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TG COMIC - THE WAYNES - BATMILF p.2

🕑 Added 2025-06-25 11:00:04 +0000 UTC

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The Sheriff

ngl i think Alfred should be the only consistent part (besides the fact that a lot of the JL’s main members are fully immune to reality manipulation, like Superman, Flash (Barry and Wally), any Green Lantern of Earth, and various magical Supe). It’d be WAY more of a mind fuck (and funnier) if Superman and Zatanna are like “SOMETHING IS WRONG!” and Alfred calmly inspects his calendar before “Mistress Wayne is treating privGe guests at the moment, and the Young Ladies Rachel, Jasmin, Tova, Damiya and young Masters Robert and Stephen are on a joint operation in Blüdhaven. I can of course escort you into the sitting room, or…” And people sorta go with it. Alfred’s Genteel manners suck everyone in (even Absolute Batman… to an extent)

Crystallake

I feel like Dick would turn into the eldest daughter following into her mother’s footsteps, Jason would be the rebellious one, Tim would be the timid one, and Damian would try to imitate her mother but in all the wrong ways. Alfred should 100% be the clumsy maid who is always trying to take care of Damian as she creates messes.

A.I.A

I'd say Dick Grayson / Nightwing as the rebellious (goth?) daughter that wants to be independent but keeps coming back to mommy for help, Barbara / Batgirl as the friend from a more modest family that keeps crashing at Wayne manor to be pampered, and Damian as the spoiled princess. And if we want less common bat family characters, Azrael could become Brenda's younger, foxy rival, competing for the children's affection and trying to seduce Tamir.