Death Becomes You 401
🕑 Added 2025-01-09 21:56:29 +0000 UTCgrumpy old man mode activated
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Cory
I love the idea of Kalan being the type of partner to worm and shove their way into whatever spot they want
Cory
Kalan can’t help it he’s so cute
RalitoEnSalaa
Kalan is just being pretty aahhhhh that head tilt ahhhhh
Maiven Tahl
Not for nothing, but after reading this page so many times not only is Kalan sus for me, I'm starting to not like him. Gwenirique, why you like his sketchy ass? Alesksei has my favor all the way right now...I choose the monster life 100%
21rats
I just realized Kalan probably doesn't realize he's part of the strangers category Aleksei is referring to lmao
Zeforbiddentitty
💅🏻👸🏼
Elizabeth
Gwentrocles is 🤌🏼
myrineart
What do we need?? A gwenenenomenon!
calamitoustales
Old man versus the yapper, KISS. I mean, FIGHT!
D'Artagnan Wayland
Love the blood usage
Lina567
Oh, a cost???? Is this something we will we learn more of? 👀
Lina567
😂 thanks for the mental image!
Azraëla
that moment when you’d happily endure the cone of shame just so you don’t gotta chat
FrankensteinsMonsterFriend
if he can be put back together like a puzzle then that's ideal. Smaller parts can be regrown from the larger whole but if the damage is extensive enough Ludyc will directly intervene and just spawn him a new body. this does not come without a cost though.
UMRN
I remember at the begining of the story Gwen and Louie are watching his corpse regenerate. So I think the body parts would grow again from the biggest piece of the corpse ?
Nadiya
I love the thought that right now the only person he likely actively wants in his presence is Gwen. Given how he received her in the other world and how he has actively sought physical contact with her multiple times since waking up, Im hoping for some non sexual intimacy cuddles to recharge from such a heavy night
Mara
Oh my godddd good catch, I didn’t even notice!
monica
gwenomenomenon likes when her grumpy puppy wants to take care of her
Zeforbiddentitty
Big purr- gwentrocles
pseudoamazon
He's been burned too.
Jazmine Patton
I believe he has been dismembered before
Mousie
I have no idea but I did just imagine his arm jumping up and collecting the rest of his body
Leesa Willis
Separately, in our own homes!
Lina567
Quick morbid question, but how would Alekseï come back if someone dismembered him and, say, hung his body parts on a wall to dry up. Okay, maybe that's too graphic. If he was burned down. What does daddy do?
Lina567
I guess I'm always on grumpy old man mode lol
101kpm2
Loool seeing Aleksei so PISSED and OVER IT is just as funny to me idk why.
systemchicken
Wants Gwen better and only Gwen. Can't argue with that logic.
neature nut
Love the clear communication wolf boi hell yeah
Shinju
I think a mountain is the perfect place to not have to talk to strangers for AT LEAST five hours.
calamitoustales
The biggest mood honestly
Venus 🍃
I love that he’s the equivalent of hungover from all that bullshit, the adrenaline wearing off has made the puppy very grumpy.
Isabela
I love Gwen just chilling as her adrenaline wears off. That's me at the end of a work week for sure~
Lilith
“Thas me” 😌
rasvimhia
Every single one of these has at least one panel that is an excellent meme or reaction image
Cussundria Kneal
Dang it! I forgot about the bath! XD And thank you for the clarification; i think everyone saying Kalan wanted smoochies threw me off on his meaning, lol
FrankensteinsMonsterFriend
He said he wanted a bath before getting the details about what's going on, kalan is confused when he then asks what's going on fbsndjfj
Cussundria Kneal
He 100% counts as a stranger, simply because he's so loud. XD
Cussundria Kneal
Also... what was Kalan referring to again? "Do you want to talk about it then now?" Huh?
Peach
Terrible morning breath, Bb girl got scratched and he doesn’t know WTF is going on- no wonder he’s cranky
Cussundria Kneal
"Ancient old man Demigod" is a pergect description for Aleksei RN, lolol. 1) Figure out where you are 2) Take care of the most pressing issue (Gwen's arm) 3) Get some peace and quiet. In that exact order. XD
Whitney Marie
Damn the way Kalan's eyes immediately went into babygirl mode the instant Aleksei dropped his paws on his shoulders 🤣
DefNotAWendigo
Me whenever I wake up
Amber
He's so cranky hehehehe
Stephanie
The way Kalan is looking at Alexei... how can he not react by stealing him away then and there??? 😮😳 Guess he has other concerns right now... still... 😤
Noa Zoe Levin
Kalan my boy
Jordan L
Just a little Gwenlin and her bois 👌🏼💖
Fulcrumforce66
Frickin Gwent and her frickin cute ass face 😭
Fig
Love grumpy Aleksei hehe. Also the height difference with Kalan is delightful
Kitsune Ana
To be fair he did not really mean to die. BTB the little bitch brought a knife to what was clearly meant to be a dog fight
melissa murphy
Introverts unite!
TicklemeAli
I have a feeling bone daddy wont be as frivolous about dying quickly since seeing Gwenniffer getting hurt while he was on the ethereal zoomies 🤣
Linds
"Or...." Kalan definitely wasn't hoping for smooches. Nope.
Danielle English
Me everyday after work. Lol
M. Bailey
Yessss, fix my girl, pretty boi!
Kitsune Ana
But does Kalan still count as a stranger? ALAS, ELFBOY! FIX MY WIFE