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B&W#024: Dockside SolicitorsLittle B&W side-story today, whi..
🕑 Added 2021-08-23 15:25:00 +0000 UTCB&W#024: Dockside Solicitors
Little B&W side-story today, while I work through the remaining pair of VIP Requests this week.
The lesson of said story is that if your silver-tongued travelling companion tries to convince you that selling your sphincter to a bunch of burly sailors is a better way to grind enough gold for boat tickets, rather than stabbing rats in the basement of a Ye Olde Inn or harvesting bear testicles from the local forest...
...well, just keep this old saying in mind: "There's no such thing as a free donkeypunch"
The lesson of said story is that if your silver-tongued travelling companion tries to convince you that selling your sphincter to a bunch of burly sailors is a better way to grind enough gold for boat tickets, rather than stabbing rats in the basement of a Ye Olde Inn or harvesting bear testicles from the local forest...
...well, just keep this old saying in mind: "There's no such thing as a free donkeypunch"
