Ep. 76 NEW YEAR Special BONUS [Video]

Seastar

This deserved a laugh from the group: "We're shit, our business practices are shit, everything is shit. Here's a cookie." I only eat Subway when I'm at a truck or Greyhound stop on a road trip, where the only option is fast food and vegetarian options are sparse. Doesn't mean I like it, though.

Devan

Will is so spot on, Italians notoriously dont give a shit

Jamie Hauken

100 Euros?!?!?

Paige

will looks so hot this episode for some reason

Colleen Bloeser

Food snobs are so annoying

Kelley Couch

I love how at the end everyone else is only semi serious but Will is completely serious about the end times and his Flesh Pack. A little creepy, a little funny, but entirely on brand. 😅

LeahGia

she’s flown before. she goes through phases of whether she can tolerate the panic attacks she often gets when she flies. she’s currently in a no fly phase but she’s working on it.

Nick Firlej

wait how was QT in Florence if she doesn't fly?

A Kelland

I need a movie surrounding it

Samantha Gorongnag

wish austin was at that hotel his reeling just at the thought of it (missed opportunity)

CommieeMommiee

Will in post apocalypse is full blown theater kid dictator

🎵And then he fucked my face, now i’m a cum-eater🎵 -Smash (boys) Mouth

i loved the subway smell as a kid too but now it just makes me feel like i’m gonna puke. you deserved to be shamed for that order btw

Axel Anderson

Lol i went to college in La Crosse, and he wasn't a great chancellor anyways. The whole school made it really hard on student teachers in a lot of ways such as not providing housing for students whose student teaching went into the summer, not working well with local schools, forcing students to drive up to 1 1/2 hours away for their student teaching and a whole lot of other shit. Should have been fired for that, but not for the porn.

Marcelo

The quiet pause after Will said he doesnt think hed be a good parent. WHYY lmao

Rob

I STAN THE SUDWAY HATE WILL NEFF

cagelirious \m/-_-\m/

All the houses I've seen from most streamers would go up like kindling if there was a fire.

Wumbo Myco

Cutie has the tastebuds of a 9 year old

CountessQueen

You care Waaaaaaayyyy too much about what Will thinks! QT Hasan and Austin do not care of what Will thought and had fun with it, but it seems you can't. Why? I guess Hasan Qt and Austin are all loving this Elitist Will guy, it makes them guilty by association! How are you going to bash them now? Or ar they just Will's victims?🙃

Kombucha Papi

When i was a kid i loved the smell of subway. So i wanted to order a sandwich that tastes like the store smells- and the store smells like their cheese and mayo. So i would always order a sandwich that was just their bread with cheese and mayonaise. And you know what? IT SLAPPED, its the best thing you could order there, but everyone, employees included, shamed the hell out of me, which was not ok.

Julia Beers

This qt x Austin collab is the best yet

Justin

I regret to inform the rest of the Patrons that Will was in fact right, I drunkenly ordered a meatball sub from Subway last night and proceeded to get violently ill. It has been 11 hours since the sandwich entered my system and it is still reeking havoc on my body. 0/10 do not recommend

John

Haha, yeah Hasan's stories about Rome are dead on. Italians have a Right Way To Do Things and they'll tell you what it is. Shocked you didn't know that before going

Jasmin Valles

I actually totally agree with Will. Current beauty and entertainment is everything. History is ALRIGHT. Mostly overrated.

James Unger

How can we get the Nearly Nude Calendar? Asking for a friend

DaNikolo

Fuck it, I'm saying it... Personally I'd scam American tourists any chance I get and I think the hotel, taxi drivers and sandwich shop owners are in the right. Americans deserve shitty vacations to Europe for all their crimes against culture

Ni Gel

Austin, QT... install pet doors in your bedroom doors and wrangle those cats no more.

Braeden W

Bro papa John’s is one of the best chain pizza

Jake

Ayo I went to UW-Lacrosse, how they gonna do my guy like that

Jose Marin

There’s a way to polarize conversation and I’m glad they all like diff things but he straight up just tells people they’re wrong and he’s right. He’s done it about movies, music, food and now travel. Like hasan said, diff strokes for diff strokes doesn’t mean you crap on what people like just for content

Jose Marin

Of course not but when everyone else’s opinions are wrong and yours are right that’s elitism. Whether it’s movies, music, food or taste in cities he’s always knocking down what the others say as trash but all his flavors are based

LordOfTeas

Will’s takes are based and true this episode

LordOfTeas

Subway bread is legitimately not bread, this was decided in a court lmao

LordOfTeas

What???

LordOfTeas

Will isn’t saying them doing sex work makes them lesser, he’s saying that it would change their dynamic together.

LordOfTeas

Its not elitism to have a differing opinion man

Eli Bergsma

Will on his "can I be honest" arc this episode

Rachael McNerney

Leonardo Degayprio

John

If someone breaks into Will's house, Will isn't trapped inside with the intruder, the intruder is trapped inside with Will.

Jacob Greenburg

Wait is will rich

Jacob Greenburg

Being smart can often be misconstrued as such, for example if you know something is poison and someone’s like I like poison, you shouldn’t be like go queen lol

Miguelvm

Will has said a lot of times that exaggerates his takes for entertainment, he doesn't actually care that much if people have different opinions (different strokes for different folks). And let's be real this is a podcast, if they all agreed on everything and spoke without exaggeration it would be boring af. It's not really about elitism, it's about polarizing the conversations.

Nova Sky

Papa johns good subway bad. (I also appreciate Austin taking constructive criticism but he’s still entertaining either way)

kobi

papa johns helped me through college imma be real. also "nuke the pyramids" is an insane take lmao. part of what makes it possible for us to have present enjoyments is the old shit

YeezusLovesYou

I love subway and papa johns. Both get the job done.

unseenfool

Subway is kinda gross tbh, the only thing good is the pizzas and thats not why you go to a sub shop.

Marci Vox

I love QT because as SWs we actually do this lmao, normally fuck a fan contests are very fake, but occasionally it’s just a loophole

Nick Sabater

QTCinderella watches the Dancing Bear porn series confirmed 👍🏼

Melvin Romero

philly mention🤌🤌🤌

Drew

..but I am a New Yorker so my pizza privilege is showing. I would 100% eat papa johns if it was the only real option in my area

Drew

Sandwiches are for when you’re hungry but pizza is meant to be enjoyed. That’s why I’ll go to Subway but not Papa Johns

NH 9000

I’m from New York bro 😭

Sarena

I love episodes where QT decides she doesn't hate Austin that day, their dynamic is so good and it's so funny seeing Hasan and Will lose their minds lmao

LucyLun4r

As someone who has worked at both of these chains, Jersey Mikes is literally as gross as Subway.

Brooklyn Gordon

out of touch food takes this episode, I fear

Brooklyn Gordon

voice of reason.

goats

He is from New Jersey/York right? Sandwiches and pizza is all they got, let him have it.

Sloth Gahd

I thought Will was the "don't yuck other people's yum" guy, but he's really sippin the haterade this episode

kyle

I could listen to a whole story on Will and the Fleshpack

Conradicat

Austin is absolutely right. Everyone should have at least one fire extinguisher in the home

Sambo

ill take jersey mike's over subway anyday

Kobert

There’s an interesting Guardian article that dives into a convo the journalist had with 5 mil/billionaires about surviving an apocalypse. They suggest using discipline collars, limiting access to resources, or using robots Recommend giving it a read, though it’s pretty depressing tbh.

Anthony

insane food takes from Qt and Austin this time, i absolutely love it. so glad Will and Hasan were there to be the voice of reason.

moggu

i keep getting north sea tiktoks too 😮‍💨

T.G.

it was so funny hearing them talk about apocalyptic shit. I think realistically we'd all be fucked. But it would be interesting if it was like the show "Last Man on Earth". I think what we'd really need to focus on is agricultural stuff and learning more craftwork. Because we've all been alienated for at least a century or so from those processes.

rs

papa johns is the only pizza i ever bought that i took a few bites out of and then threw out the entire pie. legitimately vile stuff. subway is slightly more tolerable but i would only eat it if its the only food available.

Benjamin Adams

If we don't get fear& flesh pack merch I'm going to be so disappointed

Georgette Rosin

okay why was austin putting his hands down his pants so much lol

Kaden

Qt is insane for the cookies

Kaden

I only ate subway sandwich because it was free

Kaden

As an ex subway employee I would judge every regular I had.

LeahGia

white trash feels like an unnecessary word choice…

Cadnee Mountai

James Marco StMarco slipped out when talking about the Flesh Pack

Ashwin

does anyone know what car Will drives? fastest allegedly and it’s electric, the plaid??

Aimee Peterson

I live right next to the UW System and majority are in the same boat, why was he fired? They get rid of a crap ton of majors but are offended by this. 😬

ClimateKy

It's ass if you want a sandwich, but if you want Subway? Then Subway hits.

Crystal

i think qt is high from sickness this episode

Crystal

subway smells so good tho

cock

I FUCKING HATE CUCUMBERS, SUBWAY SANDWICHES ARE GOOD BUT THE COOKIES ARE SHIT and PAPA JOHNS IS GOOD (more like was, it’s shit now)

Nick Sabater

Snookie is not actually Italian ethnically. She's Chilean, but was adopted by Italians.

sitting_leaf

Cookies at subway are ass

Hadou

subway is delectable

Murkus

I have a new rule, I think you're too rich if you hate subway or dominos

Jose Marin

Will is so elitist man, he can’t just let people enjoy what they want even if he thinks it’s crap

NH 9000

I need a will neff “nuke the pyramids” t shirt

Samuel Brillant Kingsley

Will is looking like an absolute scoundrel lmao a straight up bard! I love that

Samuel Brillant Kingsley

I do think Will has a tendency to focus on reality and what's happening right now, and that leads him to take these biasies into account when thinking about something. He doesn't project a better world, he reflects our current one.

Ptheo

When I was home for the holidays, I was watching the Christmas Concert and my 70 year old mom walked in and said "Who's that gay boy up there?" The "gay boy" in question was in fact Ludwig. Hope everyone had a good holiday.

Samuel Brillant Kingsley

I was coming in here to say the same thing but wanted to see if someone said it already. It is a direct result of that stigma that sex workers have been experiencing that there is a shift in the perception of someone if people know they're sex workers. They are seen as lesser if they do it, even if their behavior outside of that context is commandable.

Angel D

subway is so good man wtf is all the slander

Ale

QT started spiraling and then they were like "ok bye happy new year!" 😭

Joshua McDevitt

As someone from NJ, I fight everyone about NJ Pizza, Diners, and Subs. The rest of America doesn't understand, but they think they do... smh

SimUser

Is it Fleshpack or Fleshpact?, both are pretty metal sounding

Ruin

bro said dominos and papa john's and not even mentioning the garbage that is pizza hut. I'm in awe. Now pizza hut is a place i'd rather go hungry than eat. As for subway, I have nostalgia blinders for it, so while I know it's not great I still get it every once and awhile to feel something again

Ryan Vittimberga

Gio

Will absolutely killed that ending

LeahGia

lol she has flown before. she goes through phases of whether she can tolerate the panic attacks she gets when she flies. at the moment she is in a no-fly phase.

christina

my aunt is one of those Italians who swears she’s black cus we’re southern Italian f🤦

Timothy Carroll

I am so happy Hasan and Will know the NYC, NJ, and Philly area sub and pizza are great and Subway/Papa John's are overpriced trash. Every mom and pop shop is 10× better. I feel seen

Alupei Andrei

Damn i like subway, my local subway is pretty good. ☹️

Vella

You’re totally correct about Chicago diner pizza. Since I’m from STL, I prefer the provel cheese on it, but you’re totally correct. NYC pizza is 2nd.

Jake Murray

"the pyramids are lame, nuke them. the Colosseum is sick" at first i thought the pyramids take was bad, but the 180 for Colosseum has flipped me, im in agreement, lets nuke the pyramids tbh

Ahokipa

Fear& The Yard BB is the modern Cold War. Lotta talk and no action.

Jake Murray

I feel so baited by the subway can’t call bread bread thing, i was thinking it’s bc its like injected w poison (which i still don’t doubt frankly, subway is gross) turns out its for tax purposes and is a result of its sugar to flower ratio 😔

ashyc

our pants don’t have pockets !! so real for that qt

Luccas Viana

Yall should watch Murder at the end of the World, it gets into some of that stuff

If Hasan thinks Italians suck at driving he should come to Lisbon, Portugal. Truly the most horrific driving in all of europe lmao

Sean Quinlan

Yea but subway is ass

Lonely_viking

the inherent homo-eroticism of wanting to preserve your best friend's genes vs the sheer want and desire to straight up eat him. what a beautiful bond Will and Hasan have<3

laura

American Subway is vile after the one time I tried it I swore never again but that’s a skill issue for them, Subway in New Zealand is fine.

Matt bochler

DID QT TAKE A PLANE

Kristi Stuart

Spoken like a true John John.

Kristi Stuart

she's a baker i think she deserves a pass on being able to indulge in some trash fast food chains seeing as she can literally mill flour, and eventually turn it into bread (not the fake subway kind) lmaooo

Kristi Stuart

ehhhh, it's honestly kinda mid in my experience, but obv haven't tried it all. Y'all have WAY better Italian and Chinese food though which I'm super jealous of hahaha

Kristi Stuart

same here 🫡

Kristi Stuart

Best philosophy professor ever holy shit lmao, i love this comment so much.

LordDuder

Umm ackshually it's 366 days this year.

Sahil Sharma

I strive for Will's composure

mia

let's go homo!

Sisse

austins pants are incredible

Anj

Wills sneeze did not sound like a sneeze

tkberget

Chicago style (thin crust) is by far the best. Noting beats that crispy crust with sauce right up to the edge. Also better italian beef than new york new york maybe second though a traditional Neapolitan Margherita is top tier. Agree with the subway take. Haven’t had it since I tried my first Publix sub.

Emilio

i like going to the british museum and take things back to the motherlands

Cathy Osbourne

Why won't these fucking videos play

wetchurch

2024 is the year of standing up to Italian hoteliers

Jen

some say in 2024 the government will disclose something, that's why all rich people building those lol

Shaun L

Wild takes from Will, he is the Arch Villain after all. But "no slaves, no masters", the people will rise! hasRaid

Charles Sousa

Big fan, keep it up <3

Chatters_Mom

I like that instead of spending money on living people in need right now billionaires are spending millions on stupid shit "for future being" to know we were here.....

Max Paton

austin ik your reading this ily

Paige

my average is 3 hours,, 10 hours is insane.

LeahGia

That’s definitely a valid take. To be fair, I think it was more so him saying (possibly in a partially joking manner) it would be distracting for him to have watched them going at it intimately while trying to ignore/separate that to focus on their teaching. Maybe similar to not wanting to stumble upon porn of your parents or your best friend simply because you aren’t trying to view them like that? I don’t think he’s trying to say their sex work makes them lesser… still he could have worked through that thought better.

Quinn

subway is good, these guys are insane

Allison A

im literally peruvian and the country is renowed for its cusine papa jhons and subway slap so hard im sorry

Odera Abajue

i’m with austin, my fav comfort food is a veggie subway sub

M

qt is my bias

Jute

Idk why but turnpikers sounds like a slur but that might be my jersey bias showing. Also Snooki isn't Italian or from Jersey lol

Wei Huang

It's wild that Austin lives in Portland and hasn't mentioned Papa Murphy's lol.....

kat

hasan and will are just haters, subway and papa john's are good

Dodo755

I think Will has internalized prejudices he needs to address if he thinks mentors' lessons would be less valid if they did sex work. If he thinks their teaching is less impactful while knowing they do sex work, that's on *him*, not on the mentor.

Atsxeb

Is this Will's Tombstone era? Looking like Doc Holliday and Wyatt Earp all at once.

Afrah Rasheed

so are we all a member of the fleshpack by proxy?

Neck tat twink

Mamma Mia!! Cavolo!! So much anti Italian sentiment in this podcast!! 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

Kamz

this episode was true East Coast vs West Coast lol . Stay strong my fellow Turnpikers 🗽

Milfy

somehow Austin managed to have the best (and most PG) takes this podcast lmao

Rasheed Sunflowers

I think will is right. The way society is conditioned now I no longer believe that the uprising would take place in a apocalypse situation. Besides the billionaires already have a jump on the resource accumulation. I think Hasan has too much of a logical and positive outlook on people. Most likely things will end up like Silo and constantly stump out any inklings of a uprising. Besides uprisings take many risks of death ,a lot of effort,organization, takes people out of their comfort zone. Fear is the mind killer and the fear of those factors will hinder anything from happening

Andrew Sargeant

Ther must be something really wrong with American Subway because Australian Subway is the best 👌

Justin Brinkley

AustinShow&Tell 🎤⬇️ You're welcome.

Samuel grinceri

Napoli pizza is objectively the best

marwa s

wills takes this podcast were not so good, good content tho love it

snicolex

Happy new year 🥳

Cbzimmie

the gaslighting at the beginning of this episode is amazing

Eve Wallace

Will is giving 80s dad and im fucking here for it

Braddicus

Austin will be a fleshpack affiliate but not a full member.

Sasha

If there’s a zombie apocalypse or something, I’ll be a zombie so fast

jflyiii

Will, I have a well stocked bug out bag, lots of weapons and would be honored to serve you in the Fleshpack 🫡🫡🫡

ClimateKy

You can tell who's a pretentious east coaster by asking them their opinion on Subway... What's next you're gonna tell me a bagel isn't just bread with a hole in it?? Fuckin east coasters I swear

leek

wills pyramids take was so garbage lmao, peak content

Pax Man

Little Caesars is worse than Domino's. And papa john's by far and it's a shame that that was not brought up

deestands4dorky

as a poor person... subway is good 5 bucks... yes.

Yara

After Austin said he was all alone in the colosseum bc it was right after Covid, I just thought about how much cooler that is and truly accidentally privileged it is. To not only experience the colosseum irl, but being able to be there experiencing it like in those times without the massive crowds of tourists taking pictures and everything

Aylin Estala

As a person that craves subway and dominos I just want to say, Austin and QT understand the working people! Amen. Also, felt hella thrown back to yw when qt started singing I am a child of god lmaooooo 🤣

Brendan Lagger

Papa johns take is an L ngl

Molly C

I need Austin to get an acting role in Season 3 of White Lotus. No one is better at complaining to hotel staff

Bas Donders

It's interesting to think about what I would do in the Apocalypse. I'm a philosophy professor, I can solve sudokus faster than anyone I know. Fallout happens, I fucking kill myself. It'll take fucking 300 years until my skills are required again.

B

New year and I’m still browning my pants

Dan The Man

Will really makes this podcast special

Darren Hertenstein

Subway and Dominos are trash, but if I'm down for trash they're the better options.

Koms

I wish there were some time marks like YouTube on here. Patreon ui is cringe

Jackson Lewchuk

How is Will such a Gladiator fan boy, but completely disinterested in the coliseum/ historical ruins?

𝕶𝖑𝖆

I love that the apocalypse plan is just the plot of This is the End and Love, Death, & Robots 🤣

KapZachlan

QT has granite tastebuds

Sasha__qt

3 minutes in and I am already getting called out for liking Subway... I guess that's what happens when you are a gay woman who watches Fear&. Can't believe you guys actually hate gay people and women, sending thoughts and prayers to QT and Austin >.<

Njoy

100 when I’m tight on money I get little ceasers and from how pack it’s been in my city I’m thinking everyone is tight on money

Ian kirk

Flesh pack on top!

Silas Wells

This is my favorite podcast to listen to while driving on the Missouri Turnpike

Leo!

LETSGO FLESH PACT(k?)

LeahGia

I like guest episodes but honestly my favorite episodes are just ones like these with the whole family ❤️

everythingisstrange

there is absolutely good mexican food in NYC, just not nearly as abundant as LA. you're spoiled out there for mexican food just like we are for pizza

avery holcombe

Papa John’s is great. And subway is great stoner food or roadtrip food like QT said!!!

alex morgan

at night time ofc

alex morgan

Hasan it's because it's winter bro, Rome is amazing at night in the spring summer and early autumn Italy in the winter gets cold so people aren't outside

August Gardener

New Yorkers migrated to the PFC in the 70’s. What youse gotta do is get to Cornwall-on-Hudson and getta Sicilian slice at Prima Pizza, capice?

Chloe Rene

Idk I love subway. In fact, I'm gonna get some now. 😈

Denshi

Imma be honest, I get subway cuz im poor and i can get a decent amount of food for $20 that isn't bottom of the barrel lol

No one in particular

The turn pikers is a great fucking name for us

Kyle Lewis

Sorry guys but now I'm craving Subway

Njoy

I don’t think Hasan has ever been to Chicago so how would he know how good the pizza is

Nallely

Same here. I have to go out of my way to find a good spot.

Tyler Hawley

It's 2024, where's the calendar PogO. Just kidding, but I can't wait for it to come out

Lok

omggg qt synced!!! im also starting the new year with a new uterine lining

John John

Papa John’s definitely the better of the 3 big chains, it’s just so damn expensive. Subway being trash is valid tho.

henry parks

Subway cookies are ass, only get the Italian sub on a roadtrip. If you eat it any other time, will is valid.

Julian

I eat Subway and Domino's because there isn't much choice when you don't live in a city

Kiley W

I am sooooo excited and ready for the calendar and body pillows and other merch!!! Love you guys

Toni Sparks

Marche thank you for what you do <3