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Rein Con Finale
🕑 Added 2021-08-29 23:28:53 +0000 UTCBack in business, as promised! Thank you to everyone for being patient during my much-needed break, the comments on the post were especially appreciated. And with that, on to the conclusion of Rein Con!
As the summer Rein Con Costume Contest came to a close, my biggest takeaway as an audience member was just how much effort these contestants put into their costumes. Wigs, hair dye, pricey accessories, custom tailoring, and some of them would no doubt still be finding body paint in their various crevices for months to come. The point is, they were serious about this whole thing, they put their hearts into it, and it showed.
So you can imagine how upset they were when some douche in a Sexy Mastodon costume won the grand prize.
First place was awarded to local narcissistic dope, Zane Richter. Unlike the other contestants, who each sported several costumes individually, Zane won the day with a single costume, one that was later revealed to have been purchased for twelve dollars at a secondhand store.
The crowd booed, which Zane seemed to openly enjoy. He blew kisses and took dramatic bows towards his jeering audience. That was when things got a little out of hand. This reporter didn't see who started flinging chairs around, but I'm sure that whoever she was, she's normally a sweet and well-tempered girl, and was just under the negative influence of Norwegian death metal at the time. Zane suffered a bruised tailbone, upon what eyewitnesses described as “Tinkerbell putting a boot up his ass,” but otherwise he escaped with his winnings successfully.
It was roller coaster of an event overall. There was wrestling, drama, deception, and those firefighters had to come save Derek. It was a lot of excitement for our sleepy little town. On behalf of us here at the paper, I hope you all enjoyed your summer. I'll see you next time!
-Millie Edwards, Castlewood High Gazette
Comments
Reinbach
Sorry, totally missed this one somehow! Thankfully the rage was limited to Zane, he has that effect on people. XD
eF..cz
What about the jury? How did they get out of it? And flipping chairs is not that bad. It should be considered as a good thing that she didn't burn any churches in the process. Or did she?
Reinbach
Nice! :)
Reinbach
XD
Reinbach
Quite possibly! :D
Reinbach
He has a scandalous side for sure. XD
Reinbach
XD
Reinbach
Most popular in Castlewood at least! XD
Reinbach
He is not the real mastodon, but an imposter! :O
Reinbach
XD
Reinbach
That they did! XD
alex baker
This is my new wallpaper
Ry
I'm both angry and disappointed in this outcome. Tsk tsk! :P
Dorian Alton
Guessing this was a case of the ladies splitting the vote too many ways XD
Licorice Lain
Kayden flipping the bird? How scandalous.
The Funny Hatter
This is way more accurate than you may imagine.
Trekkie Monster
some people don't deserve nice things like BJs or having their dick remain intact
Squid Hills
I had a feeling the Mastodon guy was going to win. It's only *the* most popular show in the world, right?
Slaughterbug
So that is what the elusive sexy mastodon looks like... 0.0
ScuzzBucket
And THIS GUY got Morgan’s first blowjob, lol. Reincon was a lot of fun. Good to see some of the costumes, weird and sexy alike!
Jariah Synn
Sounds like the multiple assailants got away too 😸
