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helping me shave

🕑 Added 2024-07-21 02:52:06 +0000 UTC

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maia

🤨

Kiera Kennedy

I love you omg justiceforthebeard

Caitlin

That’s a perfect beard!!

Caitlin

Taking notes hot damn

Brie🍓

Pls pls tell me that you did not shave it all of sir #justiceforthebeard

Lilo

Currently a working actor

Kickis

Historically we've used Chris Evans as a beard measuring tool so I think we're talking 2019 Academy Awards, but more likely his Wikipedia profile pic. And in my humble opionion both of those are beards.

🌴Take•Me•To•Aruba🌴

That is hot🫠

Caitlin

So probably like a not super full but still pretty full yet clean cut beard I imagine? I had a feeling there was still plenty of beard left!

rebecca

shaving your partner is such an intimate experience… let’s ditch the electric and go full manual- i imagine sitting in your lap facing you, gently lathering you up and massaging your face, lots of eye contact (while totally focusing on what i’m doing), firmly holding your face in my hand as I take a razor slowly to your skin, taking a warm wet towel to clean off the remaining shaving cream, giving you soft kisses on the freshly bare skin while maybe grinding in your lap jusssst a little, then maybe you’ll let me feel that bare skin somewhere else 😽

Kickis

Carrie, that's honestly one of the nicest compliments you can give someone. Thank you for that. 🥰❤️

Carrie

And the award for curing my anxiety goes to Kickis!

Kickis

Okay, so he starts with a 6 all over his face, that's like 20 mm, and then he does edges on his cheeks and under his chin with a 4, that's 15 mm-ish. So at the end of it it's still beard, it's just a short one. Or maybe it's more long stubble? But definetly more than five o'clock shadow.

unholy babygirl

🤫🤫🤫

maia

unholy, why is your name and profile picture K???

Caitlin

Real question though, what did she do to your beard? Like trying to get an idea of a before and after!

Brie💋

Exactly This better be a joke sir don’t play around with us

stayce rene'

Kind of a far out of the blue comment here and not at all in the same vibe but... This brought back to me memories that i didn't even know i had. Starting in my early teens i helped my mom take care of my dad at home after he was diagnosed with what they now call Early Onset Alzheimer's. One of my tasks was to keep him from looking like a total and complete wild man. i loved doing it because it was often one of the few things that would calm his adjitation and i liked being able to give his mind those few quiet moments.... i don't have very many good memories with my dad, but those were. The sound of that razor coming on rocketed me right back there after all these years, to moments when i had a purpose. So, dearest K, whilst some of Your Girls have understandable tears in their eyes because of the loss of a lot of that beard of yours (myself, i truly like the idea of a wee trim), my tears are because you've once again sprinkled your magic over something so simple and touched one of us in another unexpected way. If you should see this, K, i just wanted you to know that. 🪄 🩵☘️🥀

Destiny

Now this I would listen to.

Kitten🐈‍⬛

Shhh we're giving away our plans...😉

Lyn

Can you do another audio where we break the razor? 😃

unholy babygirl

I am not suggesting anything evil but what if we just throw away the electric razor 👀

Liv

no no no no, it’s not gone 🥲 this is a joke

Kitten🐈‍⬛

Electric razor....let's misplace the charger as well.

Kiera Kennedy

Ok but is it just me who cry’s over him shaving or

Kickis

Hearing "Whatever you're doing I know your doing a good job" as I shave my brows is perfection. 😂

Kickis

Gotta say: Listening to this audio while doing your own ✨facial hair care ✨ is a vibe. 😎👌

Avie.

Why????!!!!!!!????????

Aiza

No longer unemployed actor

unholy babygirl

He somehow managed to find them anyway… Let’s make this house razor-free for the future.

Kickis

Why do I get the feeling Sunday's NSFW audio is set in the shower? 🧐

Caelum

LMAOOOOO

Caelum

The comments 😭😭😭

Kitten🐈‍⬛

Relaxing for who....not all of us on #team beard. This was probably the most stressful....

Kitten🐈‍⬛

Every swipe of the razor is a stab in the tummy

Kitten🐈‍⬛

I say we just throw them out next time...

Sassypants

I dunno…there was a lot of shave action for just a trim. The fact that I was comforted by the beard scratchies in between the razor noises is very confusing

Destiny

What audio? I see nothing here 😒

Sassypants

When he was like “keep going” I was like 🥹 no

Sassypants

I can practically see the smirk on K’s face as he reads through these comments 😂. WE ARE NOT AMUSED.

Destiny

We are going to have to find a better hiding spot.

Lyn

I thought we talked about this 😡😡 I gasped a little when I saw the title ngl, it's that serious lmao

Rose

When he said we did such a good job 🥺☺️

Destiny

No. Just no.

Rose

*reads the title* Me: The fuck we are? 😠 😂 Also me: *sigh* *Puts hand out* Pass the razor 😒 So long beard 🫡

kay 🦦

sounds like he just trimmed it a bit, phew! but k essentially complimenting his own shaving job cracked me up tho

Sassypants

& the fact that beard is a tag is just mean 😭

Sassypants

I’m more attached to the beard than I am to the faceless man at this point 😭 Like I know we were warned, but I didn’t think he’d follow through so soon

Sassypants

Yeah these shaving audios make me hella nervous for that very reason. Like, don’t entrust me with this! 🫠

Sassypants

the ONLY consolation with this is I know your beard grows fast…& we can’t have you at Castaway levels ok? But still, I am aghast 😱

JC

Sigh

harmony

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Kitten🐈‍⬛

Wait....I thought we talked about this...where did you find the razors? I thought we did a good job hiding those.

Kitten🐈‍⬛

I thought we hid the razors...

kay 🦦

sad, but hopes for a 5oclock shadow makes it better I guess

ahdayshia

this is what i imagine real heartbreak to feel like

maia

a little stubble for the late night beard scratchies 😪

Gabriela

I swear if he didn’t leave at least a little stubble…😭

Summer J

Wait like shave shave?? Do you hear my heartbreaking 😭

Aiza

Shave audio!! I always love a part two follow up audio💗

grey !

you said it grows back fast… right…? rip in peace for now, beard 😞🤞

Caitlin

"you're not gonna fuck it up." FAMOUS LAST WORDS, K! I was so nervous the whole way through, dear god. I'd be intimidated as hell by the razor

Carrie

How dare you sir...every swipe of those clippers were like a dagger to my heart...gonna need min to get over this audio...

maia

ok i listened. first of all, the silly tag - yes you're silly for thinking this was okay... second, if you listen closely you can hear my heart breaking in the back </3 and third, and most important, is it like clean clean shaven, or is there still a tiny bit of beard left???🧍🏼‍♀️