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EP. 135 Bonus - Bring QT Home [VIDEO]

🕑 Added 2025-02-17 18:01:01 +0000 UTC

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ej🍁

I take 20mg melatonin😭every night

shane friedrichsen

Great editing this ep

Pushkar SB

Ah normal episode of Will being pissed as usual

Jamie Hauken

Unless you are a fish, neither of them is a fish.

KJ

Imagine all the flavour people taste in the pufferfish was just your mind playing tricks so you could think its worth the fear

Garden_gremlin

I ate pufferfish once and I didnt order it on purpose. My husband and I just chose a meal at a ryokan in Japan and when we sat down we were given the whole course menu description and pufferfish was on the menu. No numbing feeling, it just tasted like whitefish. Wouldn't order it again, not yummy enough for the fear.

Brando501st

Gabe going to Subway surfers in the middle of the conversation 😂

DimTheLights

Test out the one man show as a 10 min exclusive on Patreon

McKenzie Janzen

i swear to god hasan GET INTO AUSTINS TUB

Joe Fuller

if finding nemo was realistic nemo would switch gender and fuck his dad

Annika

“No, don’t just google ocean”

Nelson Oquendo

Subway surfers was peak

milk

Get friends like will hasan and austin who will literally travel across the world by boat just to be with their friend

Erin

Its official im sorry marche I like gabe more, bro played sad snoopy music and googles every question they have even if its stupid

Liz Carlin

I'm losing it over the subway surfer's being brought up to keep Will occupied. The conversations about Hasan's bloodwork did go on too long but I'm also a cis woman so have ZERO horse in the T race

Javier Torres

GOD DAMN IT MARCHE

Renee

omg i also take 5mg melatonin every night austin lol

inflatablepenguin

wasn't QT a Britney Spears impersonator on a cruise ship at one point?

Dan The Man

The Will Neff podcast goes hard

Ozziepez88

That picture in question is my current wallpaper on my phone 💀

Felipe Ourives

I can't believe Austin is skipping Brazilian Carnaval—one of the gayest events on Earth—to go to Birmingham for RuneFest instead.

Wei Huang

lol, if QT is not around, just let Will drive man, let Will drive.

Aleshia

Totally agree with others about guest hosts, I loved the ep when Caroline and Sam were on and I’m sure there are other friends who would love to cycle through!

LucyLun4r

Can I apply to be a female co-host? XD

Kellye Yates

So sad not to see QT here, but so glad she managed to avoid the “extensive analysis of Hasan’s blood work” segment.

pensivefabulist

I'm so here for the fish facts tbh

eva

AUSTIN COMING TO BRUM ??? COME ENDS FAM

GodCilla

"Don't just google 'ocean'" lmfaooooooo. Uh, isn't Bradley Martin like legit antisemitic? And generally bigoted?

D + L

SOME ORCA FUN FACTS !! - orcas have dialects depending on region which can change when orca pods interact - orcas have a region of the brain in the thalamus that humans don’t have !! this is believed to be related to emotion and relationships - orcas have very specific diets depending on their cultures so some orcas will only eat a specific type of salmon whereas other might only eat seals - a group in new zealand has the role of rescuing beached orcas who hunt rays near the coast and orcas have begun relying on this service and waiting around for them when a member of their pod becomes stranded instead of t trying to help - orca males have been observed travelling in couples and displaying homosexual behaviour ❤️❤️❤️ in another life austin was an orca

Atsxeb

I wasn't about to presume what friends do...but now we know eh 😎

D + L

GUYS MY AUTISM HYPERFIXATION IS ORCAS I HAVE LOVED THEM SINCE I WAS A TODDLER U DONT UNDERSTAND HOW HAPPY I GET WHEN PEOPLE BRING THEM UP HOOOOORAYYY HASAN UR MY FAVOURITE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Mary Fuller

Pretty sure they're going together

Alida

if they stop I am crashing out

Jay Luna

I really love that Hasan has given Austin a sippy cup....no more mess! Its so cute.

chacho

you are not the only one Will! it is so sad to see them crushed on the side walk after it rains T-T

’Rew

I’m having flashback to the 90s film “Mars Attacks!” where the translations go horribly wrong.

’Rew

Have you ever seen regular slugs mate? I caught two in my yard a few years ago and it was WILD! I even recorded it (I know— weird) but it was so crazy. They produce mucus and then hang off a tree and spiral around each other and shoot their things into each other (slugs are hermaphrodites).

’Rew

Wait, it wasn’t? 🤯

’Rew

Mom (QT) went out for a pack a cigarettes and she’s never coming home. ☹️ But I will echo what some others have said: Why not get guest hosts when they know in advance one of them can’t make it? Boggles the mind why they haven’t done that. Also, a live podcast tour would ~probably~ be successful. I have seen other podcasts do it (Trixie & Katya); I don’t see why it couldn’t work for them as well except Hasan would probably never do it. Actually, now that I think about it, they’d probably all end up having issues, haha; they can be very uncoördinated.

KO1NZELL

If you guys get a Tenga sponsorship for the F4 thing, please call the car 'The Cocksleeve'

Alex Ferguson

Dawn Brancheau* would like to tell you guys that Orcas are not, in fact, whales. Therefore, the facts you read about "all whale species" don't apply to Orcas. * the seaworld employee who was eaten by an Orca

Atticus

I say have Marche on the pod as a third and connoreatspants as a fourth whenever you don’t have a guest.

Natalie

austin being surprised that work makes him tired and coffee makes me energized is so real though. i feel seen because i too am frequently like “why do i suddenly feel so much better today” and then i’ll realize it’s because i had actual social contact with people i like, or got out of bed to paint, or something else super simple that most people would not be amazed by.

Logan Morrison

I love this podcast so much but the idea of like hasan doing a political podcast and Will doing a more comedy pod and austin doing his own podcast honestly sounds really good

Dylan Snyder

Gabe googling everything they were talking about had me rolling 😂

hayden boydston

to wills one man show idea and the end of the ep. aidan on the yard did this basically

Hailey Dixon

They should get a monitor with her like Safety Third does with Nile

Larriet

You guys should reach out to Swell Entertainment/Amanda for the racing stuff. I know she loves F1 and would be absolutely stoked, and then you have a woman there in lieu of QT.

Dexton Warren

Them talking about getting QT on a boat to Korea and then saying "you can get to China from Korea by land pretty easily" is hilarious. Just gonna smuggle QT through North Korea to China.

scrap sd

Yikes i feel Will's pain during the medical segment 😂

Winky Dinky

Austin is the type of friend that gets upset he’s not invited to things but than also double books and doesn’t show up when he’s invited. lol

thewhitezombieremixalbum

A+++++++ producing on this one

Amanda Bateman

why is there subway surfers gameplay in my patreon episode

angel

i have orca autism this episode hurt me

LeahGia

idea if they bail on QT or there’s more QT-less episodes before she gets back: do a segment where you just call her on the phone for the patreon ep and include her for like 10+ minutes/catch up to give everyone who misses her with the boys a little bit of QT

Nadia

Most fish don’t fuck, they release eggs and jizz into the water

mad_sap

guys I am eating for god sake :)

Tahlia

Please do not stop fear& it's too built into my routine

Vision of Elsewhere

Fear& live!

Jon Ravin

dont even joke about killing this pod. fuc

Leo!

I love that every year Austin asks if a new type of animal can be gay kekw

Shelby

I neeeed a fear& trip to Disney World in Florida

Slangarang

I say this with the upmost peace and love, but the podcast is catastrophic when QT isnt there to wrangle the boys. Please come back 😭

edwin

Did you just put a subway surfer edit in the episode for my attention? It worked

tybahza

If Austin isn't going to Brazil bring bbno$ and he can cosplay Brazilian miku

Sogybritches

How they gunna talk that much about animals and not have Maya on yet? Also Will needs to do an alveus stream

Slangarang

Your entitled to your feelings ~and~ I would reflect on the parasocial nature of what you said. You do not know these people. If they have issues, they are full grown adults, they can work out their issues by themselves. They dont need you to infantilize them or their decisions. Austin is more than capable of drawing his own boundries at his own discretion; he does not need stranges like us to do that for him, esp w/o consent. That being said, if something makes you uncomfortable, which is a valid thing to feel. Then maybe this content doesnt fit into your life anymore and thats okay.

Slangarang

Please come back and save us 😭

Bee Anderson

choosing birmingham over carnival is insane also props to hasan for saying birmingham correctly

Chris

Austin saying his bathtub show isn't a sexual show is like the people at Fox saying Baywatch was about solving crimes and the interpersonal relationships on the job

Avianna

Yo the "getting QT to China" would be such a banger; I almost lost my mind when the cruise came up, after the shit Austin got for it earlier 😂😂😂

killerqueen

just like me fr

outofsoda

Gabe is a little spicy with the production and I love it

Daniel Holmes

I know Hasan will never see this but chicken naturally has A LOT of cholesterol in it. The “lean meat” perspective on chicken is false

Wade Wilson

Can't wait for the "Will You Neff?" pod

MATTHEW SUPPLE

Fun pod but the vibes need QT idk. Adding subway surfers to the call segment was inspired

Deanna

I would watch will&

Dan Segal

I miss QT :(

Kam Cheung

You can also drive to Alaska, take a ferry to Russia, then drive to China.

JESSICA SANTANA

I wanted to hear what his triglycerides were. Mine are lethally high unfortunately due to genetics.

Ryan DeRouen

Fear& Will would be sick

Cristina Moran

Plssss do live tour. I know everyone hates Florida but we need live Fear& atleast in Miami lol

Julian

Sea slugs fight with their penises and cum on each other to determine who the female would be

𝕶𝖑𝖆

I listened to Fear & Malding religiously, and enjoyed the Tony Hawk episode 😂

cabbage

will looking at the camera during that blood work shit is sending me

dq wb

What's wrong with call-in episodes?

Slawncha

Will during the testosterone talk was like me when I was a kid when my mom met an old friend while shopping

Blubbleboi

I, for one, am perfectly content with you guys continuing to just do the pod from Hasan's house with the occasional Twitch friend as a guest. Just sayin

Carolyn B

I fucking LOVE the conjunction of Motorsports with this pod. I can’t be the only Motorsport x Fear& girlie!

Wheen L

a tour would be fun but they can kill a pod

JB

“Do you think Bradley likes me” 🫠

Ema MR

Marche is back, so he can be a guest host when Austin is gone, and bring another guest like Ludwig

JESSICA SANTANA

AI is being used to interpret Orca language.

dietcoke

NOT THE SUBWAY SURFER HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA

Carmnsndiego

RIP Fear&

Roxy L.

can i send will a gameboy to play during conversations like the testosterone one?

Dejan M.

Still glad I got baited by Will even tho I never learned to break chopsticks with butt cheeks

Dohregard

fun fact: Humans are not an apex predator and we are predated on even to this day. The reason we seem like an apex predator is because we've removed ourselves from the food chain.

Zonk

As an ex-Runehead, I got so happy for Austin when he mentioned going to Runefest

Beau Lee

nothing makes me laugh harder than austin overcorrecting himself "did i say something problematic" LMAO

Felipe Ciriano

Thanks, now I have Peekaboo in my head too!

urgoinginthesoup

Congrats you missed my point

Cowowcharlie

the concern i feel when will talks about ending the pod is definitely bordering on parasocial

Cowowcharlie

sounds like you need therapy and to stop commenting on here pushing your feelings onto the content creators who are friends and love each other. i let my straight best friend joke about my gayness because i know she respects me. if you think they don’t respect austin’s sexuality it’s obvious you aren’t picking up on important shit. also austin is known for talking about sex and being gay, he does it a lot and everyone loves him for it and teases him. it’s ridiculous to criticize a friend group because a joke falls short of your standards (and likely only because you’re reallllllly projecting)

Kent 2nd XI's horse pitch invader Clopamo

Dolphin lesbian orgy call that a wuhluhwuzzle

Rainy D

I love Orcas. Truly beautiful creatures and a little insane.

Timothy Fraire

Omg yall talking about animal facts is the best thing for me. Plss more

malaya

austin asking if theres a direct translation for orca is killing me

Jade

I save snails too Will x they are adorable

Victoria

I am officially prepared to purchase my Fear& cruise ticket...

Kamerin McCall

Will absolutely suffering through

Emily

The orca love was awesome! Orcas get too much hate

Loubang

Snails are cute!! And they make fantastic pets. Hearing that Will saves them when it rains makes my heart happy

Shafna

“trans siberian railwayyyyyyy” will 100% needs to breakout into song more WE NEED THE WILL ONE MAN SHOW PODCAST loved the vibes of the pod! (miss you qt pleaseeee come backkkkk)

Tyler

"BE DISHONEST. BE DISHONEST GOING FORWARD." 💀

dq wb

Vegan diet is zero cholesterol. Just less meat and dairy will help.

whatavibe

mister austinshow I NEED you to get Jake thatcher Nicole rafiee or both on the tub podcast PLEASE

Casey Lee

I find it hard to believe that Marche struggles to get laid lol

oxela

Holy fuck I need this as a copypasta

oxela

I don’t understand why people don’t like the bloodwork portion. Best pod of all time keep it going. Full panels on all of the hosts

Mobeezy

HARD disagree

Taylor

The subway surfers took me out

Julian

Put him in, Coach! He's ready

Brandon Kelly

Will is going to show up with a weapon one of these days 😂

Maria Clara

ok but i need to know if the guys are indeed coming to Brasil for Carnaval

urgoinginthesoup

Woke of the day? this man’s jokes make me uncomfortable weird because I like this style and darker styles of comedy but mainly I feel like this because he’s just not funny sometimes

urgoinginthesoup

No shit hasan is not homophobic that’s a crazy thing to think lmao. And of course they’re friends, didn’t say anything about friends lmao who cares if they are or aren’t friends? I don’t give a shit and it has no bearing on my point

urgoinginthesoup

So rude. Not projection, as I said I like this style of jokes when done well. You’re missing the point of my comment

urgoinginthesoup

Parasocial? Because some of their jokes make me uncomfortable?

Nupur Maheshwari

this is called projection, sweetheart. i'm sorry for you that you feel so uneasy, but this one of the most obvious cases of "you are bringing up your own personal issues and making them the content's problem" that i've ever seen

Atsxeb

Time to tag in Christian while Austin is in Birmingham.

Jeremiah

“Is Fortnite actually overrated” set up😭🙏

Brent Stovall

love seeing that orca video on here. high five to Hasan for giving orcas a shoutout! orcas are incredible and complex animals. and i would just like to point out that not all orcas are shark/seal/whale eating types. the resident orcas are the type that eat fish.

Maackyy

Gabe's in real time searching up random things about the topics IS SO HILARIOUS. LMAO like the subway surfer while austin talks to bradley about being horny or smthing ahahahahahh

Hannah Gray

I’m voting to veto bloodwork on the pod

N A

Thank you! I'm guessing that's gonna be a pricey delivery fee to Canada. I might just come for a visit instead lol

Kadin Mullen

It’s called LaLa Land Kind Cafe they have a bunch of locations in Texas and LA

EmJem

The girlies are gonna need more subway surfers if Qt doesnt return soon lmaoo

FlawKill

Crazy level of parasocial behaviour

CF

Love the blood work guys. Keep it up.

Ptheo

You have to let Austin drive for the memes.

Delton McLemore

❤️

Jose Marin

I think Nick would surprise everyone with how good he would be. Also qt has mentioned a ton of times she doesn’t do cruises cus she would be stuck in the middle of the ocean

A Den

It might’ve been a tight 10 - this one went on a bit too long

Jose Marin

Didn’t she have a 10 min segment on her bloodwork recently?

Jose Marin

Might be the worst episode yet! Should’ve showed the Montoya crap in here and showed the clips, get some sleep boys hopefully tomorrow is better

N A

I really need to know the coffee shop they ordered from - those cups and lids are so cute!!!

Andrea Joan

the last part of this pod just being a married couple having married couple talk and small arguements, is giving me life.

Jessica

I hope Marche is having the best time in Japan 🥹

Bitch

Gabe is a great addition to this pod. Woke Jamie

Lnr

Austin discovering in real time why universal basic income works.

kron

“When you get to Korea you can get to China by land fairly easily” -Hasan Piker 2025

Chloe Johnson

i literally don’t watch the pod if there isn’t a gay or girl, please qt & austin don’t do this to me

Bitch

I honestly don’t know how you walk around in everyday life reading this far into things. They are good friends, who ham it up for content. I appreciate you looking out for bigotry but these jokes are not something you need to read into. If Hasan was homophobic you would know by now

Bitch

You just won woke of the day good job

Bitch

In shocked that the guy who eats a whole chicken and 4 fairlife shakes everyday has high cholesterol

urgoinginthesoup

idk if anyone feels like this, I know Hasan and will are joking but when they (especially Hasan) joke about something Austin says but it doesn't come off well on them most of the time. they can say its a joke but theres something behind it that always makes me uncomfortable and I normally love this type of comedy and gravitate towards it, I just like it when the feeling is not true, at least not in a way that feels mean, and it is done well (funny). but the gay jokes and jokes about Austin in general still fall flat so often and make me uncomfortable no matter how many times ive tried to look past them. ill do a double take and sometimes no one in the pod-room, not even Austin, has a sour reaction. but it leaves a disgusting feeling in my stomach, that theres a joke Austin is not in on, and, not in this episode, but there is something gross/weird about him/ him being gay. I never have this reaction normally unless it's a comedian from kill Tony (ew). just a sour disgust. it might be because these jokes aren't funny? im talking mostly about Hasan here. making a face and joking about the cruise thing in that way, it just wasn't funny. this whole pod relationship is so weird that it brings me back no matter how many times hasans uncomfortable jokes have driven me away. I love these guys so much it's so weird that Hasan and will sometimes make these jokes, these comments, have an attitude that so many (most) men do and its disheartening. idk if im explaining it correctly as im not citing every instance of this Edit: didn’t make it clear I know these guys are friends or whatever the fuck. Idc if they’re friends, I know there’s no weird secret joke of course not, it just feels like there is sometimes and it creates an incredibly uncomfortable vibe. I love awkward comedy, I love offensive and dark jokes. Talking about the type of humour u have is dumb but I’d still watch kill Tony if all those fuckers weren’t happy to sit n watch trump take my rights away. I didn’t really have a point I was just rambling anyway

Javi

The subway surfer 😂😂😂😂

Gingerbread

I enjoy Gabe's constant fact checking just in case the information is needed

Devan

Oh god Austin going to Birmingham hahhaahhaha, the Brummy's are wonderful people Austin...🤣🤣🤣

uqureshi

god qt please come back

A Den

QT would’ve never let blood talk run so long

Kyle

am i high or is this weeks eps have a weird brightness or weird color grading

Urdnot Wrex

i would put money that Marche def got laid already by this point

Mary Fuller

The Subway Surfers took me out, Gabe is funny af 😂

tybahza

There's always the yard <3

Kyotaz

Subway surfers was gold

the.black.dog.13

holy moly

Vina Ann

i miss qt, she would’ve loved the blood work analysis (,:

Imrano

There are two different types of whales. Baleen whales such as the Humpback have small throats and are filter feeders. So they do not have the capacity to eat humans. Toothed whales such as the Sperm whale can eat large animals and have been known to eat giant squid. So that may align more with the Jonah story.