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Ep. 85 Red Flags BONUS [Video]

🕑 Added 2024-03-04 18:01:01 +0000 UTC

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Levi Licinius Paliouras

Austin 10/10

Raphael Soohoo

I was 15 when She's All That Came Out. I want to turn to dust and perish after hearing them talk about the movie.

Justin Tornberg

Don’t forget, there’s a cuck chair in every hotel room

George Triantafyllidis

I knew absolutely nothing about Mormonism beliefs and history besides Joseph Smith and I gotta say this lore goes so fucking hard

Eva

QT is all that mhm

Avianna

Wow more power to them ig ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ you’re definitely a solid friend though 😂

SpruceCast

i NEVER understood it, Growing up my friends would run to my house, jump on my laptop and sit in the corner of MY bed watching porn together. for fucking HOURS (I'd be playing halo) i never understood that comradery

Lorba

Mormon missionaries are the catholic schoolgirls of gay porn

Evan Boone

30 second rage bait clip? I'm confused because there's a lot more than 30 seconds to be upset about. And let's be real, there isn't very many comments on the patreon portion of the podcast so it's very easy to find mine. That means I will easily piss off people and still get a good laugh or 2 from the content. If you ask me, that's a $5 well spent.

Hoss

Yeah and it’s meth not crack get it right, Austin!

Al

QT and Austin not getting how a co-op works hurts my soul. i hope hasan explains it to them...

tito_993

wow austin you have all my sympathy and love hasL also im listening to wine about it and it sounds like someone may have a boyfriend??? scandalous

Cameron Royle

Austin, you'll regret not going to Australia. Think of all the opportunities to show off your abs in the Aussie sun

Spritelass67

I bet Hasan feels obligated to make sure there is an episode every week. He feels that way about streaming knowing so many people use his content to make money.

Jayden

I am a Mormon and the first time I ever went to the temple at 12 to do baptisms for the dead I walked into the mens changing room after basically being scared by this weird religious experience. I then saw my grandpa standing out in the open naked. I can now never go back to the temple without remembering this lmao.

LeahGia

Ya I feel like it just comes down to the way he was raised and the fact that he is such a naturally considerate and sweet person especially with those he is close to and cares about

lottie

From the uk, seeing your parents naked is just an everyday thing? I thought that was normal. I still chat to my mum if she’s in the bath

MarxistMilkers

I saw my dad's dick once when I was little & I ran to my room. It was just a glance in a dim hallway so I thought for years that balls were in front of dicks. Unfortunately though he wore tighty whities a lot. WHY

MarxistMilkers

He called qt "baby" before on the pod which made me cringe but he has said his 90yr old dad raised him to be "manly" & I think that includes chivalry lol

MarxistMilkers

It must be hard to believe every 30 second rage bait clip you see. Was your comment worth $5?

MarxistMilkers

They didn't?? I was busy when they started the video so I assumed that's why they played it lol

MarxistMilkers

It's weird. They'll slap each other's asses in locker rooms with their dicks out & say no homo

MarxistMilkers

I was like 15 at the youth group

MarxistMilkers

I snuck into a hot tub with other girls at a church youth group sleepover & took off my top. Then I changed in the bathroom with one of them & the next day she said I made her realize she was bi. My ex told me when he was like 10 that he jerked off with other guys looking at porn & the kid with the porn was older, I think like 14.

SakuraGore

I went to three sleepovers that were all female, 2 of them were made out with each other to practice kissing. The other one I helped show a friend how to masturbate properly. I think my experiences are totally different then 😂

Taylor

I love She’s All That!

Imrano

Hasan thought he was 11/12 when he watched 2 Girls 1 Cup. I just looked it up and it came out in 2007, which means he was actually 16. Having sleepovers with two girls at 16 and getting traumatised is more hilarious than at 12 😂.

Avianna

The boys’ sleepover convo changed my brain chemistry; I’m queer and have known since I was pretty young, and so I’m struggling to grasp how NONE of the guys who partake in that with each other do not detect any sort of homoeroticism in it?? I feel like I just got let in on another layer of the whole no homo” joke being so popular/mainstream when I was younger and guys would say it to each other all the time :0

Ashes

Omg QT had nipple dysphoria x3

Avianna

Austin you HAVE to go on that trip

LucyLun4r

Also boomer Mormons still believe that POC are all descendants of Cain. The religion is still racist as fuck.

LucyLun4r

I grew up in Utah and all the sleepovers ended in prayers. It was lame

Samantha Gorongnag

thick 8 is crazy

Casey Lee

QT talking about girl sleepovers is hilarious because I did actually makeout with my friends at those

Tess Tobias

In the tub with maxmofoe would be incredible

Jeremy Goldstein

When Kaya panned the camera to austin after qt told austin to reflect on himself LMFAO

Kayla B.

I was surprised that none of them realized that both Freddie and Shaggy in it lol

Robert Hanson

Austin learn how to sew. You will climb the leader boards in skill level for the end times.

Shelby

how yall gonna do celeb look alikes then watch that trailer n not realize austin looks EXACTLY like freddie prinze jr

Bitch

WHY DOES HASAN REFUSE TO GO TO AUSTINS HOUSE it just seems mean at this point

Gwen Hunt

Austin Hasan Conor Onsen tub show

roRogelio

Hasan calling Freddie Prinze Jr, John Leguizamo took me out lmfao 😭😭

kkonto

QT is the best part of this podcast

Micah Smith

Men Jerking off together is 100% not a black thing lmao

Maria Isabel Lopez

Mormonism 101

Brandi Taylor

Born and raised in Fresno. Agreed, it sucks ass.

Annette Poulton

Cold Ones In the Tub would be the greatest.

lovey🤍

So the Mormon religion is just a Christian fanfic lmaoooooo

MarxistMilkers

I actually think he's mentioned that he would kill animals before humans, even dogs 😭

lovey🤍

QT: “you can’t just ask what someone’s dads dick looks like” Also QT: “Do you think Kaya’s pussy is fatter than mine?”

Jimothy

Why are you here, go away

Charmoré Nel

I kindof want them to watch that animation fully 😂😂😂

Palloae

42:15 Austin’s gasp is taking me out 😭😭😭

Dan The Man

I was in the hospital for 3 days and left against medical advice because I couldn't watch the podcast (I'm ok though)

NallM012

So like... do they like each other?

Transphobiaphobic

everyone knows Hasan would kill everyone on the podcast before Kaya

Paula Mejia

I know what movies Hasan is talking about

ShleepyHead

Please record these on sunday lol

Daniel Gonzalez

As a native of Fresno, yeah it sucks but I’ll fight anyone who isn’t from here and shits on it. I love you Austin but it’s on sight

kron

whattizatjosephgordonlewwit

JustLeila123

I dont know why I am dying laughing at Austin saying "I can't take time off". Vacationing is a rough job man LOL.

Anson Wind

I’m choosing to believe that She’s All That is canonically part of the Scooby Doo universe

Taveon Hurd

I love how aware Austin is. Agreed that 100% Will would unalive him first out of the three if he had to. He loves QT, Hasan's his dawg so naturally...

Kenz

Kaya is so perfect

inflatablepenguin

Will would be valid for that.

Legendofgratsu

will would be valid for that

Jojen

Why AI when they could actually sing the song themselves

Jojen

I’ve fished crabs in alaska for months, I’ve saved hundreds of people in fires as a volunteer fire fighter in Mexico, I’ve also worked EMT full day shifts and gone in the middle of narco shootouts to save people, as well as worked as a worker in the zoo cleaning animal poop, and I am a veteran, but the hardest job I’ve experienced is being a streamer, hasan’s right about that sweaty, take it from me, who has done all those things, streaming is harder. I win

Brian H

"That's a tough one for you to hear" - Hasan Piker. Lolololol

Julian

My house is large enough, along with their bedroom being on the other side of our house, that I never once heard them, and still haven't. Then again, I'm child 5 of 6, so I think they didn't have a lot of time to when I was growing up lmfao

Alexander Pristine

I live for QT’s reactions to their buffoonery

Emminence

Make it an AI cover of the 4 of them singing Backstreet Boys

Evan Boone

Hasan telling Austin to put his salad down whilst letting QT eat hers is sexist. And Hasan thinks clicking the "Go Live" button and walking away is harder work than any and every job on the planet.

Megan

this would be amazing

Jojen

Marche, can you add the intro song to the patreon episodes too at the beginning and end of episodes? I love the intro song and visuals, even if you repeat the intros used on the youtube episodes

mingle27

When the fear & merch finally comes out, we need a sticker that is QT under a blanket eating a salad just looking to the left or the right like "what the helllll". It would be the perfect thing to slap on almost anything as a reaction

Felipe Ourives

I'm still waiting for the advices how to be a normal human being that QT asked :(

Riema

She's embodying the spirit of the "right in front of my salad" lady

Apfelstrudel DK

Everytime Hasan pets Kaya my Cortisol levels sink a significant amount

Nasif Siddiquey

I'd love to see Hasan have her on for Chadvice. Her and Chad Chad

Apfelstrudel DK

I personally think Austin is right about talking about it of you see your child having sex. Thats why he would be a great dad

Darren Hertenstein

For once they saved all the dick talk for the paywall.

Keegan McClanahan

missing out tbh

Dan Miskovic

Will would and IS valid.

Keegan McClanahan

no shade to will, he would have brought even more, but this is the most electric patreon ep in a while

LeahGia

after hearing Will tell QT he’d never let anything happen to her when that homeless man got past the fences and freaked her out during her late night show, I 100% believe he’d kill Austin before QT and maybe even Hasan before her just because he’s such a gentleman lmao

Deanna

I do think will would kill everyone but that's why we love him

Marco

QT emoting while eating salad during the Austin having sex in hasan's house conversation made me spit my drink

Jesse Moreno

I love the movie She’s all that!!😍

Jose Marin

What a whirlwind of topics this week 😂 from sex to jerking off with friends to racism in Mormonism. I agree about no sex in ppls houses as a guest it’s just weird imo. I have done it but seems weird. Def don’t like being heard having sex but kinda hot to hear ppl? She’s all that was awesome, takes glasses off and she’s a 10 lol that’s 90s movies for you though. Kinda feel validated about the jerking off at friends houses due to not having access to porn. Everyone looked at the screen and under their own covers. To Austin’s point about ppl believing the craziness in Mormonism, it’s all organized religion tbh. Crazy too those churches that collect a % of your checks too like god would need dollars or you go to hell. I’m curious how this podcast will be in 2 months with will being busy af and hasan traveling

Tim D

will would be valid for that

Mai

Also: Tub show from an ONSEN??

Chacho

"I've seen my dad's dick a little too much" I fucking DIED lol

Jimothy

QT: I need advice on how to be a normal human Austin: Hasan I need you to see how normal I am Insane

Julita

I love how they ignored QT when she was listing best guests for podcast. I think Totoro and kangaroo would be great guests.

Mai

qt the nephites and lamanites thing was darker skin on native americans. the curse of cain was for black people. so you are correct but remembering something different.

Vee Dries

will would take our austin first, no questions asked

domino

I will not rest till we get that little guy

Jimothy

My two favourite actors: Joseph Gordon Louit and John Legooseyamo.

Sidney Earl

That mormon video is 100% accurate. In the book of hymns there’s a song called “If You Could Hie To Kolob!” that’s about going to space as a god after you die and how cool it would be. I grew up mormon and my brothers and I would make parodies of hymns when were bored on Sundays 😔

ashyc

We did an over night field trip in grade 7 or 8 and I remember the guys talking about how they all jerked off together in their cabins and they were bragging about who finished fastest ??

Molly C

QT’s laughter after making them watch the she’s all that trailer and had nothing else to say hahaha

ashyc

and that’s why qt is the queeeeen

LegionOfPotatoes

I've never masturbated with guy friends but I've had watch some videos with same sex and opposite. I think everyone has their own experiences.

panz.

i am surprised you guys never heard your parents going at it what kind of soundproof or large houses did you grow up in but i dont hear it anymore sunce they are fighting all the time (mood ruined huh)