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“Hit me!” —Draco Mech
🕑 Added 2023-10-17 11:31:46 +0000 UTCPt. 2
Aurora had the day off today and came to the supermarket to shop in the evening, encountering an old friend at the checkout.
"Draco Mech? Do you remember me?"
"Aurora? Long time no see!"
"It's been two years, so you're working here now. Why are you the only one working, while your colleagues are eating hot pot and drinking beer in the back?"
"They work so hard, I told them to take a break."
"Why is one of your arms missing?"
"It will be broken again anyway, I can't be bothered to fix it."
"Why is there underwear on your head?"
"Is there? I can't see it."
"Why are you wearing a miniskirt?"
"Rampage gave it to me."
"Is Rampage the one who just threw shit on your head?"
"Yeah, he does it once a day."
"You're still doing this kind of thing? Draco Mech, they're quite pitiful."
A second piece of shit flew over, landing right on Draco Mech's face. Aurora watched in horror.
Rampage laughed loudly, "You guessed wrong! There are two pieces of shits today!"
Draco Mech turned to Rampage and said, "As long as you throw one more time, I can kill all of you without feeling guilty, and even enjoy it."
The third piece of shit flew into Draco Mech's mouth.
"I really do have a third piece of shit! Ha!"
Draco Mech's eyes emitted dazzling red light, and the temperature in the supermarket rapidly rose.
Aurora knew what was going to happen, so he reacted quickly. He held Draco Mech tightly and flew into the sky at the fastest speed, leaving Earth.
Rampage walked onto the street, seeing a huge explosion in the sky. The radiating light illuminated the pitch-black night sky brighter than daylight, as if the entire Earth was shaking.
Comments
Domi Schell
Woah, awesome!
