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Shower Spectacular! đŋ
🕑 Added 2022-01-28 15:00:07 +0000 UTCGetting squeaky clean, Bearhemoth-style!
I'm starting to get concerned about my shower bench. It's only rated for 500 pounds. I try to be careful sitting on it but I'm worried there may be a bench failure one of these days. I can handle the bench breaking, but the problem is getting up.
When you're over 700 pounds, getting up from the floor is a tricky prospect, especially on a hard tile surface or a hardwood floor like I have in my house. And it would be too wet and slippery in the bathroom to do much of anything. I'd have to lay on my back and hump-drag my naked, wet body across the house to get to my bedroom, where I can use the carpeting and the storage bench to pull myself back up to a standing position.
I've done this several times now after balance mishaps (always due to a slippery floor), which is why I always wear shoes in the house - it gives me more traction. My giant belly pushes my legs apart as I walk so it's a constant battle between me moving in a certain direction and the two opposite directions my legs seem to want to go in. Maybe I need to invent some sort of belly-lifting belt đ¤
In this video I take a nice, warm shower, getting all soaped up and rinsing myself down with the powerful wand sprayer.
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