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what to do about dave
🕑 Added 2024-10-28 23:03:11 +0000 UTCit’s funny how things have changed since dave moved in. somehow, over the past few months, he and i have become good friends. even though he started off just dragging himself around, he’s almost like one of us now, getting a little more human every day he spends with us. he’s gotten better at little things, like rinsing off dishes and even hauling the trash out without leaving a trail behind him. you’re still getting used to having him around, but i can tell he’s genuinely trying. in his own way, he’s part of the family now, and seeing him adapt makes me grateful for this odd little life we’ve carved out together, even with a zombie for a roommate.
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Blossimm
Was wssssssssssssssssssss
miso
“no offense Dave but you have kinda ruined the couch” 😭
miso
ong 😭🙏🏽
Roxanne Crane
“It reminds him about being people” 😂😂😂 I’m trying to get chores done and no one understands why I’m cracking up 😂
AmyE
Adorable x
Gabriela
Who said we wanted Dave to leave??? Don’t put words into our mouths, sir! We love Dave
T.
ahhahahaaaah PLEASE tell me you’ve sent this to him
Aiza
Are we going to get the return of our hottest best friend succubus?
silvs
K you never told us your bestie Dave was a Zombie! You learn something new everyday 😉
Pame🌜
The way I GENUINELY laughed when he said "the only reason I'm not going "ahhhgrrrr" now it's because of him" HAHAHA
Pame🌜
When Dave said "RAAAAAAAARRRRR 🧟" I felt that
Aiza
The only exception
Studybug.Mp3
Idk Dave is raising the water bill keeping the water running while doing the dishes
Naya M
the real nightmare in this apocalypse isn't even Dave or others like him, it's the fact that we still have to pay for subscriptions 😭
Kickis
This is giving "Baby, I brought a stray dog home. Can we keep him, please please please pleeease? 🥺" energy. 😂❤️
Destiny
Paramore is now stuck in my head 😂
brinny
the dave lore goes crazy
kay 🦦
oh k was feeling extraaa silly today “Dave use his zombie strength to RAHH the wall down — RAHH 🧟♂️” made me laugh so hard
Kitten🐈⬛
When is K giving classes in Zombie language? That would be a great sfw by my side 😸
gaby
As long as Dave pays his rent, I'm content
Caitlin
"He hasn't eaten a human in....When's the last time you ate a human Dave?" "Greurguegrrr" "SEE?"
Rose
He probably did use a vocal effect that made him sound like that.
Kitten🐈⬛
I wanna know if he's doing the dave noises...or if Dave is really his zombie bro
Kitten🐈⬛
"I could have been all urerregh"
Caitlin
I would 100% watch a show about K, his girlfriend and his best buddy, zombie Dave. I’m cracking up over the casual conversation K is having with a zombie just grunting back.
Kitten🐈⬛
I'm so glad to see Dave is still around
Mims
This was cute and made me giggle. "We're working our way through Futurama right now." lol
Destiny
I want real life Dave to find out someday…..and I wish I could see his reaction 😂
Brynn
I propose game night with the bachelor house zombies audio!
Carrie
Relationship conversations you never thought you would have. "Fine Babe you keep your Zombie Best Friend but I am not cleaning up after him." 🤣😂☠️
Carrie
"Dave use to be more bitey and now he is less bitey" Poor Dave we missed you. 😂😂 Are there no ends to your talents K? Poet, writer, lover, boyfriend, husband, father, Dave the Zombie handler. 🤣🤣
Kay Jay - celestial aquamarine🌙🔮🌌
😂🤣😂🤣 “dish procedure” 🧼🍽🧟♂️🧟♂️ Rehabilitating all the zombie populations?!?! Bruhhhhh. Less bitey?! 🤣 I guess that is progress. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 why is this so hilarious?! “We won’t make a mess.” Famous last words my guy. Wait - now you’re winning me over since Dave kept the random zombie from eating you. 🤣🤔🙃🤯 Dave isn’t going away, is he? Is he, K? K?? K?!?!?! 😂😂😂😂😮💨😮💨😮💨 I swear we stepped away to speak alone but Dave is all up in the entire convo the whole time. 😂😂🤣 must have great zombie hearing. So much for our alone time tonight. 🥲😮💨 just get me some batteries while you’re out. 🔋😏😉
Aiza
Including Dave in TV Nights and Movie Nights, so cute. Your such a great friend K🫶🏼
ewa
love seeing "slice of life" tag next to "zombie" 😀
Rose
He’s an exception
Samiosa
Of course K breaks his no roommate rule for zombie Dave 😂
Destiny
Oh how I’ve missed Dave 🧡
Rose
If only real life Dave knew that you turned him into a zombie 😂
Jewels
AHHHH DAVE 🧟
unholy babygirl
Omg poor Dave 🥺
ReneeX
Dave, you will never not be iconic!
Aiza
I absolutely love the “silly” tag☺️
soph
Justice for Dave
Hanna Banana
The Dave multi-verse honestly kills me😂
JC
Oh my god I forgot about this 😭😭😭
O
Yes!! I have been waiting 2 years for this update!! I needed to know how Dave is doing more than l would like to admit.
Kiera Kennedy
I can’t Even with Dave 😂😂
Rose
Not Zombie dave 💀 Welp welcome to the fam Dave 🫶🏻
Kalilea
Aww poor Dave got turned into a zombie 🤣🤣🤣 I was wondering what happened to him and how he’s been lol well guess he’s a zombie now
Aiza
The description is cute and I’m so excited to listen to this. This little life makes me so happy🥹 HI DAVE!
brooke
lmao my dogs name is dave
Aiza
I MISSED DAVE
