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Red Guardian's Goods
🕑 Added 2021-07-15 03:39:08 +0000 UTCUgh. Yeah I'm for real kinda nuts for David Harbour's portrayal of Red Guardian here. I'm not gonna give anything away but, he's shown as a father figure trying to do right by his kids, big ol' beard and belly, even a scene of him in his tighty whities trying to pull his old suit on. Damn, they really out here tryna make me fall in love. Well I'll show them I'll... Oh, I'm already doodling his name in my sketchbook and drooling over his hairy balls. Shit, I got it bad.
Also, fun fact in the 'hard' edit: He actually says this line in the movie referencing his want to get frisky! XD
Comments
Wouldn't mind helping him with all that energy...
Dude Bulge
I understand the need
stargiant
i want to CHOKE on that
Dude Bulge
I'm crossing my fingers that he has more screen time in Hawkeye
Dude Bulge
Lol yup, among many other assets!
Dude Bulge
Oh man, hard same O_O
Dude Bulge
It just felt right to the character :P
Roque
...I think I wanna watch this cut more. I know it's not his movie but... still. XD
Christian Carbone
Daddies got grit!!
marshallbananas
Fantastic reference DB, I totally wanted to help him relieve that energy!
SabreXlash
Excellent beard and artistic portrayal of David Harbour's penis. Definitely often fantasized about.
Dude Bulge
My mouth dropped open, I'm like, now we're openly sexualizing him? Let's GO
Dude Bulge
Yeah... I want that booty next
Southpaw
Yes! I'm so glad you included that line about having a lot of energy! that was too perfect, haha. Also, I'm totally down to help him burn all that energy π
Dude Bulge
I wanna help him open that bakery
Anon Pseudo
What a stud. And I think your take on him is great DB. Wouldn't mind seeing you draw him more π
Zolvira
dang, red guardian's got some good cake
