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Tai Lung Axe Kick!
🕑 Added 2024-03-13 03:44:02 +0000 UTCSo Kung Fu Panda put out a fourth movie and my old crush from KFP1 returns in the form of this ridiculously sexy snow leopard. Like, it's not a perfect film by any stretch of the imagination but I still had a good time. It's a fine kids' movie if you don't think about the plot too much... Or really at all. Or the villain's motivation. Or really a lot of things. BUT it has Tai Lung in it and that's enough for me! Lol. His time in the spirit realm has chilled him out a bit, and I think now that he's over his vengeance agenda he's ready to have a nice man be his boyfriend and train under him. Fingers crossed anyway cuz that's what I need from him!
Obligatory: "Oh yeah, fucking crush my skull with your powerful leg, Daddy! More! I'm still barely conscious! Unnh!" For my zoomer fanbase. ;P
Comments
It's Jake
Oh yeah, fucking crush my skull with your powerful leg, Daddy! More! I'm still barely conscious! Unnh! Whoa its like you read my mind with that one! I was just thinking the same thing! Turn me into paste but like in a _sexy_ way yknaur?????? πππππππππ€π€π€πΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉ
Dude Bulge
Yeah... It's my favorite bit to show but I get bored (drawing) if it's always on all fours spreading cheeks. XD
Dude Bulge
"He's hot, I'd let him fuck me." lol
durnsidh `
What's the millennial equivalent of "Oh yeah, fucking crush my skull with your powerful leg, Daddy! More! I'm still barely conscious! Unnh!"
Bryan Whiteman
What a creative and character appropriate excuse to show old man hole!
