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Applying To Be The North Pole's Free-Use F*ck-Toy [UNCENSORED] [M4A] [Submissive Listener] [16:38]

🕑 Added 2021-12-14 17:12:27 +0000 UTC

Comments

J.A. Smith

SOMEbody is going to find books about daddy issues under the tree next year Or possibly a gift certificate for an ass whoopin' from Dad until Junior learns his place

Sarah

This is just brilliant! In so many ways!

BadFantasy

What about if you walked into your living room at 2am on Christmas morning and found Sado-Maso Santa staring at you with his fists clenched??

BadFantasy

There's probably a dive bar somewhere in Alaska that's full of all the burnt out North Pole Fuck Toys who outlived their ability

Domina in the Details

So the last person that held this position, what happened to them? Are they undergoing reconstructive butt rejuvenation surgery 🤔?? [I love that I get to ask this question IRL 😇].

Eric von Habsburg

Every week some new kink is unlocked. Now I want to be a company fuck toy. Wtf!? 😂 tall, beefy, unable to speak… if only elves were real! This was fantastic and unexpected. It was also hilarious. 😉🤣

Zoe

I’ve laughed like crazy for 16 mins straight 😂🤣 Hilarious ass Santa Jr, why not turn into a comedian? Don’t let your talent wither away.

BadFantasy

It's difficult to argue with the month off from early January. On medical grounds alone, it's gonna be a necessity, since that eight-inch hazard pay might as well be your standard full-time rate

Marco

If a salary was paid by orgasm, I would be a billionaire.

OpheliaDawn

Add this to my ever growing list of fantasies I didn’t even know I had! Being dommed by Santa Jr & passed around 6 ft beefy elves is a new one 😍🔥this was delightful & festive. Definitely giggled more than once 😆👌🏼

Agent Paper

BadFantasy!!!!! I can't with you!!! This was both creative asf, sexy and, ridiculous!!! I laughed so hard I fell out my chair!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I have a feeling you shouldn't be left alone for too long, cause the next thing you know, we get gems like this💋💋💋💋🤣 Never Change🤣💋 Also, I'll never loook at Sprinkles the same way again , thanks for that🤣😍 #Buttfuckery

Katrina Rainsong

Fuck, 😂 I have t I take breaks I'm loosing it so I bad. This is the medicine I didn't know I needed today

Katrina Rainsong

2 minutes in and I've completely lost it, tears in my eyes laughing. I was NOT ready! You could write for SNL if they were allowed to do such X rated comedy.

Domina in the Details

Here are my terms for benefits. Feel free to counter: - Job titles: North Pole International Liaison and COO Interpersonal Relations Home Office. - On the ‘Good List’ in perpetuity/ad infinitum. - Hiring/signing bonuses 2% good deeds/happiness profit over the Christmas Season starting Winter Solstice and ending January 6th, with increase to 5% during the 12 Days of Christmas. - Vacation time 1 consecutive full month starting January 7th. - Personal days and sick leave 1 month, may be combined with Vacation Time. - GOLDEN TIME achieved after 24/7 first consecutive seven day work week and reset after 14 consecutive days. - Relocation reimbursement ALL. - Tuition reimbursement ALL. - Student loan repayment ALL. - Professional development or training allowance for any future accreditations, licenses and letter of recommendations (upon my approval after reading copy). - Right of First Refusal for all future competitive candidates. - Ownership of IP for all modes of operation implemented during service and ever after. - Travel allowances and commuting reimbursement per The North Pole Express to anywhere in the world. - Health/Dental Expenses ALL. - Gym membership reimbursement ALL. - Assigned parking space within 66°33' N. - Hot Cocoa allowance twice daily. * Option for tele-commuting in case of natural disaster/emergency/extraordinary circumstances. * Option to renegotiate contract after first Christmas season of service. EDIT/CAVEAT: * Any servicing of penetration/cock over 8" will be considered HAZARD PAY. * HAZARD PAY - see GOLDEN TIME and 12 Days of Christmas.

BadFantasy

Thanks! A lot of the stuff I've done lately has been pretty heavy or intense so I'm trying to get back to things being lighthearted & fun. At least for Christmas, anyway 🙂

Z (Disgraced Discord Dutchess)

🧐suddenly thinking of getting my Masters at North Cleveland

Tuohtiel

It was fucking gun. I was laughing

Gemmyrose

Oh my goodness, what an education! 😂 Do you know how difficult it is to get off while you're laughing? Just add elf and Santa to my ever growing kink list... I love how playful and lighthearted this audio is, even with all the spicy bits. Very well done, and still classic BFx sexy naughtiness. I'm impressed!