krez3d
patreon
SA-3 Aurora Pt. 1
🕑 Added 2023-09-13 16:23:47 +0000 UTCPt. 1
As usual, Aurora was flying patrol over the icy plains, maintaining law and order. He saw a polar bear lying on the ground, its head black. The sharp-eyed Aurora landed to investigate, discovering that it was the body of a polar bear. The head was charred, presumably burned to death, and it hadn't been long since it died.
"Polar bear, black hair doesn't suit you. Let me dye it gold for you, and then perm it," said a penguin. Aurora was a bit angry and said, "He's dead."
"I know, I killed him."
Aurora was so surprised he was speechless.
"Haha, just kidding."
Keeping his cool, Aurora asked, "Have you seen anyone suspicious?"
"Yes, I saw an fake panda lying on the ground."
Suppressing an impulse to hit him, Aurora continued to ask, "What have you done today?"
"I killed a panda today. Haha, just kidding."
"Please answer me, what have you done today?"
"Breathing."
"What else?"
"Heart beating."
"What else?"
Suddenly, the penguin revealed a malicious smile and ran away. Aurora flew into the air, stomping the penguin to the ground, punching and kicking him.
"Okay! You've caught me! Stop hitting me! It's my fault, I'm sorry. I'll answer your questions seriously."
Aurora stopped, took a sip of ice water, calmed down and asked, "Did you know the deceased?"
"I am his mother."
Aurora slowly pulled out the gun from behind him and aimed it at the penguin's heart.
Boom!
