WooouTK
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Slacking off at the office
🕑 Added 2024-02-13 17:16:20 +0000 UTC"Two matters I wanted to discuss with you:
Firstly, from the management's perspective, we are aware that employees have been requesting something like a pool table or a ping pong table in the break room. However, on one hand, the physical constraints of the room make this somewhat unfeasible, and on the other hand, we fear that, in general, it would significantly lower the staff's productivity.
The second issue I wanted to address with you personally is that we have detected continuous activity from your profile, around the clock, for the past four consecutive days. This suggests to me that either you are the most dedicated worker in this company, or you have installed some kind of bot on your computer to appear as though you are working, and you haven't even had the prudence to deactivate it outside of your working hours... I think I'm going to lean towards the second option... Don't worry, we're not going to fire you, at least for now; we've just only decided to penalize you with additional tasks... which we believe will definitively resolve both issues. đ"
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greg walker
Very Intense HR department
