The Bee Hive Master
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New Year, New Me
🕑 Added 2024-01-06 12:53:00 +0000 UTCA gym bro expressed his frustrations at the newbie that come to the gym every year, not expecting he'd be the one that's gonna change.
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The New Year's resolution army has arrived, armed with their confusion and lack of gym etiquette. I swear, it's like a fitness apocalypse, and I'm stuck in the middle of it, surrounded by TikTok Thots and lost souls who think a dumbbell is some kind of ancient artifact.
As I saunter into the gym, my eyes roll involuntarily at the sea of fresh faces, bodies flailing about like headless chickens. It's the same circus every damn year. I spot a pretty girl, undoubtedly fresh meat, gawking at a machine like it's an alien spacecraft.
With a sarcastic smirk, I decide to set up camp right next to her, because why not? Maybe I can enlighten her with my stellar gym wisdom. As I start my routine, I can practically hear her brain malfunctioning.
"Ugh, like, how do I even use this thing?" she mutters, her confusion echoing in the air.
Now, I'm not one to offer assistance willingly, but damn, she's a looker. With a casual flex of my biceps, I decide to grace her with my presence. "Lost, sweetheart? Need a real man to show you the ropes?"
She glances at me, her expression somewhere between confusion and discomfort. "Um, no thanks. I'm good."
Annoyance bubbled inside me, but hey, I'm not one to back down. "Well, sweetheart, maybe if you spent less time on TikTok, you'd know how to use the damn machines."
Her eyes narrow, and she fires back, "At least I'm not flexing my insecurities all over the weights."
The exchange escalates, and before I know it, she storms off, leaving me with a smirk. Victory tastes sweet, or so I thought.
As I continue my workout, a strange sensation takes over. It starts subtly – a shift in my chest, a tingling in my limbs. I chalk it up to post-argument adrenaline. But as I lift weights, the changes become undeniable.
First, my chest tightens, but not in the way I'm used to after a killer bench press. No, it's like my pecs are expanding into soft mounds. Absent-mindedly, I brush my now luscious hair out of my eyes, only to realize my once-bearded face is now adorned with a layer of rosy makeup.
The weights in my hands feel lighter as my shoulders narrow, and my waist cinches in. Each rep transforms me, reshaping my body into something foreign, something feminine. I glance in the mirror, expecting to see my chiseled self, but instead, there's a busty, clueless girl adjusting her sports bra.
Confused and disoriented, I wander over to another machine, forgetting how to even use it properly.
As I catch sight of another guy working out, my newfound instincts kick in. My movements became more provocative, each sway and hip thrust aimed at capturing his attention. I adjust my yoga pants, and with a hair toss and a flirtatious smile, I sashay over, flaunting my newfound assets. Subtlety is for the weak, right?
"Hey, handsome," I purr, wrapping my fingers around the machine, "need a spotter?" Who knows, maybe I can even get a little post-workout cardio. After all, when life hands you lemon, might as well make lots of lemonade out of it.
