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Poll requests for the season of love…or singles awareness XD

🕑 Added 2023-11-30 20:33:43 +0000 UTC

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Senane1

It’s valentines day and the listener decides to try and surprise their wife by buying a gift and coming home early as usually their job keeps them from coming home until late into the night. They try to sneak up on their wife to surprise them, they find a bizarre sight of their wife drinking out of blood bags. Turns out, she’s actually a vampire, and always has been since before they were married or even met. Things are pretty awkward as the wife insists she didn’t REALLY lie. She was honest about her skin being sensitive to sunlight, it’s just that she never specified how sensitive. More than anything she was just worried that if the listener learned the whole truth that they’d leave her. Listener decides to reassure her by offering some of their blood for her, which she accepts. TL;DR Listener comes home to find out their wife was secretly a vampire.

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