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🕑 Added 2024-09-06 09:00:00 +0000 UTC夢魔。
この魔物の存在は多くのものに知られているが、反面その正体を知るものは少ない。
とにかく夢魔退治とくれば、酒場の鉄板ネタの一つなのだ。
曰く、俺の精力の強さに夢魔の方から降参したわ！だの、俺は魔物の正体をすぐさま看破し説教をしてやった！だの、眠るたびに夢魔に襲われて困っちまうだとか、まあ大抵の場合は、泥酔した男のくだらないホラ話だ。
だが今回のそれは違った。
冒険者が多く泊まる宿屋街、そのあちこちで被害者が続出しているというのだ。
豪傑達が疲労困憊の状態で発見される異常な夜がもう何日も続いている。
精力だけではなく、生命力までも奪われているようで、立ち上がることもままならないという話だ。
彼らは体臭が服の上からでも香ってくるような精力に満ちた男ばかりで、発見者は皆現場の状況や臭いについて気まずそうに語っている。
状況から見て夢魔の仕業に違いないとされ、怒りのザクロ亭に高額の報酬と共に依頼が来た。
これだけの額、ただごとではない。
つまるところ、精力の溢れた男ばかりの怒りのザクロの男に、囮となって夢魔と戦ってくれという話だ。
「ったく、お前に適任だ……なんて伝えることになるギルドマスターの気も少しは考えてくれってんだ」
お前のその男臭さならば、確実に夢魔に狙われるから行ってくれ。
などと伝えねばならないベアセスはさすがに気まずそうにメンバーリストを眺めた。
とはいえ適任者を見繕う必要はある。こうして夜を明かすたびに犠牲者は増えるのだ。
体臭といえばやはりあの装備にたっぷりと体臭を抑え込んでいる（つもりの）オスリック。
そして山育ちということで野性味がそのまま残っているダンガ。
この二人が適任ということになった。
そして、その候補にベアセスは自分を追加した。
これは候補となった二人に対する、ギルドマスターとしてのせめてもの気遣いだ。
「断じて俺はアイツラほど臭くはねえけどな……」
ベアセスは一人、誰にともなく言い訳臭く付け加えた。
【ENG】
Succubus.
The existence of this demon is well known to many, but few know its true identity.
Anyway, exterminating a succubus is one of the most popular topics at bars.
The succubus has surrendered to my vigor,” he says! I immediately recognized the true identity of the demon and gave it a sermon! I was attacked by a succubus every time I went to sleep,” etc., etc., etc. Most of the time, these are just silly stories of drunken men.
But this time it was different.
In the inn town where many adventurers stay, there was a string of victims here and there.
For days on end, the great men were being found exhausted.
It is said that not only their energy but also their life force seems to have been drained from them, and they are unable to stand up even for a moment.
They are all men so full of vigor that their body odor can be smelled even on their clothes, and all the discoverers talk awkwardly about the situation and the smell at the scene.
Judging from the circumstances, it was assumed that it must be the work of a succubus, and Red Pomegranate Tavern received a request for the job, along with a hefty reward.
This amount of money is no joke.
In short, the men of the Pomegranate of Anger, who are all men full of energy, were asked to act as decoys and fight the succubus.
"Give me a break—I gotta tell you you're the right guy for this, damn it."
If you're that manly, you'll be targeted by the succubus for sure.
The most important thing to remember is that you need to find the right person for the job. The number of victims would increase every time they spent the night in this way.
Speaking of body odor, Osric is also a man who thinks he has a lot of body odor suppressed in his equipment.
And Danga, who grew up in the mountains and still retains his wildness.
These two were the best suited for the job.
Bearceth then added himself to the list of candidates.
This was the least he could do as a guild master to show his concern for the two candidates.
"I'm definitely not as stinky as them, though. ......"
Bearceth added, to no one in particular.
