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(REUPLOAD) Ep. 117 We hate pumpkin carving BONUS [Video]

🕑 Added 2024-10-14 20:55:20 +0000 UTC

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JoyJoy Bean

Wait. Austin saying Hasan had no trauma as a child but I recently saw a video of him as a kid being bullied on Facebook he put up in 2018

em

they’re all lying when they act like austin is crazy for taking his clothes off to shit

Diarmaid Heavey

Irish public bathrooms getting mention in the same breath as India and Brazil is incredibly validating as an Irish person

Sumeet D

I've not laughed this much in probably a year

Hetta

Ok, Ireland definitely has better restrooms than the US.

PlantFriend is not to be perceived.

QT brought all this stuff for carving and the guys just said no??

Chloe Schimer

I was worried that I would miss seeing the pumpkin carving, bc I was only listening to the audio, but I clearly didn’t have to worry.

arslang

that critical analysis from will about hasan farting is why i love will

arslang

i agree with wills take aabout the public restrooms i just wish we made more

bateman bookworm

my grandpa would rub wasabi in my mouth when i swore

bateman bookworm

to dry it

JordynJordyn

I’ll be honest Austin, fuck urinals cause all the pee splashes

Tay

QT finally saying something nice about herself and then Austin telling her to shut up 😭

Katrina Ann

I hope to have a friendship as close as Hasan & Will again soon🩷 they the kind of besties we all need! Cherish your besties while they are still there 🫶🏼

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wait why would you need toilet paper when using a bidet???

Daidreemer

This episode was sooo funny omg my non existent abs hurt from laughing so hard!

D C

Austin, you mf. Everyone track him when you see him walking towards the back of the plane with the “poors” xD

Molly

thanks i do appreciate your heads up, i was joking though, i’m not weird or 12 anymore haha x

Jamie Bierman

Heads up, at least Hasan has said before that they're not a fan of that. 🖤

Emily Florey

bro this ep was so fucking funny i was cackling the whole time

Carmnsndiego

Austin, leave your freaking cat alone!!

comradecoyote

years of retail and living in perpetual poverty have led me to hate Christmas ngl

NoLifer445

Damn I didn't know Austin was so classist 😂😂 your life is shit so you should be used to this you filthy poors🤣🤣

NoLifer445

I usually like Will and agree with him but this episode he a dumbfuck because Christmas Is ass Halloween THE GOATED HOLIDAY. I do not enjoy Christmas the only the only good thing about Christmas is the food because the food usually slaps titties. but everything else is shit the music is repetitive and the same and I fucking hate it, people act so Merry and jolly likes IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR and you should be happy too like how about you fuck off you Kris kringle Cunt. And it's over commercialised bullshit when it was originally about a Christianity and the birth of Jesus Christ. Whereas the with over commercialisation of Christmas most of all what I hate is the people. People act like such entitled dickheads always so greedy and bitchy and mean about oh I didn't get want I wanted and there's always some type of family drama I'M JUST FUCKING OVER IT AND I HATE IT SO MUCH. Whereas Halloween is THE GOAT you get to watch horror movies all month long there is usually some new ones that come out eg. TERRIFIER 3 which slap, you get to play great Horror Games and some new ones even come out looking at you SH2 Remake and you know the spooky feeling, trick or treating LITERALLY EVERYTHING about HALLOWEEN IS FUCKING GOATED and it's minus all the bullshit I hate, there is no cringy-ass music there are no greedy fucks being ungrateful sods they didn't get the gift they wanted there's no family drama IT'S AWESOME and I LOVE HORROR AND HALLOWEEN 👻

Cam___marcum

These guys are no fun. Playing with the pumpkin guts as a kid was peak.

Taylor

why is this the episode I vibe the most with and it's because of the methods they choose to relieve themselves. I sometimes need to undress to poo. Thank you Austin I feel seen.

Taylor

I have never vibed with Hasan more than when he said he has to say "go pee ,go pee, go pee" to get himself to potty.

Taylor

Christmas day is depressing but December 1st to the 24th is EVERYTHING. It is the lead up and events that are exciting.

Austin Maile

Austin Hasan and Will are all being pretentious gays, afraid of a little mess lmao

lilfreakazoid333

qt being barefoot was a bit of a jumpscare

Tiffany Ramirez

Wow no pumpkin carving ): the Halloween spirit has gone down 50%

Yossaarian

Anne as fear& guest when

gauchomarx

Will going down the Christmas culture war alt right pipeline

MarxistMilkers

Bonus ep where you gals carve or paint the pumpkins? 🥹

ExArthur

QT calling out Austin for only pooping near "the poors" killed me, holy shit i was dying lol

David Gullo

Austin valid about the public bathroom all the way through

adji

as a native american, thanksgiving sucks

Sasha

Hooollllld on a minute, is Will saying Ireland has bad toilets?

ileia23

If they had Samus though, QT: fire

Phil

Mr Show you not alone in your shy pooping experience! from a fear& listener heard and seen this ep

scooby

W episode

Card N

No i'll cum

Carlos Ciudad-Real

Austin was hitting on nurses??? STRAIGHT AUSTIN CONFIRMED!

Henry Miller

can hasan and austin just kiss already 🙄🙄

Chanuthi S.

why aren't the uncensored versions of youtube episodes uploaded here?

katie

austin is valid in decorating for christmas in early november!! christmas starts nov 1 ! idc!!!

Dohregard

"Nobody tell Asmongold" Clueless

Molly

i love these guys so much i’m close to writing fanfictions like i’m 12 years old again

Felix

its so on brand for him its hilarious

Felipe Ciriano

That cat is no where near fat

Brotonik

Public Restrooms in America is pretty funny in L.A specifically theres only 14 public restrooms https://x.com/lacontroller/status/1821991767761453415

blulem0n

Lmao the pile of unused pumpkin carving tools

coridactyl

Marche we need more Austin cat body positivity photos 🙏💛

River Sauerwein

So good lmfao

Kobert

as someone with a bowel disease, I feel represented when Austin mentioned those times you have to get naked. all these dudebros talking about returning to primitive times but if you have one shit like that, you'll realize how valuable modern appliances and medicines are lmao

Shea Johnson

Funniest episode in a great deal of time, holy shit I almost had to pull over

Miles

Not carving the pumpkins was such a cock tease

Aiden

Austin body shaming his cat smh 😭😭

Jamie Nelson

imo wednesdays are too early bc any drama they talk abt would be old news

ambs

it’s truly a blessed day when qt comes back

cobalt1705

Was literally thinking they matched the characters perfectly when they were singing and then will brought it up

Brando501st

I couldn't stop laughing at the bathroom fart stories 🤣🤣🤣

Kaleidoscope

I rec to look up what kinda cat u got austin cuz it looks like it could be cross bred w a mancoon? and mancoons are big boys :)

cabbage

I would love to see the pod watch body head on the paywall and react to Kankle. Another banger episode by my favorite pod <3

Taylor Koorn

Qt for president 2024

mimi

i laughed so hard at the bathroom story omg

crimnova

geez don’t jinx it

AnimeArmored

Everytime I hear an Austin plane/airport story: https://imgur.com/a/s7W7vJr

Ward Schiller

As a frequent flyer I have personally shot shit missiles straight through the porcelain at every sky club in Atlanta.

David

This was one of my favorite Patreon episodes 😂

Hermes Lopez

This one had me laughing my ass off 🤣

Michaela Peck

As a dog groomer who literally removes fleas for a living, if you're in a pinch and need to get fleas off your dog then use dawn (works for skunk spray too) just make sure you wash them with pet shampoo after to help remoisturize their skin. As for flea prevention if your dog can't take the pill cuz it's too strong for some dogs the Seresto collar lasts 8mo and is $60 just make sure you don't buy it off of Amazon, pets have died from those ones! Costco and petco are the best priced

Jose

Hasan and his liberating experience for farting 🤣😂 this man is a national security issue 🤣. Broooooooo this man think his shit doesn't smell🤣🤣.

Ryan Myers

They literally are It’s always sunny. It’s a 1 to 1

queeblo

qt would look incredible in the noble 6 armor just sayin

Emilia Gurga

ghost of shitmas future in the stall next to Austin

Howdy Tims

there're two types of people: those who have at least once naked pooped, and those who have lied about not doing it.

QueenSin619

Will and Austin sing the 80’s concert!!! 🤣🤣🤣

James Coppin

I feel so edged watching the main episode and then this and they never carved the pumpkins. Also Austin get the Tom Holland style Spiderman costume you'll look amazing. I love you all but anyone getting salmon semen facials and going to the poor people section of the plane to poop deserve a little bullying.

Alja Mikše

in slovenia they don’t put you under to take your wisdom teeth unless you have tourettes or something like that. the first time i went i was sobbing so hard that the doctor said they were gonna have to put me under but i was better the second time and it went fine

Sara Tabitha M.

austin's life outside of LA sounds so much more wholesome

Sean Pikus

They will fuck up scheduling and not go. Hasan will have to cover WW3 and Austin will have a dick appointment that day. Will is going to be pissed off and try to convince QT to go with just him and Marche, and it's 50-50 on if that will happen because the costumes don't make sense without Hercules and Pegasus.

Sean Pikus

Not carving the pumpkins the whole episode is the most ADHD thing and this is truly the most ADHD podcast.

Sil Verkade

The cat photo was too funny

DFritte

the "don t tell asmon hits different after yesterday

NihilismRacoon

Same I'm honestly surprised it was Austin that could relate to that

Alex Tremblay

🎵On the 12th day of christmas, my president gave to me... a raid on the caaaaapiiiitoooool🎵 (gotta workshop this one)

Justin

Soooo real! Or you know you’re about to start sweating and just give up and decide to take a shower after lol

JayyCoall

Lmao the moaning shits. Never change austin

RogueStereo

This might be the funniest story Austin has ever told. I am crying

Paige Bowman

airplane fart convo had me in tears hasan you menace

Shaun L

can't believe i'm saying this but, the shit and fart part of this ep was gold lmao i was dying

Josie Smith

It kinda bothered me that they didn't carve the pumpkins and they were just on the table

jam

holidays with fear& are always peak

crimnova

can someone tell me when they’re going to oogie boogie bash again 😓

Gwen Ross

Had Porter tickets in Chicago and the venue cancelled for weather. So everyone should go buy tickets and enjoy it for me :)

censrd

Reminder chat: Go watch Bodyhead on Adult Swim's youtube channel for Will!!! It's really good!

Bellamy

Listening to the airplane fart convo is worth every penny of this subscription

Rebecca Keller

Austin touching the pumpkin cause QT doesn't want to be touched. Same

4on4nam

I am SO happy Hasan got his comeuppance for being a serial planefarter

Bellamy

9:53 as I’m building in the sims

LegionOfPotatoes

I think I now declare my disdain towards Christmas

Renae Jay

no i relate to austin about having to get naked for pooping. you get so fu king hot and feel like you’re gonna explode at any minute and it’s just more convenient honestly

Meagan Ruedisueli

My brother invited me to go to the Porter show with him in Nashville and I decided to go after realizing that was the music guy who was on the pod a few weeks ago and had an AMAZING time!! thank you MARCHE for the intro!!

Ricardo Alberto

I also get naked on intense shits

Dan The Man

Great episode. 36:00 to 38:00 had me crying lol

Natalie

Pumpkin carvings came out great!!

Benjamin G

There are a ton of wearable iron man suits on that site

Kuzmat

nah thats gotta be illegal hasan you cant force people to sit in your fart air for 14 hours thats a crime of international proportions several jurisdictions even my god

kron

hotel at disney with bunk beds with podcast episode is more than enough for me to die happy

M

carve those pumpkins!!!!! or paint them at least

Matt S

Christmas actually ends on January 6th, the twelve days of Christmas mentioned in the song are about the twelve days after, not before. It has something to do with when the church switched from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar.

Mai

austin get microchip feeders

Kallem

Slime mentioned (indirectly) at 30:15

Sylvie

I will never forgive you guys for not carving those pumpkins I was looking forward to it

JohnnyT

I share all of Austin's poop experiences, except for the poor people's toilet in the airplane. But I even courtesy flush as well

Mai

its still cutting off for me

Tomnick69

Chat refresh it works for me “the main episode was down for a bit”

Marty Harrison

can you upload the main on patreon please?

Loubang

Main video has been blocked >_<

Sтɑʍγ დ

The main video got copyright striked 😭

Robert Lopez

I woke up mid wisdom teeth removal surgery after being under for most of it. I couldn't open my eyes and thought I was in hell. Apparently I hit a nurse before they got me sedated again. . . oops.

Spencer Gilbert

I've 100% stripped naked for the right shit but it happens when I'm mid shit and stuff gets hot and sweaty

Heron Garrett

I think Austin’s pussy looks fine. A little chubby but it’s pretty normal for them to put some extra weight on around winter too

conway1308

I'm that guy. I got naked for poops before.

Mya Wilkes

Austin carried this one, I am HURT from laughing. HOW IS HE FAT SHAMING HIS CAT 🤣

Tina S

Wills “ohhh my gawwwwd” is so damn good lmfao I am glad it carried over from the YouTube ep

LeahGia

it’s always been the other way for me by default anyway (if the driver cares) since passengers can do whatever to entertain themselves or stay alert but the driver only really has the option to listen to something to pass time if people aren’t actively talking and they’re doing the actual job. essentially the driver’s preference gets the most weight.

Adrian

ty for the reupload!! the way it was cut off before was so funny

Cole Cookson

I always thought passenger got the aux. it replaced the “navigator” position for me and my friends.

Maddy Hutson

31:30 my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Tears in my eyes 😂😂

Vash Wind

My favorite bit is when they all start to sing

Atsxeb

Will as Hades would be sick. Will as Phil would be legendary.

Darren Hertenstein

I can't believe they left those pumpkins untouched.

Scott C. Miller

About cat feeders for Austin: pet libro makes a rfid feeders that only opens when the cat with the right chip on its collar is trying to eat. Allows you manage food separately for two cats and their feed schedule. It’s especially helpful for creating routines for cats when you travel a lot—helps with anxiety.