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Is It Wrong For A God To Pick Up Girls (CH 1)
🕑 Added 2025-09-06 02:00:13 +0000 UTCA/N: This story is rated M for mature content not suitable for children.
All characters engaging in sexual or graphic acts are eighteen years or older.
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Chapter 1: Meeting The Toad Sage
Elemental Nation
Location: ???
Night
Naruto observed Jiraiya, the very person meant to be his mentor, as he laughed heartily while enjoying drinks and chatting with women in the bar where Naruto had been compelled to stay. The bar had some available rooms, so Naruto decided to rent one with his own money, while Jiraiya also secured a room for himself.
Naruto let out a sigh as he watched Jiraiya embarrass himself once again. For the hundredth time since he had set off with the notorious pervert to become strong enough to fulfill his promise to Sakura-chan and bring Sasuke back, as well as to take down the Akatsuki, he realized that all Jiraiya had been teaching him was to tap into the Kyuubi's power, with no actual ninja skills being taught.
"Hey there, good-looking, would you like some company?" Naruto, seated alone at a table with a bowl of ramen in front of him, looked up to see an attractive brunette with purple tattoos on her cheeks, reminiscent of the Inuzuka clan. She wore a snug black dress that made him wonder what she might be wearing underneath. Normally, he would have blushed at the thought, let alone engage in conversation with her, but his irritation with Jiraiya made him want solitude. Nevertheless, he decided to be courteous about the situation.
“Thanks for the kind words, but I really need some time to myself at the moment,” Naruto replied, forcing a smile that he had worn for years. “Besides, I doubt I’m really your type.”
"What leads you to believe that you're not my type?" the woman inquired, puzzled, as she took a seat across from Naruto. "By the way, I'm Rin."
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki. It's great to meet you! Just to clarify, I don't believe in paying for someone to go out with me, or anything like that—no offense intended," Naruto quickly added, eager to avoid any backlash from a potential escort. "If that's what you're after, you might want to find someone else."
Naruto glared at Jiraiya, who seemed to be thoroughly enjoying himself. The old sage had three women surrounding him—one perched on his lap while the other two flanked him, giggling at his lame jokes and serving him drinks. It was enough to make Naruto roll his eyes in annoyance.
Rin stared at Naruto for a moment as if he had sprouted a second head, then suddenly erupted into genuine laughter, not the kind meant to belittle him but filled with joy. Naruto's face turned red, and the sound of her laughter sent his heart racing.
"I understand why you might think I’m a prostitute, but that’s not the case; I work as a bartender and occasionally as a waitress. Even if I were involved in that lifestyle, I wouldn’t be caught dead acting like that," Rin said, gesturing towards Jiraiya, who was now dancing foolishly. Naruto felt a wave of embarrassment just being linked to the old man and regretted jumping to conclusions about Rin's character. "I only approached you because you looked lonely and upset," he admitted.
Naruto felt remorseful for thinking the woman was an escort. "I apologize for my earlier comment, Rin," he said, trying out her name and finding it easy to say. "I'm just dealing with a lot of frustrations, and I don't want to put that on you."
"It's perfectly fine; I'm here to lend an ear if you want to share your concerns. I'm a great listener," Rin said with a warm smile as she took Naruto's hand in hers.
"Okay," Naruto replied after some time. He began sharing his experiences with Jiraiya during their journey with Rin, carefully omitting any information that could be deemed confidential to the village. Although he didn't suspect Rin of being a spy, he believed it was wise to be cautious. Once he finished relaying what he could to Rin, he felt a sense of relief.
"Wow, I totally get why you're feeling frustrated," Rin said, giving Naruto's hand a gentle squeeze. "Your sensei really seems like a sleazy jerk."
Naruto chuckled at the woman's comment, appreciating the softness and warmth of her hand in his, along with her pleasant scent. He engaged in conversation with Rin until she went behind the bar to serve drinks. As the pace slowed down, they chatted until her shift was over. Rin then invited Naruto to continue their discussion in her room, located upstairs in the bar, just a few doors down from where he and Jiraiya were staying.
Lemon Scene Ahead
"Ah ah ah," Rin didn't invite Naruto back to her room have sex but just to give him some tea to calm his nerves and talk more with him in private, as they talk he reminded her of the happier days and one thing led to another, now she was on her back with Naruto on top of her with his arms hold her legs as he thrust his rod in and out of her wet pussy.
"Shit, it feels so good," Naruto groaned as his dick was being crushed by Rin's tight hole. He had to hold himself back from orgasming, but it was just too much.
"Your dick feels really good inside me too," Rin moaned out breathing hard, she looked up at Naruto slamming his rod into her, she couldn't help but see her former sensei and her teammate in him, and it turned on so much that her cunt was dripping her juices on her bed ruining it.
"Let's change positions," Rin suddenly said with her face flushed and eyes filled with lust. "I want to take the lead."
It took all Naruto will power to pull out of Rin, her pussy clinged to his shaft and didn't want to let go, his rod left her pussy with a wet pop that made Rin whine at the lose but she quickly pushed Naruto on his back and climb on top of him with her crotch grinding on his.
"Hurry up and put it in," Naruto said with a groan. Rin was rubbing her slit up and down his rod, coating it with her girl cum, but she just laughed at her current lover's request.
"Aw, does little Naruto want to feel my nasty pussy wrapped around him?" Rin said, licking her lips while grinding against Naruto's crotch. She reached under her and moved her hips up so she could aim the Uzumaki bitch breaker at her hole.
SLAP
Naruto grunted as Rin slammed her body down on his. Her tight, wet hole encased his rod. All the blonde could think about was the sensation around his shaft.
"Shit," Naruto said as he could help but cum from Rin's act. The woman smirked on top of him, moving her hips in circles as she felt the hot seed of her sensei's son enter her womb.
"Ohh," Rin moaned as she enjoyed the hot seed filling her womb. She thought that it was over or at least Naruto would need a rest to recover, but to her shock, she found herself on her back as Naruto flipped her over. His rod pulsed inside her; it had not softened a bit.
"Tsk, you made me cum," Naruto growled his eyes flashed red then he fold Rin in two with her knees by her ears, now her holes were at the Uzumaki mercy "now it is my turn."
Naruto entered Rin with the force of a raging bull intent on making the older woman climax before he did, his hips slapping against her ass as her pussy leaked out its liquids.
"Ah ah ah," Rin moaned as her eyes began to cross. She felt an orgasm coming; her cunt clenched around Naruto with renewed vigor, and before long her juices exploded, wetting Naruto's crotch.
Naruto pulled out of the older woman and sat on the bed, breathing hard. His eyes wandered over her run body; her face was pretty, her breasts were at least a D cup, and her nipples were hard and brown in color. Her stomach was flat and her skin smooth. Between her legs was also smooth and hairless, with her pink slit and puckered asshole looking back at him.
This sight made Naruto hard as steel again; he flipped Rin on her back and got on top of her, with his rod nestled between her butt cheeks.
"You are still ready to go," Rin stated more than asked. She looked to the side. "But my pussy is sore," she complained, making Naruto pout in disappointment. But she then gave a nasty smile. "Lucky for you, I have one more hole you can fuck."
Rin reached behind her and used one hand to spread her cheeks and the other to hold Naruto's rod. "I think you know what to do, but go slow," Rin said as she aimed her younger lover's cock at her asshole.
Naruto at that moment thanked every deity that made this possible, and with a firm thrust, the head of his shaft entered Rin. If he thought her pussy was tight, her ass was on another level. He pushed in slowly, only stopping when his hips met Rin's butt cheeks.
Rin bit down on her bed pillow, grunting and whimpering as her ass was used by Naruto. It would be hours later that they would be finished when Naruto passed out and she had to use medical ninjutsu to get back the feeling in her lower body.
Lemon Scene End
Rin grimaced in discomfort as she attempted to stand, the soreness in her groin from Naruto's earlier actions becoming apparent. She quickly formed a series of hand seals, causing her hand to emit a green light. Placing it between her legs, she let out a sigh of relief as the pain diminished to a manageable throb.
"You definitely let all your frustrations out on me, big guy," Rin said softly while gazing at the sleeping Naruto. He had been quite intense in bed, and with his impressive size, she affectionately referred to him as 'big guy.' Leaning in, she pressed her lips against his and added, "That was enjoyable; maybe we can do it again sometime."
Rin rose from her bed and slipped into a comfortable robe before stepping out of her room. She immediately realized there was someone waiting outside and wasn't taken aback to find Jiraiya leaning against the wall, his expression solemn.
"Why did you end up sleeping with him, Rin?" Jiraiya inquired gently, maintaining eye contact with her. "Does he remind you of Minato to the point where you couldn't resist?"
"Yeah, he definitely brings them to mind," Rin said, rolling her eyes at the toad summoner. "It's not just Minato but also Kushina and Obito. However, that's not the only reason I ended up sleeping with him. He was in desperate need of some relief since you've been ignoring his training, and he was on the verge of losing it."
"I haven't been ignoring Naruto's training," Jiraiya asserted in his defense. "I'm teaching him to harness the kyuubi chakra so that he will be prepared to face the Akatsuki when the moment arrives."
"That's what he mentioned to me as well, but didn’t it occur to you to actually train Naruto to be a true ninja instead of just relying on the Kyuubi's power?" Rin remarked, understanding Naruto's frustration with Jiraiya, who still seemed to be in denial. "Did you never consider that the Akatsuki has methods to counter Jinchuriki, preventing them from tapping into their tailed beast abilities?"
Jiraiya was caught off guard by that; he hadn't considered that Akatsuki might have a way to counter a Jinchuriki's abilities beyond just Itachi Uchiha. However, he was left with limited options, as they only had two years to prepare Naruto to be strong enough to take on S-class ninjas.
"You might have a valid argument, but Naruto lacks natural talent; relying on the Kyuubi's Chakra is the only way he could rapidly gain strength in just two years," Jiraiya asserted with certainty. Rin stared at him in disbelief, as she knew little about Naruto but was aware that he was the son of the fourth Hokage and part of the Uzumaki clan, making it hard to believe he had no talent. "Now, please share what you've discovered recently."
"That's okay, but I suggest you incorporate some ninja training alongside his sessions with Kyuubi's chakra," Rin recommended, noticing that Jiraiya seemed unlikely to heed her advice. She could only hope it wouldn’t backfire on him. "Here’s what I've discovered so far."
After Rin narrowly escaped death at the hands of Kakashi, who was forced to kill her in order to prevent her from being used as a weapon by the Hidden Mist, she survived due to the three-tailed beast. The creature saved her by offering its heart to replace her own.
Rin reflected with a hint of sarcasm, "Waking up after being buried was quite the experience," as she recalled the struggle of digging herself out of her own grave. At least someone had cared enough to provide her with a somewhat decent burial instead of leaving her remains to be consumed by animals."
Rin chose not to go back to the Hidden Leaf because she felt she had lost all the people she loved and wanted a fresh start. She successfully began anew, but then Jiraiya located her and presented her with an ultimatum: either join his spy network or return to Konoha and face the consequences of being labeled a rogue ninja.
It goes without saying that she turned into a spy for Jiraiya, collecting intelligence, as returning would likely result in her imprisonment or death due to her willingly becoming a missing-nin.
Fast Forward
Land Of Sand [Redlight District]
Night
Following his enjoyable moments with Rin, Naruto and Jiraiya moved on to a different location, unable to linger too long in one spot for fear of attracting the Akatsuki's attention. Uzumaki couldn't help but acknowledge that he would miss Rin, even though their time together had been brief. Perhaps after completing his training journey, he would drop by to see her. However, there were other thoughts occupying his mind as well.
"Why the hell did I agree to have him as my sensei?" Naruto muttered, frustrated as he struggled to fall asleep. His lecherous teacher had brought some of the women he was chatting with into his room, and the walls were so thin that it was impossible to ignore. "I need to go for a walk."
Naruto was given access to the Kyuubi's chakra because his alleged mentor, Jiraiya, had once again loosened the seal. However, Jiraiya only taught him how to dispel Genjutsu and didn’t provide any other guidance.
"Ugh, I suppose if I really want to get some proper training, I’ll have to take it into my own hands," Naruto lamented, feeling disheartened about depending on Jiraiya. "But where do I even begin?"
Naruto began by naming the techniques he had mastered beyond the fundamental ones, which included the Shadow Clone Jutsu, the Rasengan, and the Summoning Jutsu. Although his repertoire wasn't extensive, each of these jutsus held significant power when applied effectively.
Naruto reflected, "I can either attempt a one-handed Rasengan or focus on my summoning skills." He felt confident in his mastery of the shadow clone jutsu, believing few could compete with his ability, but acknowledged that he still needed improvement in both summoning and the Rasengan technique. "I'll start with summoning," he decided.
Naruto bit his thumb, formed hand signs, and then struck his hand against the ground. With a shout of "Summoning Jutsu," a cloud of smoke burst forth around him.
"Yow," Naruto's expression shifted when he spotted Gamakichi, who had grown significantly and was now roughly the size of a large dog. "What's going on?"
Naruto felt disheartened after expending so much chakra on the summoning, only to end up with Gamakichi instead of his intended target, Gamabunta. "No offense, Gamakichi, but I was actually aiming to summon your dad, Gamabunta."
"Wait, you actually attempted to summon Pops and ended up with me?" Gamakichi exclaimed, clearly astonished before bursting into laughter. "Man, you really need to work on your skills." The toad playfully teased Naruto, knowing he had a huge chakra reserve but lacked the control needed for effective summoning, which demands both a significant amount of chakra and precise control.
Naruto shot a fierce look at the toad and, in his frustration, concentrated a tremendous amount of chakra, causing Gamakichi to halt his laughter with widened eyes. Suddenly, another cloud of smoke erupted, and when it cleared, Naruto's expression dropped as he was met with the sight of a tiny, elderly toad.
"I'm really terrible at this," Naruto said quietly, feeling down. Maybe Jiraiya was right about him needing to depend on the Kyuubi's power, considering this was the best he could manage. "All I can summon is that kid and an old, wrinkly toad."
"Hey, watch your mouth, Naruto," Gamakichi shouted, giving Naruto a slap on the back of his head. "That’s the Great Sage Toad, Fukasaku; he is one of the strongest toads ever."
Naruto glanced at the toad named Fukasaku, whom Gamakichi had introduced. Fukasaku returned Naruto's gaze with a playful expression, and the two exchanged looks until Naruto suddenly did something unexpected.
Naruto knelt before the mighty toad sage and lowered his head, saying, "I beg you to train me." Gamakichi's eyes widened in surprise; considering Naruto's usual demeanor, he was not one to show deference to others. Bowing to the toad sage was a significant gesture that spoke volumes.
Fast Forward
Danmachi Universe
Labyrinth City Orario
After ascending to the status of a kami, or God, Naruto—often referred to as Narutogami—strolled through the streets of Orario, unnoticed by those around him, as he absorbed the vibrant surroundings.
"I can finally escape that place," Naruto sighed wearily, reminiscing about his royal palace in his celestial domain. As the God of Nature and Victory, he had countless responsibilities to ensure that nature remained balanced and didn't threaten humanity, despite the fact that they sometimes warranted it. "And then there's all the paperwork," he added with a shiver.
Naruto realized he was back in the mortal realm, equipped only with the clothes he wore, and though he was not allowed to utilize his abilities, that didn't mean he couldn't engage in battle. A grin spread across his face as he considered his options.
"I've always been curious about the dungeons," Naruto said, but he frowned as he recalled another rule he needed to adhere to: "gods aren't allowed to enter the dungeons."
The blonde deity understood that the dungeon was sentient and harbored a deep animosity towards gods. If a god were to enter, the dungeon would do everything possible to eliminate them by sealing off exits and summoning powerful black monsters that surpassed regular foes. It would relentlessly generate creatures to pursue the god until either the deity was defeated or managed to escape.
"What should I do now?" Naruto asked, feeling lost. When he learned that the gods could now enter the mortal realm, he was eager for the opportunity to fight and embark on new adventures. However, the numerous rules and regulations left him confused. "I guess I'll work it out, but first, I need to find something to eat and somewhere to stay."
With a clear goal in mind, Naruto ventured deeper into town to figure out how he could acquire some food. He realized he might need money for that, so he considered what he could trade in exchange for it before seeking a place to stay.
Chapter End
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A/N: Naruto's journey to godhood will unfold in stages, intertwined with his escapades in the Danmachi Universe as he forms his own Familia. I hope you enjoy this tale, and I encourage you to share your thoughts and suggestions on the direction you'd like the story to take. Until the next update, take care!
