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Natura, Goddess of Just Letting Piss and Shit Fall Out Whenever and Wherever
🕑 Added 2020-01-19 23:00:02 +0000 UTCThere's a new comedy TTRPG podcast called Rude Tales of Magic that I've been enjoying a lot, and its first episode lays out the lore of its setting, including this detail:
Polaris, the God of Going to the Bathroom, is the enemy of her twin sister: Natura, Goddess of Just Letting Piss and Shit Fall Out Whenever and Wherever. The two of them are said to be locked in battle on another plane of existence, paying little attention to the affairs of mortals - but I wanted to imagine what it would look like if she strode through the world.
The podcast doesn't supply any details about Natura's appearance, so I imagined her as an enormous deer-bodied centaur with a big dick! I'm not sure if the show's creators would be all that excited about this piece of fanart, but I think I managed to make the noble goddess look pretty awe-inspiring!
