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Vlad Needs a Good Staking
🕑 Added 2021-05-22 02:31:51 +0000 UTCIn the butt. Geddit? I would have come up with a better title/joke, but the hubby just showed up at my office door with freshly delivered pizza and I am fucking ravenous. Also, yeah, his claws are crazy so he's goin' reeeeeal slow and easy. Something something Dracula from Netflix because he gets my blood pumping! From this week's public stream.
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Roque
I mean... Alucard had to get it from someone!
CarFire
Just remember, Dracula was written by the guy who had a lifelong crush on Walt Whitman. A very romantic AND sexual crush. So this definitely tracks! :)
Dude Bulge
Yes, I very much do think that!
It's Jake
What up VLAD nice FEET and CLAWS
Zolvira
Very excited chair noises
Bryan Whiteman
Clearly he's learned how to use his fingers over the centuries judging by his eyes
Manny
Think he had the smiths make him some burly entertainment?
Dude Bulge
Lol, likely. And like, dudes on the side while she's dead. :O
Manny
He seems pretty open, maybe his wife pegs 'im, lol
