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Valley of the Jolly Green Giant
🕑 Added 2025-03-23 18:39:24 +0000 UTCThere exists a place in this world, where the land is so verdant, the waters so clear, the soil so rich that some might consider it paradise. Vegetables grown there by the farmers are full of nutrients and grow to immense proportions! Perhaps the most well-known and impressive of these is a certain zucchini. You see, this legendary place is the home - the Valley of the Jolly Green Giant. Where his footfalls land, dead earth springs life once more. Where he rests, fields become ready for harvest over night! Where he, uhh, sows his 'seed' well, the local population of farmers very much enjoy the show and can't help but feel invigorated to do the same!
'Macro March' did not win the poll this month but clearly I really wanted to draw a big hunk of giant regardless. 'Minotaur March' coming up!
Comments
Dude Bulge
I hope so too!
Dude Bulge
At least u can take those cans home and jork it in the privacy of your own home!
SilverSF
It's a good thing your version is not on canned good. Last thing I need is another sexy mascot getting me all hot and bothered in a grocery store! Lol
pupset
i sure hope that old guy gets to climb the green giant
