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Liz and Frank
🕑 Added 2023-12-11 04:23:49 +0000 UTCThis commission for Kaiser Karlo is canonical and marks the first appearance of Kristina's dad, Frank Price! I personally thought this was a great idea, and I hope you like how this turned out. Here's how the story goes:
From the pages of Liz's diary:
What follows is my recollection of the time that I, Elizabeth Leopold Bitoni, set out on my quest to find the epic hog.
I've seen some big penises in my time. Huge, throbbing slabs of man-meat that boggle the mind and stretch the baby maker. But I wondered, had I seen it all by now? Had I already been stuffed by the biggest puds that human biology had to offer? I had to find out. And so, my search began for a dong larger than any dong I had ever known before.
The day began with legwork. I asked around, put up flyers, chased leads, got called into the vice principal's office, had to take all the flyers down, and finally just settled into sorting through all the dick pics I'd been sent in the meantime. So...so many wieners. Going through them all was an emotional journey. Some made me laugh, others made me sad, and I saved some of them for personal use at a later time. But I never saw a truly jaw-dropping man-tackle in any of the pics. It was a bummer.
That's when Holly sent it to me: Kristina's dad. Holy smokes, yo. This thing was so big, it should be paying rent. The hog owner's name was Frank, and he was single! Immediately I found Kristina, got down on one knee, and asked for her permission to seduce her father. She called me a total fucking weirdo but she didn't say no.
Holly set up the meeting with Frank and I turned on the oooold Bitoni charm. One thing led to another and before I knew it, I had this gorgeous, stunning marvel of male anatomy all up in my guts. It was magical.
And so, my quest for the epic hog was complete. Could there be a bigger one than Frank's out there in the world? Maybe there is, but it's not getting anywhere near this booty. I've got my limits. Peace out!
Comments
Reinbach
Good to hear! :)
Reinbach
I'm glad you do in any case!
Reinbach
Thank you! :)
Reinbach
Thanks!
Reinbach
Great! XD
Reinbach
I guess it would take about this size to even make a dent in Raina or Sylvia's real estate. XD
Reinbach
Glad you think so! :)
Reinbach
Meant to be about the same, Liz just didn't hear about Royce in her search because I imagine at this point he'd have been fed up with Casey sending random girls to his doorstep. XD
SpiceofVice
Hmm. I’ve expressed my love for the Milfs of this world before, but it’s nice to see another Dilf also. 2 thumbs up.
Vylon Delta
Who is bigger: Royce or Frank?
Potater
Good to see liz continuing to be best girl
NKL
A slab of meat that isn’t totally dwarves by the milfs’ cleavage… an idea worth exploring :)
Alex Barton
Now this is sexy as all hell... 'Asking Kristina's permission to seduce her Dad'...funny, too =)
TheLexbot
He looks like a hotter Steve Harvey, and I’m here for it
Nikuthulhu
I can imagine how the "old Bitoni charm" went. Like a confusing back and forth where she feels like she's being direct, but her metaphors are just confusing him. You have a gift for hilarious dialogue and sexy art.
Squid Hills
Why do I enjoy reading Liz's dialogue/thoughts so damn much?
