My big bellied ex jock ate all our Halloween candy!!! Video tomorrow!
🕑 Added 2024-10-30 16:00:09 +0000 UTCI leave him alone for an hour and come back to his belly BIG and filled with the candy I was gonna pass out to the kiddos! Guess we’ll have to lock our doors this year so the kids don’t break in and riot for candy😅 Damn that was over $50 worth of candy! 10,000 CALORIES!!! His monstrous gut filled out his lap as he lay on the couch in a food coma. I said DUDE WHAT DID YOU DO?! He couldn’t even get a word out without burping and hiccuping and slapping and jiggling his fat belly in front of me! He knew there was nothing I could do and the damage was done. And that candy was on its way to his ever expanding waistline forever.
Happy Halloween Eve!
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I think we gotta do a major pasta stuffing… 5 boxes
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Fuck yes!!!!
Jason Alexander
How tall is he? What's his weight?
Trei
I genuinely surprised he’s not bigger than he already is given how much he can eat in one sitting