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Life of Ditto
🕑 Added 2020-03-05 03:48:04 +0000 UTCListen, we all know Dittos are whores. My Ditto's a whore, your Ditto's a whore, and honestly, so is everyone else's. That's just a fact of life. So don't go feeling bad for ol' Dave here, he knew exactly what this was. There's no other way to breed Nidokings, Tauroses, Throhs, Sawks, or Hitmonlees. At least he gets paid for passing his ass around. Also, the day care man is usually a cute geezer and gets no love, until now.
Honor me by naming your next Ditto Dave. XD
Comments
The Valeyard
It's also the only way to breed Hitmonchan and Hitmontop too!
Marius
i think Ditto is supposed to change genders to breed with the opposite one...still this one looks better
Marius
aw gawd
Dude Bulge
YESSSSSSS!! XD
Tanner Henry
I caught a Ditto and named him Dave.
Dude Bulge
Just mind that poison point!
Roque
Day Care Keeper is a looker too... but that Nidoking... god damn. <3
Xyverz
Most definitely!
I like Grandpa and the Tauros the most in this comic. Both are just ruggedly handsome!
Dude Bulge
Originally he wasn't planned to be in the last panel. But then I was looking at him and thought, 'I made a cute grampa here, I want to see his junk!' *Adds line of dialog to make it make sense.*
Dude Bulge
Lol, more or less what I figured. Fucked for so long, made some good cash doing it, moved to Alola.
Dude Bulge
They really are, but I love them for their service! XD
Xyverz
That geezer can prep me any day!
BanditKir
Haha! Part of me kind of wonders what happened to the last one... hopefully there’s a nice retirement package!
Jon Pitcher
Dirty Dirty Dittos
