JSchlatt & TedNivison BONUS EPISODE [Video]
🕑 Added 2023-04-03 15:24:56 +0000 UTCComments
reed
I dont remember anyone asking you
Abhinav T
Jebediah Schlatt is a known Hater of things.
John N
Yeah he said he didn’t like the topics and also didn’t want to do the paywall part.
Lillian Mullen
did he really? i mean it would make sense he really doesn’t seem into it at all
John N
Did anyone else see Schlatt say he hated being on this pod when he was on The Yard?
Tecromancer
Its basic topology. The water bottle is basically a the same shape as a plate. so it has no hole and a straw has the same topology as a doughnut so it has one hole.
Alupei Andrei
Cant believe NFS Most Wanted got brought up and nobody talked about the BMW M3 GTR but they knew Big Lou’s car. They have the same autism i do for remembering one of the blacklists cars and his name
ybfan123
A straw is obviously just a hole with two I suppose pronounced entrances. Think about drilling a hole through a mountain to make a tunnel.
Won Kang
Mathematically (specifically topology) says that a straw only has 1 hole.
Sugma Male
Idk why but every time I see Ted I just imagine him as a gay porn step dad. Not even the actual porn part, just the porn plot part.
Rootie poo
will, pls update everyone else on what happened with LSU and the white house
Igbar Feeds
From my experience, the races are from light to light. But here they have lights about a quarter mile a part.
Mark Venuto
Ah yes the Nuremberg Time Trials
Hoss
Twilight zone episode is called “to serve man” Also missed opportunity for “aces high” joke for the asexual army
Veeron
hasan better stop advocating for drunk driving because hes very convincing
Angelo Martinez
Austin is braindead if he thinks he’s beating an electric car on a 0-60, maybe onna roll race but that’s his only chance lol
LB
I was def missing QT this episode, still loved watching though!
ReechForTheSkye
Enjoyed the episode and guests and was thorougly relieved you were not reacting to Milf Manor, no interest in that!
me
Wasn’t this week supposed to be Kyedae? Not that Schlatt and Ted weren’t great!
Maya Gallardo
Love the show! Only complaint is the levels, Hasan is louder than everything. Love having QT on, she adds some fun structure!
Samuel Palmertree
So cool to learn that schlatt's a car guy, feels like the kind of guy it'd be dope to meet at a local show or meet and fuck around with. Tho tbf I'm even slower than Ted's '02 Tacoma lol
Julian Jansen
Did Hasan try to say Nürburgring?
Clever Fox
Ok, so the straw debate, so starting at your mouth, it is one consistent tubing until you get to your asshole, but you wouldn’t say your mouth and your asshole are one hole, same with the straw, it’s two separate holes, the entrance hole and the exit hole. 🤷🏻♀️ Also, To Serve Man is one of my favorite Twilight Zone episodes, but it has nothing to do with the very incredible 1973 classic film Soylent Green, for starters there were no aliens or monsters in Soylent Green, the monsters were us, human beings, where as in To Serve Man, it is aliens and the book is a cookbook, they solve all our problems, gain our trust, and fatten us up so they can then take us back to their planet as food, cattle to the slaughter…….
tito_993
when Austin mentioned the first car idea i was so excited and then it cut immediately lmfao
Cole Sawyer
yo will, ive been saying that thing about ppl on planes for years
Gage
I need to know what Will drives now. Is this just lore I somehow missed?
Rachel Friedman
I thought it was entertaining. They always speak in a rather informal manner, and it feels like any conversation that this group would have with or without microphones. It's organic and they allow the guests to feel like they can just relax and be themselves. That's my opinion tho :)
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I never said anything bad about QT. She makes Fear& a better podcast. Hasan, Will, QT, Austin are great as a group, but with the addition Ted and Schlatt it's way too many people, plus the boys don't seem too interested in what she had to say. That's why the free ep wasn't that enjoyable for me.
aCompean
I'm sorry if they answered this on the YT or in this episode, but what happened, wasn't kyedae supposed to be the guest this week?
Antonio Sotomayor
It was really hard watching this episode. It had funny moments but it was so chaotic and they talked over each other and nobody knew what was happening and it was kinda disorienting. I still liked it, but in comparison with the few last episodes this was a bummer.
Darren Hertenstein
We're done. Darkness.
GDNerd
Does anyone else get memory leaks / crazy buffering on these videos and know how to fix? There seems to be something with embedded Vimeo videos on Patreon that disagrees with all my devices and they're basically unwatchable for it. I guess I can live with the audio versions but I'd love to watch the actual videos bc they add so much.
Brezhniew
Schlatt is making second hole in the bottle, not in the straw. Argument is misleading. Take a rod. What's the minimum number of holes that need to be drilled in the rod to make it into a straw. 1. Thank you, next question.
Jack Cowley
I’m surprised you guys got Schlatt past his speaking quota
Ethan Jones
Ted was quiet but it’s not that bad you big baby’s
Raekin
Was Ted in this episode? You could never hear him so I think he was just a prop.
Ethan Jones
Can’t a hole be an entrance
InvisibleRay
I know they won't see this, but often car manufacturers use a rolling 0-60, which ignores the first 6mph which they delete via gps data. I don't know the friction coefficients for each of their cars, but I'm willing to gamble Hasan's Porsche is actually faster from a full stop on untreated pavement.
LeahGia
I missed QT here overall. However, I didn’t miss them cutting her off or talking over her. I think if the boys could do that less (with each other and guests too), it’d be the perfect dynamic. Maybe less caffeine would help lmao
THEE Kisywisy
I wasn’t a fan of this episode. Maybe too much of a bro episode
Kevin Reyes
I loved NFS Most Wanted. As a fellow 23 yr old, interesting to have the shared experience with Schlatt
Mohammad Sayeed
Untrue qt is mother
panz.
I was a 2 hole supporter until a couple seconds ago when I googled the question and it said that a straw has 1 hole but 2 openings. A hole is defined as a hollow space within a solid object and thus the "holes" we believed were 2 were actually 0. What we were counting were the entrances
Josh Meyerink
Most messy bitch possible
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The paywalled portion is so good compared to the free episode. I love QT but I feel like she didn't really fit in with this group so the dynamic is off, not to mention her getting cut off or talked over constantly which was frustrating to watch.
StarWarsLoreGuy
I loved this episode so much. It was very chill, shooting the shits and funny as fuck. Schlatt and Ted are funny as fuck. I'm glad you didn't do react this week cause it wouldn't be the same without QT, she needs to be there for Milf Manor Reacts. Good Job this week Marche <3
modaymoday
Sometimes will says shit so confidently and matter of factly, especially about film (and a lotta times he's right) but Soylent Green is a movie not twilight zone. 🤓Thank you.
Cussy Enjoyer
This was so refreshing just continuing the conversation, I haven't been into the milf manor episodes
turkoid
Noticed this in a lot of the vids, but please enforce better mic positioning. Audio levels fluctuate way too much.
Jacob Johns
Mmaaaaaaalooooooorrd
Bailey Pickle
QT - For the matching tattoos with Selena and Hailey, they are from the church the both had attended. Chad Veach (the Pastor) has a daughter named Georgia who has a rare disease. The congregation had a movement to get tattoos in their body with the letter g. It was a weird movement, but it’s why they both have it. Justin Bieber even has the tattoo. https://hope1032.com.au/stories/faith/2016/chad-veach-tattoo-gtat-justin-bieber-pray/
Ryann •
I don’t think I’d ever watch an episode if Austin wasn’t in it. Absolute main character, a menace to society and gay icon.
Mike Flawn
Soylent Green has nothing to do with that Twilight Zone episode lol
Ryan Troester
Hasan=LOUD. Austin=good volume. everyone else=might as well be whispering
antiquebunny
I also dislike kissing -- when Will mentioned it last episode it felt very validating
Max
I will upgrade my subscription to watch the Taycussy smoke Austin's X5M in a drag race.
LeahGia
A straw has one hole guys. If you drill a hole through a two-by-four, it’s one hole. A straw is the same damn thing just with less surrounding material. It’s a long hole. It’s technically called a through hole.
Francisco Selles
A straw has one hole. Read about topology guys. Sigh.
Javier Santillan
if qt were in this premium it would have actually cut off when hasan said we're done
llsilvertail
THEY KNOW ABOUT DENMARK
Sid Raghunandan
I listen to podcasts with 50-100 listeners and USB microphones that sound better than this show. Marche needs to own the production quality better (hire an audio guy and/or take another day to release the episode).
Eva Kaufman
my only thought for the possible hasan v austin race is someone crashing their car like girl that is not gonna end well
Braeden W
Mf said Nuremberg. Although the taycussy probably would win on the Nurburgring
Austin Brodeur
As a car guy, the race would depend on how long the race is and the conditions. EVs can be fast but start to overheat in a few minutes when pushed to the limit. Any race lasting longer than a few laps, especially in hot conditions, would end with the EVs in limp mode.
NallM012
What about in woodworking? you don't say 'drill 2 holes through the wood', you say 'drill A hole through wood'. A as in singular. It's one hole drilled through the wood. It's one hole through the straw. Checkmate, Atheists.
Isaac
Schlatt ruining the room is so funny
Aimane Khaled
ok Schlatt defending socialism by talking about some gorilla tribes or some shit sounds like insanely good content
James Parentich
Does anyone else have issues with video quality, It'll load one second at high def and then the rest instantly at 240p. My bandwidths fine, no issues with Wine About It on Patreon either...
Melodyingg
ACE PILOTS
Patrick McClure
JSchlatt quoting 2005 NFS most wanted is perfection
Ecstasy2k
Umm actually ☝️🤓
Ecstasy2k
I love drunk driving the boys are correct
Ecstasy2k
Me, god’s strongest and most loyal drunk driver (a safe and legal thrill) ridding the world of sinners (pedestrians)
Dom
Could you say a mouth and asshole are the same hole????
Brigid O'Rourke
I'm with Will, kissing is ick lol
sam
the ending was perfect
Matthew Jackson
5 people flows so much better than 6
MC
Thats crazy I started watching these guys because I got arrested for drunk driving and lost my job, Hasan just like me fr I had no idea
P
Nemesis is a greek word so the plural form is Nemises pronounced with a long E at the end if anyone was wondering
Brendan Timmons
Am I hearing this right that Will thinks Pennsylvania is part of the tri-state and Connecticut is not???? 😭 someone please get this man a map
John Osborne
I hate to be negative but man is it wild that after 37 weeks there are still consistently Mic/Mix/Technical issues, could barely hear Ted this episode.
Samuel Weyts
Can't wait for the communism vs. capitalism debate between schlatt and hasan
Aspy 130
Okay 100% the schlatt debate needs to be hank pecker in full rp mode defending capitalism
HawaiinHercules
💀
mingle27
Austin is a literal tornado anywhere he goes🤣
Robert Williams
I'm going to say a straw has no holes actually. You could take a paper without a hole in it, and roll it into a straw without ever creating a hole. That's what a straw is only plastic.
Hector Balderas
Ah sad QT had to go to book club. Need a longer women’s hour
Diego Ascencio
We need more Schlatt
Patreon Subscriber
I'm sorry for the nerd answer, but a straw topologically has only one hole. It's basically a hole that's been stretched.
julian
this is for the regular episode but chicago thin crust is the best pizza sorry
Luke Alexandr
Vitale's Pizza in Grand Rapids is goated. Their crust is insanely fluffy.
it's me jb
The crossover I knew I needed is finally here.
Mordojack
what a stacked episode holy
Mary
Wow what a treat 🤧🥳