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Pick Up Courtney Part Two
🕑 Added 2017-05-09 08:41:25 +0000 UTC Hey gang just want to leave a quick note here to thank everyone who wished me a speedy recovery on the announcement I made. Don't worry, it will take more than a crushing, energy-sucking ailment to keep Reinbach down for long! Meanwhile I hope you like this entry of the story.Courtney sits across from Guy at the restaurant in the early evening. She seems relaxed and open to conversation, and Guy quietly commends himself for opting to meet her for dinner instead of at his apartment like Cole suggested. He felt she would have been more comfortable this way and it looks as though he was right.
Guy isn't the only one in the room staring at Courtney by a long shot. He keeps expecting one of the waiters to trip and fall on their damn faces if they don't start looking where their going. Guy's peripheral vision displays several tables full of men not paying attention to their dates. Many a relationship will be tested tonight it seems.
He can hardly blame the poor dopes for leering. He was just as slack-jawed when he first saw her that very morning. Even now, as the weight of her massive breasts tilt the table towards her, he's finding it tremendously difficult to maintain eye contact.
As for Courtney herself, she doesn't seem to notice the excess attention. Or, more likely, she's simply ignoring it. Guy imagines that's a skill she would have had to hone quite well looking the way she does. He decides to start things off by asking what she likes to do when she's not waiting tables at tacky fast food joints.
She asks him a question in return: "Do you like animals?"
Guy actually can't stand dogs. Noise-making empty-headed shit machines in his opinion. But this isn't his first rodeo. If you tell a woman you hate dogs, you might as well just throw away the condoms then and there. You won't be needing any for awhile.
He tells her he loves animals, and her smile lights up the room. He asks her if she has any pets. And she's thrilled to tell him she has two dogs and a cat.
Guy starts to take a sip of wine, and she goes on to list a hamster, a gerbil, and a gecko.
By the time he puts the glass down she's listed two fish, a bird, a turtle, and what sounds like at least one of every animal legally allowed to be kept as a pet. And maybe a few that aren't. He listens to her as she then tells him each of her pet's names and the little individual quirks she loves the most about them. Guy can tell she's really enjoying herself, and lets her go on well into the evening.
Eventually the check comes, and when Guy reaches for it Courtney places her hand on his. She looks a little shy but she asks him if he'd like to spend a little more time with her tonight. Guy finds he's never wanted to get out of a building so quickly in his life.
Comments
Reinbach
I plan on making some jokes about that in the comic if I can work them in. Something about Courtney and Sylvia having amazingly strong backs lol.
Reinbach
Stay tuned! :)
Reinbach
Funny even though these stories are canonical I don't really consider Guy to be a canon character. His actions are decided by the whims of voters so it would be a nightmare for me to try and keep him consistent in the comic lol.
Bob Fink
Very well written and it sounds like he did learn something from his past blunders :D
Dean Sturtevant
Those are amazing. Love to see more of her getting fucked like a good bitch
Kyman201
Thank god she's in a pornverse, where women have spines lined with carbon nanotubes to make them resist the weight of such massive tits.
Squid Hills
Those tits.... they are... HUGE. I can barely grasp how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big they are. They must have their own gravitational fields at that size.... Not to say that they don't look nice. They do. It's just... that poor girl's spine and the painful creaking noises it must make whenever she stands up or sits down... DX
Lord Washington
cool
Reinbach
Thanks! I'll try to keep it interesting!
Reinbach
Not sure how much of she'll be wearing in the next pic, but I may keep this as her go-to date dress in the comic.
Reinbach
Well I'll likely show a little of it here, and also go more into that when she shows up in the comic.
Reinbach
I bet she rests them any chance she gets. If she were a real person she'd be in constant back pain lol.
Reinbach
Not yet no. He's just the reader avatar of sorts in these short stories I do exclusively for Patreon.
Lord Washington
I'm a bit confused, I don't remember this Guy guy (XD Guy guy). Has he shown up in the comic?
Kyman201
All I can imagine is the soft 'Thump' those tits made when she let them hit the table.
David
WOW, she has a LOT of pets. I like that, and though i'd want to see her banging, i'm curious about the dogs, cat and shit. I'm triyng to picture how and where she lives.
WarSapphire
Her house is going to be quite interesting with so many different animals around. Very nice bust of Courtney, i really like her short pixie hair style. Wouldn't mind seeing the rest of her body in that white dress she as on :3.
kaldonis
Dammm. She's giving Sylvia a run for her money with those haha. Nice work, looking forward to seeing where this goes.
