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Weekly Prompt Poll B
🕑 Added 2025-06-02 00:22:51 +0000 UTCHere we go again!
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(Every character depicted in the prompts below is a consenting legal adult over the age of 18)
1. Harry Potter - Harry/Hermione/Fem!Ron - In an AU where Hogwarts is a University and everyone is an adult, when Harry gets his name pulled from the Goblet, he knew that he had to prepare for whatever the fuck Voldemort had planned for this year. So when he finds a tantric sex ritual that will empower him and those he performs it with if they perform it on Halloween Night, he decides to go for broke. His first witches are Hermione and a repentant Ronnie. Themes: Ritual Sex, Threesome, Breeding
2. Marvel Rivals - Venom/Luna Snow - Part 3 of Venom's Size Queens. Venom has a lot of relationships with a lot of women. And sometimes they talk apparently, because he's received an invitation to a visiting K-Pop Star's penthouse suite while she's staying in New York City. Now, Luna Snow might be a heroine over in South Korea, but she's not one in the States. She's just a woman with needs... needs that Venom is as always uniquely suited to fulfill. Themes: Big Dick, Fucked Silly, Rough Sex
3. Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess - Link/Zelda - Link's time transformed had unforeseen side effects on his libido. When Princess Zelda decides to reward him with her body, she's not prepared for just how enthusiastic he'll be. Not that she's complaining. In fact, she rather enjoys being taken so roughly and thoroughly. She enjoys it quite a lot~ Themes: Big Dick, Fucked Silly, Breeding
4. Witcher 3 - Yennefer/Male OC - Yennefer was disappointed when Geralt chose Triss over her in the end. He didn't know what he was missing out on. Just because that red haired harlot was more promiscuous and eager to please in bed or something? Yennefer could do that! In fact, she could do it with any man! Of course, the man that she winds up picking proves to be something special when he turns out to have the biggest cock she's ever seen... and best of all, he knows how to use it too! Geralt who? Themes: Rough Sex, Fucked Silly, Slutty Sex
5. Harry Potter - Harry/Hermione - Needing money to pay for University after graduating from Hogwarts, and more than a little dissatisfied with her sex life with Ron, Hermione agrees to shoot a Professional Porno. She's not expecting her co-star 'Rick Steele' to turn out to be Harry, nor is he expecting 'Ophelia Mounds' to be Hermione. But they still have a job to do and in the end, neither of them is complaining. Themes: Cheating, Big Dick, Fucked Silly
Comments
Cambrian
Muggle University, lmao. Muggle world. Muggle Porno. Sorry could have tossed in the word muggle but I guess I thought it was obvious since the wizarding world has neither universities or porno movies lol
RHar
I really don't get like half of Prompt 5. First, what University? In HP, it seems like there's nothing of the sort. The most studious of people seem to finish 7th year, then go to work in the Ministry. Second, how is someone as famous as Harry expecting to get away with any sort of pseudonym? Literally the most famous wizard in Britain twice over. He can't be in disguise because Hermione needs to recognize him. Also, he would be so much more profitable as himself doing the porno, it's a really tough sell for me as a concept that he would be marketed under a pseudonym. Maybe if this is like near Epilogue times but because of magic they still look young, and Hermione needs to get money together for Hogwarts tuition (which I know is never strictly discussed in the books, but this at least doesn't also require the invention of heretofore unmentioned magical universities).
daniel riggle
I voted for zelda but that hp porno idea was a close second
