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Death Becomes You 462
🕑 Added 2025-07-21 14:01:34 +0000 UTCi probably have the most in common with kalan cos this is what happens when i plan things
(I took down and redid this page in case you noticed that lil switcharoo we don’t talk about it shhhh)
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Grægori
I think Aleksei and multiple readers are putting way too much of the blame on Kalan for what Dimitri could've done any other day of the week.
D'Artagnan Wayland
That debt is going to be fun to collect on
Scrubs
Aaaaaagh Kalan why are you the worst sometimes 😩
Jordan Lynn Goodman
smooshes their faces together like barbie dolls
Shinju
He's obviously completely heartbroken over it, however shall he repay Aleksei?
Justin Carter
“Did I fuck up? Yes, but gimme a moment to serve”
Amber
AHDBSNSKLFNDN
Dee Dee
Beat hiss @$$ lol
Cussundria Kneal
That's what I was like. 🤣 "You didn't die because of Kalan, you died because you didn't notice Demetri jumped your ass. Skill issue bro."
Alex M
Oh this makes a lot more sense and feels true to Kalan's "look pretty swing sword hope for the best" character so far. I do like the detail about them having to walk to avoid Eamonn the the "tricksy elf" bit I hope you keep it for the next page! IT ISNT KALAN'S FAULT THEY WERE LATE AND HE'S A DUMMY! #justiceforkalan
Changeling
"I don't have any money, pizza delivery guy, how will I ~ever~ pay you?"
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teeny tiny louie’s side eye is killing me
Kit
OH MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Okay yes, loved the first round of this page but the edits are *chef’s kiss* I feel like Kalan’s on borrowed time before Alexsei tries to yeet him into the forest 😂
101kpm2
Go ahead Aleksei hurt him Gwen gives u her blessings. Kalan u doofus
Tuathadanu
Yes!
Caustic Tea
He's just like me fr
Runzwithknives
I wonder how Alexi will collect on that debt 😬
Gantzie
A great debt you say….! 😉
KizzyAnel
I need that tea time panel as a sticker please.
rasvimhia
Lol loving this version with threatening aleksei. Also aleksei, the fact that you died seems like a skill issue. Get good
ramoth
His coloring made it better, bc I was like wtf is going on? Had to get a close-up lol
JT
Someone spank this twink
Emily McMichael
Kalan's going to get his throat ripped out in the unsexy way 😨
FlordeCanela
"Cunty little mistake" is the name of his Ska band
FrankensteinsMonsterFriend
In his defense the plan was to kill Faustus at the ball he just thought the ball would be way later than it was. He does still have a lot of muff munching duty 2 make up for it tho
YourKingMob
I think you made the most disaster bi that has ever existed.
FlordeCanela
He actually walked the thought through his brain that they could kill the person hosting the games and the ball, but then the events would go on like "nbd, just a lil one-on-one murdering happenin', who wants to dance?" He better eat pussy like it is birthday cake, cause nothing short of a miracle will help him rn. What a beautiful disaster.
salthoney
That's sus as fuck Kalan, no excuse for putting Gwen baby in danger 😤
coco
Louie’s face in the 4th panel is killing me lmao
M
I am DYING 🤣🤦♀️
Krista
Louie is all of us right now ☕️
Nicole Jones
Ok this switcharoo’d page (which didn’t happen, not talking about it…) makes a LOT more sense!
ZoaNoe
Well I can think of one way to pay that debt
Fiona Mooney
Punish him Aleksei 👀
Kitsune Ana
Best case would of course be Faustus being killed
Kitsune Ana
Heyyy, off all the people to die, thats like almost best case scenario
Misha
The way that I am just falling head over heels in love with Kalan istg
Bridgeotto
This is also how my plans tend to go…. Well. Without the death part. I hope.
Sylvia Faurot
Lol. Just a cunty little mistake. As a treat.
melissa murphy
🤣🤣🤣
Chrys Kosheluk
Oh Kalan. You beautiful dumbass. (Also what happens when I try to plan)
Ainsley
Kalan is giving "I'm too pretty to read." vibes.
Fi
My jaw is on the floor 🤣
