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cuddling your cramps away

🕑 Added 2024-07-22 20:20:23 +0000 UTC

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Kay Jay - Celestial Aquamarine 🔮🌙🌌🪐✨️☪️

So happy and grateful for audios like this. I’m having bad cramps and between my period and the heat I’m simply exhausted. 😩😒 Just gonna take naps and listen to K audios for the rest of the afternoon. 🥵😴😴😴😇🤗

Samiosa

Every time I listen to this and he says “ a pancake in front of you in less than 5 minutes” is wild! I feel like just to heat up the pan and mix the batter up takes at least 4 😂

Kay Jay - celestial aquamarine🌙🔮🌌

Ahhhh. This is so sweet. K’s kind and caring personality is showing out in this one. And now I want risotto! 🤣😢 Facts…breakfast is amazing at any time of the day. 😋 Me: takes pain meds on an empty stomach all the time. Ooooops. 🤐😵‍💫🤫🤫🤫🤣 damn it, calling me out K!! I relate hard to needing even more of K’s love and attention. Yeah yeah, there’s thousands of posts and audios but I need specific, intense, direct attention. Big sigh. 🙋🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️🤩 I wonder if the cramp simulators can reflect how bad uterus cramps are…because it feels like a sharp cheese grater is shredding and grating my insides right now. 😭😓 Hahaha we’re going to need about 10 million clones of K in order to fulfill all the girlies in need out there. I need at least 17 just for me alone. Yes, I said AT LEAST 17 for ME. 🤣😂😅😍 K….So funny, getting jealous of hypothetical clones of yourself. 🤣🤔 Awe…da quickie pancake. 🥺😇🤗🥞🥞🥞 These audios are so good. Thank you. ❤️🍓💋

Aiza

Love and Affection ❤️

Kiera Kennedy

Since finding your audios last year you have made me so happy and thank you so much k for all the audios.

Angelqiqi

Period cramps sucks🥲

Eliza

This is such a good audio, you’re so understanding and kind

Destiny

Happy 2,000 posts K! What a milestone! 🎉 Thank you for all the time and effort you put in to creating kaudios for us. You are very appreciated, I hope you know that 💕

Carrie

I wish we could throw K a party 2000 post is an amazing accomplishment! Thank you is never enough K ❤️

Sassypants

Yeah plus we have to do other stuff like work, drive, grocery shopping, take care of kids (in your case) while dealing with cramps. Hard to multitask that while feeling like you want to 💀 The hormones do not help things for sure! But I believe you when you say labour is worse 🥲

Rose

“You better not fall in love with the clones” I’m 💀

Rose

5:43 - 6:20 This part 🥺😭 The understanding 🥺❤️

Mystical_pookies

So we all on our periods huh😭😭

t!

this one was so good and so sweet i cried 😭 definitely my new favorite <333

Anna

Yup! And I try to start taking them at the first hint of cramps (even if it’s a day or two before my actual period) because if I don’t get ahead of the pain early I’m a goner. I HATE that I have to do that because I HATE taking medicine. I’m stubborn and will tough it out when it comes to mostly anything and everything else. Heck I have lower back arthritis and chronic pain since I was 16. But period cramps… I can’t hang. Being also flooded with hormones probably doesn’t help either lol

morgan

congrats on 2000 posts k!! thank you for all your hard work and effort 🤍

Colleen

Episode II (thousand) 😌🥳

Sassypants

Oh yeah I have to have drugs - can’t get through a period without them. Screw intentional breathing… give me ALL the drugs 😂

Sassypants

2,000 posts!! Thank you thank you for all you do. You make my life better 🥰 My period started today & I was feeling all the things 😡😤😭😱

gaby

Congrats on 2000 posts sir! You're amazing ❤️

Anna

1. As someone who has given birth multiple times (and assisted in countless births as a nurse) AND gets gnarly period cramps every month- intentional breathing does work! Only difference is that while labor contractions are WAY worse, they come and go so breathing through them is very important but then there is time in between to reset your mind and body before the next one. Period pain, for me at least, isn’t as intense but is CONSTANT. Deep, slow intentional breathing helps to take the edge off but only while doing it. The pain doesn’t ever truly go away until the heat starts working and/or the pain killers kick in. For this reason I opt for the “drugs” during my period like right away whereas I’ve never opted for the drugs while giving birth. 2. Fully making pancakes - even just A pancake - in LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES has got to be some sort of world record, no? 😜 Heating the pan and thoroughly cooking a pancake takes *at least* that long if not longer for me lol let alone gathering the ingredients and mixing the batter. What am I doing wrong?! I need tips on super-speed cooking, please and thank you 🙏 Myself and my impatient toddlers who are almost always clung to my legs crying up at me that they’re sooooo hungry would be forever grateful 😅🤣 (…… maybe THAT’S why I can’t make pancakes in less than five minutes… 🤔 lol)

maia

also... congrats on 2000 posts!! what an incredible milestone and proof of your hard work and dedication towards making audios. watching you grow the past years has been truly admireable, i'm so so proud of how far you have come and i can't wait to see what the future holds ,3

maia

the five major food groups (@ 4:41): fruits, vegetables, grains, protein foods, dairy ❌ love and attention, water, food, painkillers, tv ✅ the timing of this was impeccable 😪

Cymbelina

2000 POSTS!! YIPPEE 🥳🥳

Sultry 🍓

Thank you! <3

miso

Merci Beaucoup ☺️

miso

THANK YOUUUU!!! 🥰

miso

omg thank you

Kameela

Joyeux anniversaire !! 🎊

Kameela

I have this feeling that you’re spying on me K. How do you know that I got my period today ?? 😭

simply.tira

how did you know 🥹

flo 🌟

2K POSTS WOOOOO🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Destiny

Happy Birthday! 🎂🎊🎁🎉

Brie💋

Happy birthday!!!!

Raissa

Happy birthday! 🎉

Gabriela

Happy birthday miso!!💗

Alana

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂🎈

Liv

2k posts!!

Rose

2k posts 🤯 Gawd daaaaamn

Beanybaby

The timing couldn't be more perfect!

lexoxle

*gasp* could this be the audio idea i submitted?? 🫢🥹

Kickis

I swear, period audios are the way to my very very jaded heart. 🥹❤️

Linne

Oh this is perfect right now!! Also congrats on the 2k posts! 💕

Katie Munns

Perfect timing as always

Carrie

Feel better!

Carrie

Question: Has K been made an official superhero yet? And if so what universe? (Remember no capes they get sucked into plane engines) I mean he literally saves the day with "almost" every audio... shaving audio I am looking at you...excuse me while I still the mourn the beard.

miso

knight posting on my birthday

Sultry 🍓

I just had surgery this morning on my uterus so a cramps audio is ✨️amazing✨️ rn

Colleen

✨ K Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Klones ✨

Nairahhh

Umm how do you know my cycle? 😂😩 also happy 2000th post

sonji

istg its like clockwork with this guy what kinda dark sorcery is this?! (it’s doing it every month around the same time..) anyway can’t wait for my cramps to hit later so i can listen to this lmao