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McGruff the Private Dick
🕑 Added 2024-08-03 23:00:30 +0000 UTCConsidering how much I love cartoon dog men and hard-nosed detectives, it's a wonder I haven't drawn McGruff the Crime Dog before. He was one of those characters from when I was young where I'd see his commercials all the time, basically helpful tips to keep kids safe, and even though I was a little too old to get much useful information, I sure appreciated the spokesdog! For this piece McGruff has just gotten back to his motel after a tough day on the job and he's seen some things. So the pants come off, cigarette and flask come out and it's time to lose himself in whatever old movie's on tv. He might be a little too preoccupied with work to be a great boyfriend or husband, but he's definitely one of those men where my inner romantic screams: 'I can fix him!' lol.
[Obligatory, 'I'd take a bite out of that!']
Comments
Dude Bulge
I think he is one of if not the best!
Dude Bulge
I think he likes it a bunch of ways, including rough!
Dude Bulge
True! We can also add Yuji Tachiki from BNA to the list!
Dude Bulge
Gosh he really is. I wonder if creators of these old characters ever suspected they might be unwittingly making people fall in love with cartoon characters forever?
Dude Bulge
No lie detected!
Iko90
an excellent canine detective character
Doobige McBongbong
does Mcgruff like it rough
The Valeyard
So, would you say he's a "gruff" partner in the bedroom? ; )
Adam Primaeros
Between this, Ace Hart and Smirnov, so much doggy goodness... 🥴💕
Kabbalist
Well, you are "Dude Bulge," after all, and the right underwear tends to be an excellent way to put dudes' bulges on display!
Xyverz
That's a HOT DOG! 🔥🔥
Dude Bulge
He would def. be like that. "It's bad for ya, and I want ya to lead a good, long life."
Dude Bulge
Thank you! Was glad I made the time to have an underwear edit for this one. Cuz uh, I like men in their underwear!
Dude Bulge
Fair!
Kabbalist
Maybe not even "I can fix him" as much as "Maybe I can deal with his work being his passion...as long as he enjoys time with me, too."
RandomBrute
Very nice 🤤 those boxers are hot as fuck
OTRainbow
And he'd be like "don't be like me and start smoking, kid, you'll regret it"
OTRainbow
I imagine the perfect amount of tobacco scent enough to turn me on but not enough to turn me off
Dude Bulge
big sniffs
OTRainbow
sniff
