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EP. 155 - The Dark Will Rises [Video]

🕑 Added 2025-07-07 17:01:01 +0000 UTC

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CompetitiveTaichi

I’m late, I can’t believe they pulled that Kung Fu YouTube video ICANT

Remdragon8

You can just used balled up toliet paper. A sock is wild.

melima

There is one?

alysiamariaaa

a sock is a new one to me.

Olivia

I've also done the wad of tp, but I'd absolutely bleed through that relatively quickly. I've never done it but I think if I was super desperate I'd try a sock...

Pushkar SB

All the love for QT. The story she told was so sad because imagine how much a kid doesn't want to engage or be honest with a particular elder that she thought to hurt herself like that. L adults. I hope the people around her right now are treating her right.

Elisa Dennis

I've done a wad of toilet paper, but never a sock. Is this a universal experience?

Alanna M

Yeah I would do what Austin said, just use loads of toilet paper lol. Sock???

MitraKesava

I CAME FOR THE ALWAYS SUNNY REACTION

Jose

OH MY GOD THE POOP ON A SPOON!!! I DIED

tiffany

not a single of them missed the memo on dressing to impress this fine episode

Shelby

literlly all stepmoms are evil actually

Jess

Will Neff dead from a self inflicted poop spoon incident

Tim

Oh my god... the poop spoon sent me to outer space. LOL not even regular space, im in outer space crying laughing... lmao

Eden

Austin, the Flight 171 preliminary report is out! We need you to give us the tea

MelonCider

When I'm try to explain what ADHD is to someone I'm just gonna show them this podcast episode.

Emily

A sock?????

LeahGia

lmao I distinctly remember them in fact having that exact conversation with him before, he just keeps reverting to his confusion default

Metroid215

QT's fit is on point. That coat is fucking sick.

LucyLun4r

Period mishaps fucking suck, I grew up mormon and also bled on my best friends moms green couch she had crazy OCD and she HATED me. WHO THE FUCK HAS WHITE COUCHES THO!

Tiffany Alexis

17 minutes in and my new patreon membership has been more than validated. 😭

Ed

Mya Wilkes

That QT story was a carnival of horrors

Angela

Nobody told Austin that pee and period aren't from the same pipes :(

GodCilla

I kept shouting "Play Always Sunny" at the screen whenever they brought it up and moved on lmao.

GodCilla

At the end of a class in middle school, I stood up and saw a sea of blood on the chair (it was plastic). I just ran away and tied a hoodie around my waist. And I've never heard of the sock thing. I just use paper towel and jam it between the labia so it doesn't bleed through. 👍Stay strong, soldiers.

E Chin

marche so handsome need more marche cam

Hanni

poop spoon is crazy

Autie_Dino

15:00 Hasan, her name is QT CINDERELLA! you don't think a Disney-loving kid who has a stepmother who treated her badly is going to subconsciously identify with Cinderella?

Carbon Monoxide

Made me giggle 10/10

M

because you can wallow in your shame alone and nobody else has to know

M

if you check the main episode on youtube, the creator commented on it! should be one of the top comments

grayemansam

QT denied the Always Sunny clip that would've inspired her to watch the show 😢

Contently Shane

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Contently Shane

Bro go on rednote and look up Chinese hotels and cities and show Austin. He will freak the fuck out.

lib

qt is such a good storyteller

Justin Sepulveda

All the rides at Tokyo Disney Sea were in Japanese, and the Frozen ride was one of the greatest rides ever. Let It Go in Japanese got me so hyped 😂

My_Little_Teddy_Bear

Austin dresses so good now

Timeigotback

New band name "Poop Spoon"

Eli Poven

Right? Like it HAD to be on purpose lol

Hallucinate

Bro - the spoon story from will made me laugh so damn hard

KNutty

Just like my GF QT had no chance.

Ahsan N

Oliver twist 😂

badguyRiRi

girlypops dont have nasty stinky men feet so they wouldnt get athletes foot bozo

Mi_los

Absolutely love Marche cam and mic🥳

M

can someone link me to the always sunny edit since fear& will never watch it :(

M

marche is looking absolutely radiant

Lexy Trejo

we better watch iasip next week 🤨

Dylan Troyer

Oh, excuse me I just now have athletes foot in my pussy. That’s not embarrassing to have to tell the doctor later instead of the school nurse that you need a pad or a tampon.

Kevin Stefanowicz

So instead of spending 90 more seconds to see if QT likes the compilation, the woman has to spend 1-2 hours watching your television show before she “deserves” to watch it?? MEN

Kim B.

I love QT lore

Quinton

i would love to have seen the reaction

cleoauuur

Marche is gorgeous and qt not getting to watch the its always sunny is such a travesty.

77katz77

Similar story to Will's: when I was like 3 or 4, my Mom left me go in the bathroom alone. I shit a urinal. Still haven't asked how it got cleaned up

Lenin Valenzuela

I pee sitting down because the pee doesn't splash out and the bathroom keeps cleaner lol. I'm straight if that matters 😂

Kira

How beautiful can a man be? Marsh is the limit <3

Larnius

I almost choked to death watching wills spoon story

eep

¨but what if i have to pee?¨ oh austin please never change

Andrew Colon

Tarot card/Psychic places have to be a front. How can they afford NYC storefronts charging $25 a reading. I've been saying this.

gagged asf

the concept of being too embarrassed to ask the nurse for a pad but using a sock as a pad

Paige

how is going to the nurses office more embarrassing than using a sock to replace a pad….?

Matthew

Maybe the real ‘always sunny’ was the friends we made along the way

TuskFangtooth

ngl, I also pee sitting because its easier to keep the toilet clean. I categorize it the same way I do being hospitable and keeping tampons on hand even though I don't need them, and we all know who famously suggested THAT move.

Eric Woodard

I'm a straight cis man and I mainly pee sitting down. My mom raised me that way because she didn't want to deal with a son who left the toilet seat up 😂

Lizzy Dealy

I’ve had three evil step parents I’m kinda curious about QTs stories

Lizzy Dealy

I have never even considered a sock would definitely wait for a girl to come in or use tp then go to nurse but we support other women

Wheen L

you can easily go to chengdu (the gay city, but there are several) from chongqing, it's like 1 hour train ride

Jessi Campbell

marche, you're absolutely glowing today

26days

will's family doesn't have a poop knife?

Cameron Cravens

Give Marche a raise right now he was straight babysitting this whole episode

makaela

I TOO BLED THROUGH BRIGHT BLUE PANTS IN NINTH GRADE!!!

Diarmaid Heavey

QT wanting so bad to watch the IASIP video and Hasan and Will just constantly diverting away from it was crazy 😭

Kristófer E

Americans can't freely travel to Cuba. The U.S. has put massive travel and trade restrictions on them.

Kam Cheung

They need to order food with drone delivery in China. You can be in the middle of a park and order food from your phone and it gets delivered to the nearest kiosk by drone.

teddy dorer

in hind sight i’m pissed i didn’t get clark kent hasan

Gretchen

I've done the sock trick 😅

Samee Ann

Hasan more worried about going to Cuba than China?

Lisa Lou Who

As a former professional cosplayer for ten years— if it’s my money, my time spent on the costume, no one gets to tell me what to cosplay. You can kindly f+ck off 🖤🖤🖤 love you guys.

Rame Sulieman

QT'S FACE WHEN THE EPISODE ENDS LOL

Monkey D. Momo

QT you NEED the Mad Dog Fist. That is kind of a military grade anti stalker training.

Murphdog53

They were all looking at cosplays I thought, I guess Hasan never got his Space Marine armor

ImNOTgamingrn

This was 55 minutes of everyones adhd fighting for first place. Let marche crack the whip to keep things on track

Kreyain

I showed Will the Mad Dog Fist video I'm so happy! Edit: adhd ass podcast didn't even finish it 😭

Nataksu Gaming

I made this and it got no traction lol Always Sunny is one of my favorites shows. This is the group as characters from that show https://x.com/KyleBloom09/status/1794710692265971978

og_bobbiejohnson

Yeah this was definitely one of them... snoozefest The main was exponentially better

noeyedeer

some weeks im just like damn i really be paying for this smh

KMLthe1

I do too and I'm straight. It's quite common in europe. Germany especially I think

lamunas

the rage hasan felt w finding a china room video was me waiting for the always sunny clip

KMLthe1

We need a Marche cam!!

mad_sap

so disappointed. they didn't play its always sunny. its ADHD mania. can't stay with one topic.

Jamie Bierman

Unfortunately period spots usually form at a very specific location thats not really able to be waved away. 😅 All the women definitely put it together as soon as the aunt called out the pants change.

Pete Dodd

Hasan wanted that Chinese hotel to somehow be better than hotels everywhere else in the world and as soon as it wasn't he was like "Marche what time we at?" lmao Austin was right and it hurt Hasan deep.

Jay

It's finally happening!! hope to see the crew in Beijing (qt we need the girlie pop nation here as well...)

Ira Finn

HOW COULD YOU DENY QT THE ALWAYS SUNNY COMPILATION I’ve never seen a full episode and I thought it was hilarious >:(

Shea Johnson

Small World! Never thought I'd here about Simi Valley on Fear&!

Gempetal

We were all deprived of the Always Sunny :(

Taylor

this is the first time i'm hearing the correct pronunciation of aeropostale?? i'm 32 btw

Kroom012

18:14 I’m crying 😭😭😭😭

Parker Mattern

Okay Tbffff uk love island is dramaaaaaa toooo

Avianna

I'd NEVER tried or heard of anyone doing that before until this--honestly I'd probably have done that a couple times as a kid if, I'd not been 'taught' the toilet paper option. I feel like I'd get a yeast/bacterial infection so easily from that though

Avianna

Every single time Austin mentions a grade/age next to a year/well known event in time, I end up needing to rewind the pod bc I find myself trying to do the math of the new age he has announced himself to be

Parker Mattern

I j realized there’s a comment section this is my first Patreon sub and I been here for like so long lol

Maddy Hutson

18:24 I’m screaming. Also it’s so so sweet of Will and Austin to tell an embarrassing story after Qt told her period story.

Mariah B

This season is messyyyy

Mariah B

PLEASE DO LOVE ISLAND SLIDE SHOWWW

4on4nam

they kept distracting QT away from the Always Sunny video :sob:

Alegria

I needed will's poop story hahahahahaha

Commie_Carebear

It definitely feels like so many of them wanting to say/do different things which lead to none of them being done. But it is nice to hear the confirmation of China stream in September. I knew they been talking about it but hard confirmation is awesome news. Wish they did the always sunny for QT but she will see it regardless. Overall it was semi chaotic but was good information.

Riley Carlson

i’ve never used a sock what. i always just make a pad out of toilet paper lol. i feel like a sock would mess up my ph or something

Deanna

As someone on ozempic they'd also be throwing up lol

Commie_Carebear

I sit when I pee and I'm bisexual. It just feels nicer than aiming especially at night. It's hand free and relaxing.

Jojen

I would like to see Will as Winter Soldier, and Hasan as Red Guardian, including with his russian accent lmao

Jojen

Not the best ep, but still a good one. My opinion and it’s just personal perception but crazy how Austin seems more tired now than when he had to travel for the show lol

’Rew

おめでとう！

Njoy

You don’t launder it just spend cash cars not in your name

’Rew

“Don’t pick me; I’m crazy!! 🤪”

Commie_Carebear

我是白人混血

Kevin

Marche cam so funny

Patriotic Oreos

Never expected to see Rantoni being watched on Fear& lol

Hailey Dixon

I love the idea of QTs stand up being called “don’t pick me”

Do You Speak Elite?

The "poop on a spoon" lore sent me dying during my workout. lmao

Daniel Scott

QT could have said the blood on her blue pants was from her elbow :(

Julian

Sum41 was my 2nd concert

Coltanius

Will should cosplay as the winter soldier

’Rew

So, Hasan, I feel like you’re half right about the Disney/English thing. The rides are in the native language BUT all the employees do have to be fluent in English. (It is possible that this only applies to Euro Disney, seeing as that’s the only international Disney park I’ve ever been to, but I do know that at least there all employees had to be fluent in French ~and~ English). Oh, and by the way, while 死人不会说话 (sǐrén bù huì shuōhuà) is the more literal “the dead cannot speak,” the more colloquial translation of “dead men tell no tales” would be 死无对证 (sǐwúduìzhèng). Not that any of you will likely read this… except for maybe Austin. Austin! If you’re reading this, pass it along! :) Sorry, I had to add this: I am a guy and I too sit when I pee. I am also gay, but I have girls tell me their boyfriends sit to pee when at their own houses (few do it in public stalls). Also, the ~correct~ answer for the morning wood issue is you pinch the tip really hard and it will make it go away relatively quickly. Pro tip to anyone else who has that problem in the future. And this podcast is so wild! I love it! Can’t believe I’m editing this again— Austin! There are Chinese-branded hotels that are often part of the American conglomerates. I am a member with IHG (e.g., Holiday Inn, Crowne Plaza) and they have a Chinese brand called HUALUXE Hotels & Resorts (華邑酒店及度假村) and I’m sure Marriott has their own version. In fact, I just looked it up and theirs is called Bonvoy and they have properties in Beijing, Shanghai, and Guangzhou. And lastly, the two Disney parks are in Shanghai and Hong Kong.

André Öhman

Chongqing to chengdu is super accessible via high speed rail, I highly recommend yall book the business class seats. Like going from Beijing to Shanghai is like a 4 hour train ride it’s crazy

Greg Dittrich

3:55 "I'm not a Disney adult"

Shea McGinley

SHAMEEEEEEE

Lady Narcissus

You don't use a sock, QT, you don't use a sock.

Jhonny

That is the first time in my life that i comment on anything, but also the only way i could find to reach out. Since end of may,the oniongate Episode, i Had no access to the Podcast or any Posts and finaly after over a month of correspondance with the patreon Support i just got my Access Back. I always paid my monthly membership since 2 years or more so i still don t get why i lost IT. And i realy love the pod it has been my comfort watch to cook and eat when i come home from Work around midnight on every monday for years since i started to watch Hasan videos for political commentary on america. I missed this a lot the last month i already wrote the Support that i think it should be fair to atleast pay me back my monthly fee for june,but they wrote me, that payments are the responsability of the content creators. I would ve normaly never posted all of this in Public but i didn t find any other way to contact any of you ( yes i am a doomer boomer i have no social Media,only WhatsApp for Friends and Family)

M

me too now im sad

Hanako Johnson

As someone who works in AML (anti money laundering), Will is 1000% right on the money on how to launder money from a cash intensive business

Chris

Qt with the douche sock. It’s like the woman’s poop sock.

Hanako Johnson

I title this episode - you couldn’t waterboard this out of me.

Ashton H

i have NEVER heard of ANYONE using a sock what ?!?!

Chris

Apparently I am going to have to actually look up this Always Sunny Fear& cut to actually see what it looks like because I feel like I've just been teased about it for weeks!

Alan

REACT HARDER MARCHE

HALEHYDRA

I'm sorry QTC cool and funny maybe But definitely not fine(as in ok)

SirFartsAlot420

was looking forward to always sunny :(

Molly C

I don’t know how they kept it together for will’s poop story because I was loudly cackling

mingle27

Marche cam was kind of lacking today, we need more! Also austin, if you see this, I genuinely love your jeans. Those are good keep them.

Limejuiceuwu

"when is your pp coming in" is my favorite thing said on this podcast ever

Max Carrillo

Will I did the same when I was 4

Zaynah

Please don’t put dirty socks by your coochie

Ted Edelstein

I manage a mattress store and I swear we are not a front. We are a relatively low volume location and average about $200,000/month in sales (more if it's a holiday) and there is very little overhead

Sabrina Jankowski

I love hearing about QT getting bullied because I had the same childhood I swear to god lmao

Kyle Johnson

Marche Cam!

seadirac

One thing to note in Chengdu hotels, folks smoke and the rooms can smell like cigs. Was just there in Feb this year. Have to ask them to preform extra cleaning

Mark

The regular episode was one of the best they’ve ever done. Thank you Batman!

Preston Knight

Love how when Hasan’s dad walks by everyone looks up at him and waves and Hasan just puts his head down and looks away like “why are are you here Dad” 😂

Brandon Kelly

They gotta put QT in a sleeper hold and put a horse blinder on her and huck her in the cargo bay. WE NEED OUR QUEEN IN CHINA

sam meeus

xiong ching?! Do some shit with that Trump impression chinese Guy he's from there

Marie

I absolutely can not wait until the girly pop nation love island breakdown

talia

i actually really wanted to watch the always sunny video lol

Jehan

Holy shit. I didn't expect to see Rantoni Pepperoni on here

Snack_Guardian

Cutting the elbow...no way that's real. ☠️

LJ

Turns out batman doesn't need to beat up bad guys. Just his presence is enough to get everyone to admit to the most embarrassing shit. Piss pants, poop spoon, Mormon periods. Hasan already confessed to the Faptop, hes got nothing else to hide.

conway1308

QT, you HAVE to release your tight 5 god damn!

Jamie

The way Will is ready to go back in time and murder QT's family gives me faith in humanity.

Dylan Troyer

Fuck taking Austin, take me lmao! I will 100% appreciate the amazing hotel and everything China has to offer! He just doesn’t know what T1 cities have to offer as “luxury”

Alva

I've heard of chongqing being the lesbian city and chengdu the gay city

Gauze

QT as Barbara Gordon is an amazing shout!

godluvsaterrier

Why does Will's Marge sound like his sexpest Yoda 😭

Tyler .

will, in case nobody told you yet, that cosplay absolutely fucks

steppingstone

my bday is september 15 too

Gauze

Fear& maddog fist is gunna be epic

Haley

Marge simpson is dead

Jehan

Wait. Wills Batman???

Hector Chavez

Will should cosplay as Duffman! With a belt of beer cans too, Thats be hilarious i think

Joe Menjivar

You know what? We gotta bring back the dumb coloured skinny jeans. Society was happier.

Austin

I genuinely don't understand

Austin

No!

Andrea Joan

I knew these ADHD degens were never going to finish that Its Always Sunny edit. And it is so good!!! SHAME

oxela

Its going to kill me watching them go to China. I went in 2017 and it changed my life entirely. I would do anything to go back

Courtney Fretwell

Finding out more every week about QT's backstory, going "she's just like me fr"

TogrutaBB

Watching this while at work was a mistake on my end, I apologize ☠️

Shea McGinley

we will not rest until we get the reaction we deserve 🙏

Shea McGinley

Me too 😭

tybahza

How so?

oatmeek

hey I wanted to watch that it's always sunny compilation:(

TogrutaBB

When my husband & I first were dating in college, he'd forget to put the toilet seat down quite a bit. Once when I went to pee in the middle of the night, I sat on the toilet--NO SEAT--and literally fell into the toilet! 😭 I cried to him about it afterwards & he felt SO BAD for me that he began sitting while peeing ever since. 9 years later, we're still going strong 👍🏽😁🤭

isabeya!

ngl im mad they didnt let qt watch the sunny edit …

molly lindley

please do marge will !

CK12341

I’m beefing with will for shutting down the always sunny reaction like 6 times lol. I wanted to see it too

Shea McGinley

i’ve gotten so many comments from people saying they’ll start watching the show bc of my edit lol i literally made it for that explicit purpose!!! let her watch it!!!

4RoryVT

Marche being the audience stand in when the crew are getting g weird is my favorite thing. I’m so glad you got a mic and camera for the reaction shots

isa

exactly, and as a heavy bleeder i honestly roll toilet paper in the shape of a tampon in a pinch. tmi ig but a dirty sock was worse to me LOL

Felicity

the poo spoon story make me choke on my food from laughing.

Aspy 130

JUST LET HER WATCH THE ALWAYS SUNNY VIDEO MAYBE THAT WILL GET HER TO WATCH THE SHOW

Melanie Stewart

How many times does qt need to ask for something☹️☹️

Shea McGinley

THANK YOU!!!!!

Shea McGinley

THANK YOU!!!

Ed

horrendous vibes by the end lmao

Benjamin G

I work in a middle school and the girls will just walk into the office and loudly announce what they need, I think hopefully this is getting less taboo

Vash Carrison

It's not gay to sit while peeing. In my home, if I miss I clean it up. I don't wanna keep cleaning.

Alondra Alanis

a used sock near your cooch cannot be hygenic, tf??? lmao, bunched up toilet paper works great in a pinch and you just change it more often than you would a pad

Amy Beitzel

Is someone going to tell Austin that even if there was a sock shoved up the vagina, a woman could still pee?

mentallygrowing247

Just watched the always sunny video...can confirm, extremely accurate.

Brooklyn Gordon

My family owns a cleaning business and out of respect and experience, all the men in my house pee sitting down lol. Yall just be making messes otherwise and it's a fucking pain to clean up when you could literally just sit if no urinal is available

Balint

The way I was just looking into booking a Chongqing trip for me and my friends too HAHA. Austin the hotels there are way better than what you saw here, you're going to love it!!

YeetTheRich

Patreon got the exclusive Marche Cam this week

Caleb Galey

No one addressed the fact that Austin seems to think that pee comes out of the vagina??

Daydream_Ow

As a white person from middle of nowhere America, I've never done that either. I thought Austin was right with the paper towels and toilet paper then getting embarrassed and going to the nurse 😂

Mary Fuller

I'm upset they didn't react to Always Sunny, I've never watched the show and I thought the edit was hilarious 😭

Attabui

As someone's whose never seen always sunny, you do NOT need to watch the show to think the edit is funny. LET QT WATCH IT!!

SVZN77

marche needs to be paid more

dietcoke

I'm crying at work laughing in mute hearing at Will's poop story 😭😭😭😭

Curtis Robinson

I'm from england and it seems more so over here that it's normal to stand up i know of people who sit down but most of the time it's standing up

vindo

also about the period thing i'd just ask any other girl it's not that embarrassing

Lastanor

I'm sorry. I need to hear from other dudes about sitting when peeing. I am from Germany and every guy I know sits when peeing if there is no urinal and only a normal toilet. Is this different in the US? Or am I also in a bubble in Germany with unusual peeing preferences?

vindo

chongqing is insane, i am so jealous

Breno Bezerra Bluhm

Can’t wait for Fear& 🇨🇳

AbrahamB.

Jesus Christ 😭

Lenny

The Will spoon story 😂 💩🥄

Austin Heitzman

I love Austin saying "that's different" holding back laughter as soon as will told his poop spoon story😭🤣

PukingGlitter🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I agree! Always Sunny is one of the most unhinged hilarious shows. Ever.

saturnvillage

woah why is batmans voice different here?? he sounds like….will neff?? it’s almost like he’s still here 💔

Chey Longhini

a sock??? lmaooo is that a white people thing or something? I have never heard of that, I just ball up a bunch of toilet paper

PukingGlitter🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Anyone else wanna drop an embarrassing story in the comments? I need a good laugh

PukingGlitter🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

The spoon and poop story by Will was definitely worse and helped me forget about QTs completely natural period story 🤣🤣

Shea McGinley

qt & austin please watch the rest of the always sunny edit it’s funny without having seen the show i promise 💔 hasan & will do we have beef now…. - the person who made the edit