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Greenwise the Gnome
🕑 Added 2021-06-08 02:58:27 +0000 UTCWe might be at the point where I don't need to convince you of my love for pocket bears, and in this case we're going quite literal with the definition. This is my actual garden gnome who lives among my houseplants in a little house. He's a bit curmudgeonly, but a nice enough wee fellow. He helps keep the plants looking their best, provides a 'lucky' aura, (according to him) and normally parades around in the buff with just his hat on so no complaints here. He's quiet company while I draw sometimes, and enjoys a soak in his teacup tub every morning. Anyways, I thought it would be cool to introduce you all to Greenwise a little. He has an exhibitionist streak so he'll be eager to find out what you all think of him! ;)
Comments
Dude Bulge
Those plants sound happy and healthy at least!
Dude Bulge
He'll definitely pop up again one day!
Dude Bulge
This is true! He's brought MANY a houseplant back from the verge of death due to my negligence. :O
Dude Bulge
His tail twitches when he's nervous or excited. XD
Dude Bulge
He's a (usually) very calming presence around the house. :]
Dude Bulge
Thank you Tyler!
The Valeyard
I kind of wish I had a pocket grandpa to help me out with tending some of the plants at my parents' house. It's kind of overgrown into a jungle, especially with all the ivy and crap that keeps threatening to consume the entire house! X D
JBearWA
I really would love getting more drawings of him. And stories to go along with him great concept! The Fae magic would be wonderful to incorporate in a story or three. Example being able to transport a normal human that has a crush on him down to his size or even smaller so all of a sudden he becomes this big big bear daddy which by all means he is! Yeah he’s very very hot. Love to find out how are uses that back fur as an extra Erogenous zone! And that tale must be used during foreplay and sex… Oh yeah I could picture of some ways that thing tickles your undercarriage when you’re inside him. Or your belly when he’s underneath you. Or.... or .... lol see this guy just hits my buttons too. Please add a story that would be lovely. Thank You for sharing him.
Bryan Whiteman
he may be cranky but there's no better garderer a man could have
Roque
He's just... amazing. I love this concept. And wee lil' tail :D
marshallbananas
Greenwise is just adorable. Love the little guy!
Tyler Redican
I love the daddy gnome
Dude Bulge
Thank you Xyverz! Yeah he's a sweetheart. He's gonna have quite the ego on him after he reads all these nice comments though!
Dude Bulge
He definitely can be a grumpy li'l bastard, but he's part of the family at this point so we love him anyway. :]
Dude Bulge
Lol, I suppose it is at that
Dude Bulge
Lol, I did and he got kind of a weird look on his face. But he mumbled, 'thanks'
Dude Bulge
Apparently the furry spine and goatlike tail are pretty typical for gnomes. I wonder why we don't see them depicted more?
Dude Bulge
He happily accepts the compliment!
Dude Bulge
That got a smile out of him. I think he may have blushed a bit also.
Dude Bulge
He loves that thing. I have to heat up a small amount of water each morning and then pour it into his bath cup for him, and I hear about it if I'm late doing so!
Dude Bulge
Gosh, I think we just got supremely lucky. But if you leave tiny plates of food out near your plants, especially sweet baked goods, you might tempt any gnomes to reveal themselves to you!
Dude Bulge
Close enough. He goes out in the yard sometimes, but crows, neighborhood cats and hawks pose a threat so he prefers to stay safe indoors where his human room mates can keep an eye on him. He's getting up there in age after all.
Xyverz
Thank you for drawing more of Greenwise! I loved the previous drawings of him, and thoroughly enjoy seeing him each time!
dorihey
He looks so lovely and cute! What a great little grump. I love him, DB!
Adam Primaeros
Oh. That's somewhat the right size for him to be "topping" someone's peen hole, isn't it? 😳💦
J
tell greenwise I love him
Christian Carbone
What a sexy small guy. And absolutely love that back hair strip into tail
Grissy
Ah, he's so cute!
Canadad
Tell him from me, he's a hot fucker and I'd love to join him for a nice long wank.
Squeal
I think he’s adorable in his teacup!
Manny
How do I offer my own potted plants as a home for nudist bear gnomes?
durnsidh `
So is this based on an actual gnome in your backyard?
