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[RNZO] Ch 100: Senju Tom & Senju Jerry?
🕑 Added 2025-03-13 00:20:19 +0000 UTC— — — — — — —
Uchiha Renzo sighed and complained to Eevee, "Eevee, you need to pay more attention to your world's space tech!"
"You've got Red Queen now—can't you hack into the networks and steal the necessary technology?"
In his opinion, Red Queen should be able to completely dominate that world's cybersecurity.
Eevee rolled its eyes. "I'll do my best! But don't underestimate the tech in my world, alright? This is a world that literally created Porygon, a digital Pokémon! Our cybersecurity isn't weak either!"
"Besides, you do realize how unsafe networks are, right? What makes you think companies that develop spatial storage tech would connect their classified databases to the public internet?"
Nobody was that stupid.
For highly classified technology like that, companies would always use isolated, offline networks.
Under normal circumstances, hacking into those was impossible.
At least, that was the case before.
Previously, Eevee wasn't confident in pulling off something like this.
But now, with ninjutsu issues being resolved—and with Hermione the Genius on their side—things were different.
Transformation Jutsu and Shadow Clones could be incredibly useful for a heist like this.
Not to mention, the magical Harry Potter world had tons of spells and potions that could significantly aid in Eevee's grand theft project.
"Yeah, yeah, just hurry up already! Stop spending all your time flirting with Cynthia!"
Uchiha Renzo teased.
"You're not the boss of me! Hmph!" Eevee lifted its head arrogantly.
What? Yeah, it liked Cynthia. So what? Want to fight?
Hermione: "..."
She found it really hard to imagine an Eevee in a romantic relationship with Cynthia.
These alternate versions of herself sure played things differently…
"...Should I start collecting all the beautiful girls at Hogwarts?" Hermione mused to herself.
"That might actually be really fun."
"Hehehe—"
"Hermione, what are you thinking about? You're about to start drooling!" Pirate Renzo teased.
Hermione snapped out of her thoughts and instinctively wiped her mouth—only to realize there was no drool at all.
She had been tricked.
Annoyed, she shot Pirate Renzo a glare. "You bastard!"
Ignoring him, she turned to Uchiha Renzo. "I'll learn the Undetectable Extension Charm as soon as possible! As for Newt Scamander's magic suitcase…"
"That thing? You can buy one similar in Diagon Alley! I'll get one as soon as I have time, then use my [Dōjutsu: Omniscience] to fully analyze its principles."
She was actually quite interested in that item.
She wasn't the original Hermione, after all. As a Renzo, of course, she liked cool things like spatial storage equipment!
Previously, she was too broke to afford one.
But now?
With her Fantasy Creation ability, she could just make a pile of gold Galleons!
It wouldn't even consume much of her mental energy.
In fact, she was planning to go on a shopping spree—buying up all the magical books, potion ingredients, and research materials she could find.
That way, she'd have plenty of resources for future experiments.
"Good!"
Uchiha Renzo nodded in satisfaction.
"If possible, also get some Dragon Blood and analyze it thoroughly. Both me and Python need it!"
At this, Eevee turned to Hermione and spoke up.
"Oh?" Hermione raised an eyebrow.
She had already seen Eevee's memories and knew its ultimate goal—unlocking all eighteen of its possible evolutions.
She immediately guessed its intentions.
"Dragon blood, huh? That's not hard to get. As long as you have money, buying it is easy!"
"You want to study dragon blood composition to evolve into Dragon Eevee, right?"
"And Python—it's hoping to mutate and evolve into a dragon?"
Eevee and Python both nodded in unison.
"Exactly!" x2
Back in their previous world, there had always been fan theories about the existence of a Dragon-type Eevee evolution.
Eevee itself believed it should be possible.
Might as well test it and see!
If Uchiha Renzo's theories about the Dōjutsu: Omniscience were correct, they should be able to pinpoint the exact way to trigger a new evolution.
It would likely require a Dragon-type gene or some kind of Dragon Force.
Of course, dragon genes from another world would be different from those in the Pokémon world.
But that was a good thing.
By comparing them, they could absorb the strengths of both and eliminate weaknesses—making the final result even stronger.
"It's possible," Hermione said, not refusing, but she still gave them a reminder. "But to be honest, you guys do realize that the so-called 'dragons' in my world are kind of pathetic, right? Calling them 'fire-breathing lizards' isn't even an insult!"
"Of course, their ancestral bloodline should still have some value."
"So, I wouldn't recommend consuming anything directly just yet. Let me study it first."
"I remember Hogwarts' Restricted Section has books on bloodline modification and fusion. I'll check them out, using Omniscience to analyze and improve them… If all goes well, I might even be able to make it super easy for you guys to obtain the dragon bloodline!"
If it actually worked, she wouldn't mind fusing a little dragon blood into herself either.
Of course, not just any dragon blood would do—it had to be purified and enhanced first.
"Oh?"
Eevee's ears perked up. "Bloodline fusion, huh? Sounds like a solid idea… but not for me."
"Let's give it to our Python friend instead. Once he successfully fuses and evolves with the dragon bloodline, he can share it with the rest of us. No need for everyone to go through the same process."
"Besides, I definitely can't recklessly merge a dragon bloodline into my body. Not because I'm afraid of failure or anything!"
"My biggest concern is that it might mess with my existing genes and prevent me from evolving into my other forms in the future."
And honestly? That wasn't an unreasonable concern.
So, it was safer to let Python Renzo successfully merge with the bloodline first. Once it worked, they could all benefit without any negative side effects.
They had already confirmed that shared abilities and bloodlines wouldn't negatively impact the original user.
Otherwise, if one person screwed up, wouldn't that mean everyone was doomed?
Speaking of which, Eevee turned to Python. "You don't mind me saying this, do you? I don't want it to sound like we're just using you."
"Not at all," Python responded, shaking its massive head. "I understand your reasoning. And honestly? I want to fuse with a dragon bloodline. Otherwise, transforming into a true dragon would be far too difficult for me!"
Plus, with Sharingan's Dōjutsu: Omniscience, Python had full confidence that Hermione would develop a perfect dragon bloodline elixir.
And if things didn't go smoothly?
Well, they could always call on Apocalypse Renzo, Gundam Renzo and Uchiha Renzo for backup.
"Since you've all decided, I'll get started on perfecting the bloodline fusion process as soon as possible!" Hermione nodded.
"Bloodline fusion, huh?"
Uchiha Renzo's eyes lit up at the thought.
"Maybe… I can use this knowledge to fuse Kekkei Genkai too?"
Awakening Wood Release was insanely difficult.
His Sage Body genes were too weak, and even having a Sage Body wasn't a guaranteed way to awaken Wood Release.
Bloodline fusion sounded like a much more reliable path.
Of course, this depended on whether they could perfect the fusion technique.
With his Omniscience ability, Uchiha Renzo was confident that he could fully master Kekkei Genkai fusion in the future.
But if Harry Potter's bloodline fusion knowledge could speed up the process?
Even better.
"It should work! I'll run a few tests first," Hermione said. "After all, the memories I got from you include complete information on Hashirama's cells. I can just use Fantasy Creation to generate a sample and experiment with it."
"You should try it too!"
Hermione gave him a knowing smirk.
Demon Slayer Renzo cut in, "You're not seriously thinking about fusing it into yourself, are you?"
"Of course not!" Hermione shot him a you idiot look. "Who would use themselves as a test subject right off the bat? It's not like we don't have lab rats for this kind of thing!"
"Just imagine, if I manage to create a little mouse that can use Wood Release… wouldn't that be a hilarious sight? Hehehe~!"
She giggled.
The group fell silent.
"...If Hashirama found out, I bet he'd be very curious about which of his descendants had such unique tastes." Uchiha Renzo rubbed his chin thoughtfully.
"Uh…"
Hermione paused, then thought about Hashirama's goofy and very abnormal personality.
"...You know what? That actually sounds like something he'd find amusing!"
Weird ideas required weird minds.
Pirate Renzo laughed, waving a hand dismissively. "Maybe he'd even be happy about it. I mean, technically, that would count as having a successor, right?"
"Yep!"
"He'll definitely be grateful to us!"
"I'm sure he'll love Senju Jerry."
"Oh! That's a great name! And if we make another one, a cat and call it Senju Tom, it'll be the best!"
"I can already picture him moved to tears."
After chatting for another half hour and wrapping up their discussions, everyone left the mental space.
Only Uchiha Renzo remained silent, imagining the absolute chaos if what they said actually happened. "Maybe Hashirama would join Madara in the Eye of the Moon Plan..."
With that thought, he, too, left.
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