... Kai just felt this was natural.
This Tsunade matched Kushina in temper and diet. Beating others was their staple exercise.
That's all.
Eating from her hands since she was gracious enough to do so without even being asked to, Kai soon realized his folly as Tsunade grinned, "Aw~ Did you like Big Sis feeding you? You know, I used to feed Nawaki for some time until he learned how to hold chopsticks."
Her mischievous smile only made Kai grin broadly in return, "Well, go on then, feed me. My hands can be used for holding something far superior to chopsticks~!"
His left hand caressed her thigh and she glared at him.
"Can't you not have the last laugh?" She growled, a little annoyed.
"Hmm... Nah, you gotta work hard to have the last laugh. If I just 'give' it, that wouldn't be exciting. Besides, we aren't going to spend the entire evening here, right?"
Looking a little reluctant, Tsunade retorted, "Do we need to leave... It's not that I care about others for now. Beating anyone who laughs is just so much simpler that I should have thought of it first thing... but it's not like we always get to eat such a lavish spread."
Although they could afford such a lavish diet... it will no longer be lavish if they eat it regularly. Then, it would just be a regular diet. As such, many high-earning shinobi refrained from getting too comfortable until they retired... IF they lived that long. Even now, the highest number of retired shinobi belonged to the Senju and then the Hyuga. The former was asked by Tsunade to protect the clan when they were facing a crisis and the latter just didn't go on that many risky missions.
"Well... to be honest... I had something planned."
Raising her brow, Tsunade couldn't help but assume, "Can't even wait for a few more dates?" A smug smile reached her lips.
"I can wait for years. A man can be as patient as his grind, but that's not the point... I know you never got around to dating others. Me, too. Actually, going out with Nono and Mikoto helped the most alongside Jiraiya-san's manuscripts... actually, a date can be a lot more fun if you put your mind to it."
"And what do you have in mind?" She queried, a little happy internally to see that he was putting in the work... since what he said was the truth. She had little clue on how to make a date more fun since their life was pretty much restricted to loss, strength, and bloodshed.
"It's nothing that great... but it would be relaxing. After all, you should also see why the woman who... 'died' hired me before even understanding my unparalleled genius." His dirty smirk was all she needed to somehow realize what he was on about.
But call her a curious Senju that inherited her Granduncle's nature somewhat as she nodded slightly and then retorted, "Although... I wouldn't consider you an Unparalleled Genius... Madara Uchiha, Second Hokage, Grandpa, and people like Grandma are the only ones on that list... oh, and Second Tsuchikage."
Scoffing, Kai shook his head, "Well, they clearly never met me... aside from you know who. But I guess, I could contend with her, too."
"Yeah, you could contend with the woman who generated fifteen tailed-beast bombs and laid wasted to an army of ten thousand that also had a Jinchuriki... I doubt that. At the moment, she's the second force of nature after Grandfather's and Madara Uchiha's time..." Tsunade's tone dripped with sarcasm but...
This only inspired Kai.
'That's it! Second Nature!'
Unknowingly, Tsunade did the opposite of her claims. It was true that Kai could not generate fifteen bijuudama... but it would be fine if he can displace or defend them, right?
***
Alternate Title: Date Doesn't Stop Grind!
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