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Fair trade exchange
🕑 Added 2023-08-13 11:15:59 +0000 UTC"Yes, yes, I know you urgently need life and mana potions to defeat the final boss, but I have this strange habit of requiring payment for all the products I sell upfront. And the excuse that enemies are getting higher levels, harder to defeat, dealing more damage, and that's why I've spent all my gold on potions doesn't work for me. But when I defeat the final villain, I'll pay you with all the loot they drop, which is useless to me. Either you pay now or there's no deal. Although you don't necessarily have to pay me with gold...
So, should I go to hell and shove my potions up my ass?... as the lady wishes, but I remind you that in this town, there's only one other shop, and it's a blacksmith selling only weapons and armor. In the tavern, the bartender is only limited to polishing a glass behind the counter, and the rest of the NPCs at most offer you side quests and some lines of dialogue... The only one from whom you can get potions here is me, by the way, for which the price has gone up by 20% because calling me a fucking degenerate gnome was unnecessary... and now it's your decision. Either embark on an epic journey to an easier area to spend a loooong season farming, an activity for which, as a precaution, I would also carry some potions... Or you can finish hearing my offer, evaluate it, and perhaps accept it, and leave here well-stocked soon...
... Good! Wise choice. Please leave your axe in the umbrella stand, step into the back room, and start taking off your boots..."
Dedicated with special affection to all the gamers who have found themselves in a similar situation... It's a pity that in RPGs the merchants don't offer such a generous payment alternative 😉
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greg walker
love the key just teasing her on top of the stocks. So close yet so far away
