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Space Odyssey
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"Do you truly believe that, after traversing the stars long before your species had even grasped the principles of electricity, we would still resort to something as primitive as incarceration?
No — we’ve moved far beyond such barbaric measures. This procedure will be completed within a few hours, I assure you.
Now, we are not without understanding. A diplomatic misstep from a newly inducted civilization such as yours is… unfortunate, but not entirely unexpected.
What we cannot understand, however, is how — despite a mutual agreement guaranteeing your delegation’s safety, and explicitly prohibiting the possession of weapons — you arrived armed with a crude, metal-projectile firearm. And worse still, you were moments away from discharging it at a Voclus diplomat… claiming you mistook him for a wild animal.
It is precisely to avoid such incidents that we requested your delegation come unarmed.
Fortunately, the Voclan Embassy has shown admirable restraint. They’ve requested only a re-education session for the individual responsible — that would be you — and, upon my personal assurance that the procedure would be completed within the day and that you would come to no harm, the the Human Embassy offered their full approval.
So now, Agent Ward… if you’d be so kind as to accompany me, we can put this matter to rest quickly and painlessly.
But first — please take ok your shoes.
I assure you: you won’t be needing them during re-education."
