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[RNZO] Ch 167: The Meeting of Eevee, Aizen & Uchiha
🕑 Added 2025-04-14 15:52:20 +0000 UTC— — — — — —
At that moment, Eevee looked at Fairy Renzo and teased, "Future Ultear's gonna grow up to be a real cutie, you know. Got any thoughts on that? You could totally raise her up right! Hehe~"
Fairy Renzo immediately got a headache full of black lines. "...Eevee, you've seriously gone bad."
Uchiha Renzo looked at Eevee with pure disdain. "You've changed, man. You used to be cute."
"And what happened to your transformation skill? Still not sorted out?"
Eevee just grinned and shrugged with his little paws. "Still working on it! But no rush, really. I'm chill."
"Oh please," Uchiha Renzo scoffed, "I bet the real reason you're not rushing is 'cause you realized Cynthia and the others are still kids right now. That why you're suddenly so patient?"
"Shame on you!"
Fairy Renzo: "Shame on you!"
Aizen: "Why are you still alive?!"
Eevee: "..."
Eevee gave Fairy Renzo a sideways glance. "Newbie, you don't need to jump on the bandwagon too! Just think about what I said, okay?"
"Honestly, I kinda envy you. There's soooo many gorgeous girls in the Fairy Tail world!"
"So work hard, alright?" Eevee also silently promised himself to work hard in the future too.
Fairy Renzo laughed awkwardly."You say that like chasing girls is the only thing we're supposed to do! You're such an unserious Eevee."
"Besides, sure there's a lot of pretty girls in Fairy Tail, but they're not exactly easy to charm. They've all got strong personalities and complicated backstories."
"Erza, Mirajane, Lucy... I mean, they're not the kind of girls who'd fall into a harem that easily."
At the very least, you'd need overwhelming strength to back it up.
"Hmm... Actually, now that I think about it, maybe I can pull it off."
Fairy Renzo suddenly had a realization.
Just with his current power, he was already close to—or even above—the level of a Wizard Saint. And give it a few more years, once the original storyline kicked off and the girls were all grown up...
Just how strong would he be by then?
"With enough effort, anything's possible!"
Eevee waved his paw nonchalantly. "Look at your Lord Aizen over there. Yoruichi is a total badass, but didn't he still win her over? And she even lets him have other women too!"
"That's what true skill looks like. Take notes!"
That's why Aizen was the boss—not just in power, but in every other way too.
Fairy Renzo rolled his eyes. "Yeah yeah, alright. Let's get back on track. I'm heading to Fiore soon with Ur and the others. Planning to settle down there."
"So what magic should I start learning first?"
He wanted some suggestions.
Trying to come up with a complete plan on his own was a bit overwhelming.
"Definitely Arc of Time and Wood-Make Magic! And if you can get your hands on Grand Tree Arc, even better! Also, don't forget Arc of Embodiment!"
Uchiha Renzo immediately jumped in with suggestions.
Eevee added, "You should learn Transformation Magic too! Not only could it help you, it might give me some inspiration for mine!"
"Oh, and by the way—Hermione's still looking for dragon blood. If you get the chance, try hunting down a few wyverns. Purify the blood and help her finish her research!"
"Of course, if you could snag real dragon blood from up north, that'd be even better!"
Fairy Tail Renzo made a sour face. "Hunt dragons? And not just one? Even wyverns are insanely strong, aren't they? Though I guess draconic beasts are a little easier."
"And besides, wyverns aren't exactly roaming around in herds. Give me some time, alright?"
As for real dragons?
Yeah… not planning on going after one of those just yet.
Then Aizen spoke up. "If you come across any soul-type magic, you should try picking it up too. Lately, I've been really into the theory of aligning the mind, body, and soul."
"The soul is the core of it all. If soul magic can help me strengthen my spirit and enhance my soul structure, that'd be huge."
Aizen wasn't one to miss any chance at expanding his limits and boosting his potential—especially when it came to integrating new powers from other worlds into his own foundation.
He turned to Uchiha Renzo and said, "Also, do your best to get a hold of Spirit Transformation Jutsu and Orochimaru's Living Corpse Reincarnation technique."
"That should be pretty doable for you, right? Orochimaru's pretty obsessed with you right now, isn't he?"
Not surprising.
Uchiha Renzo had a lot of valuable stuff in his possession—things Orochimaru desperately wanted.
The best among them?
A life-extension elixir developed by Apocalypse Renzo himself—capable of extending lifespan by a full 300 years.
To Orochimaru, that was like a devil's bargain made in heaven.
He might even temporarily give up on his Living Corpse Reincarnation plan just for it.
After all, no matter how good the replacement, nothing beats your original body, right?
…Well, unless there's an even better body out there with top-tier bloodlines or potential. Then Orochimaru might still go for it.
"That's not a problem," Uchiha Renzo grinned, "I'll trade for it as soon as I can. Here's hoping you make some huge breakthroughs in soul research, and we can ride your coattails a little!"
He agreed without hesitation.
Then he turned to Aizen, curious. "By the way, Boss Aizen—are you interested in the Shinigami from our world? I might get a chance to analyze it, or at least snag some samples for research."
I mean, he was a Shinigami now.
And he even had a Zanpakuto that targeted souls directly.
Honestly? He wasn't scared of that Shinigami at all.
"Oh?" Aizen raised an eyebrow with interest. "You mean the one summoned by the Reaper Death Seal? Sure, if you can get it, that'd be great."
"Shinigami from other worlds might help me even more than the ones I know. Could be worth a lot."
"But it's not that easy to get, is it?"
"You need the actual Reaper Death Seal jutsu. Right now, not even Orochimaru has it. It should only be in the hands of Namikaze Minato, Uzumaki Kushina, and Sarutobi Hiruzen."
"Actually… Minato and Hiruzen might not even know it."
It was the Uzumaki clan's top-tier sealing technique.
Even though Minato became the Fourth Hokage and should've learned it alongside Hiruzen, the exact timeline of when they mastered it wasn't clear.
And it's not even confirmed whether Uzumaki Mito passed the technique on to the village.
But Aizen figured that was unlikely.
Most likely, Hiruzen learned it from Minato.
Or—after Minato and Kushina died—he might've just looted it from their home.
Yeah, that last option actually seemed the most likely.
With how Kushina felt about Hiruzen, there was no way she'd willingly teach him—or even Renzo—the technique. Same with Minato.
"Tch, thinking about it like that, Sarutobi really was trash," Aizen clicked his tongue.
He laid out his analysis for the others.
Everyone nodded in agreement.
Eevee nodded too and looked at Uchiha Renzo. "So yeah, make sure you take out Hiruzen, Danzo, Koharu, and Homura someday. All four of those old fossils."
"They're disgusting. Honestly, the biggest cancers in Konoha."
Uchiha Renzo nodded firmly. "Don't worry, none of them are getting away. But I'll hold off on Hiruzen for now. Let Minato take over everything—then I'll drag him through the mud before finishing him off."
"Same with Danzo. Ruin his reputation first. Let him die in disgrace."
Death's too easy for them.
"Oh right!" Uchiha Renzo suddenly remembered something and turned to Eevee. "You should take some time and analyze a few other Pokémon species."
"It'll help us create more Pokémon in our own world. Having only Eevee around is getting a little boring."
His Uzumaki Eevee was feeling kinda lonely.
"You bastard…" Eevee rolled its eyes at Renzo. "I was gonna call you out on that! What the hell were you thinking when you made an 'Uzumaki Eevee' huh? Feels like you're throwing shade at me!"
"I didn't have any better material at the time!" Uchiha Renzo shrugged helplessly. Then added, "Besides, don't you think having an Eevee with Uzumaki bloodlines makes your whole species look badass?"
"I've already got plans to make a Senju Eevee and a Uchiha Eevee too."
"And I want them to be able to freely evolve and devolve into Leafeon or Espeon. Wouldn't that be awesome?"
He could already picture the looks on people's faces—like Kushina, Tsunade, or even the folks in Konoha—when they saw an Eevee using Adamantine Sealing Chains, Wood Style, or stuff like that.
It'd be hilarious! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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