shave or not to shave
🕑 Added 2024-11-01 23:31:33 +0000 UTCi wake up on the first of november, feeling the scruff on my face and realizing i haven't trimmed my beard in weeks. technically, it’s still early enough for a quick shave before no shave november truly begins. i figure the first day should come with a grace period, so i grab the electric razor and head to the bathroom. just as i’m about to start, i hear footsteps and see you rush in with that look in your eyes. i can already tell it’s going to be a long month, but your playful determination makes it impossible to argue. so, to shave or not to shave? i think we both know the answer.
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Aiza
I don’t like the other November traditions. It’s so long😭
Sassypants
I’m willing to sacrifice the beard if he doesn’t partake in any other November traditions.
justakuriouskitten
Ok but the door squeak SCARED TF OUTTA ME 😅😅
Caelum
I would have folded so fast
Angelqiqi
The ending 🤣🤣
Anny
I really miss those streams to hear K just talking - it's a mix of care, motivation, silliness, wisedom ah..i wonder, what movie is is the closest video version of these audios😬
unholy babygirl
You bet your ass I’d be climbing on the counter to snatch that razor from you 🙄 🪒 Should I even vaguely mention your audacity to allude to a pinky swear in any way, shape, or form? You can’t even make the pinky promise, you have no pinkies 😡
harmony
love to hear a man yearn
Kickis
It's SO good! 😍👌 It's very well documented within this comment section how I feel about power dynamics ... but when he gives us THIS? The 5% domy mommy in me is like "Tell me more ... 😏". 😂❤️
Husna D
Rightttt !!
Kickis
It's alarming how much I love hearing this man beg and plead. 😳🤭🫣
Ace
The ending piece of this was so cute oh my goodness 😭🩷
Avie.
Okay, only because you begged nicely 😒 NEVER AGAIN
Rose
I realized that after I fully listened to the audio lol. Jokes aside though, a nice clean shave would be nice. I can imagine how uncomfortable it is for all that hair on his face.
Kitten🐈⬛
I'm pretty sure I heard K's not shaving till the end of the year. I didn't hear anything aafter that.
Kitten🐈⬛
What do we get out of letting you trim a bit? Also what if I want to kiss Bigfoot? (New NSFW idea? jk)
Rose
The ending LMAOOOOO
amanda green
The ending …… lol
Rose
He WHAT now?! … if the beard must go… then the beard must go 😔😪
Aiza
I love how we quickly we run out of the bathroom when we tell you to keep the beard for December too lol. I love hearing your voice fade out, it really makes the audios. Thank you K❤️
trina raquel
how dare he lie 😞
trina raquel
we r definitely mourning
Kay Jay - celestial aquamarine🌙🔮🌌
Yeah, of course you won't shave for the rest of the month K. You already DESECRATED THE BEARD BRUH!!!!!. 😑😶😒🙄🤬😤😩 and the trust built between us about the beard. Realistically, I totally understand wanting a fresh trim, cleaning it up before letting it go wild....but the madness of your method and no communication or warning us.....just shameful. Did not pass the vibe check. Did not pass go, no $200 received. We will not forget this. 😂😑😐🤨🤐😒
Xee
So real 😂 I love it
Kay Jay - celestial aquamarine🌙🔮🌌
The more you talk and attempt to explain yourself the more I roll my eyes and shake my head. Shiesty. Just plain ol shiesty. 😂🤣🤔😬😮💨😤👀 It was starting to sound like that viral audio/meme - "wait! Let me tell you something let me tell you something!!!!" 😂🤣😂🤣
Kay Jay - celestial aquamarine🌙🔮🌌
I just KNOW this ain’t the same man who held the fate of said beard over our heads as a way to make us go to bed early - just this week…..right? Right? Right? 🤔🤔🤔😒😒🙄😮💨🤣🤣😂🥲🙄🙄🙄🪒🪒🪒 I request one free late night bedtime pass in exchange for this attempt at a sneaky unapproved trim. 😤🤪😘😉
Carrie
Sir K giving us a sweet Theo audio is not enough to distract us from the crimes you are about to commit against our beard. Those clippers still remain like daggers through my heart.
Aiza
That’s a good one 🤍🤣
🍊
*slides credit card across the table* more beard asmr and my life is yours
unholy babygirl
The mind-boggling audacity of this man 🤦🏼♀️
Kitten🐈⬛
I thought we threw the razors out and cut the cord on the electric one....how dare he have a backup that we didn't know about...😼
Kitten🐈⬛
Is this even a valid question? I'm still waiting for the full santa beard we were promised....
Destiny
I read that as “Shavespeare” 😂😂😂
•°•° [K]°•°•
Exactly he missed it by 1h30min too bad for him. I get to have a caveman for a month (hahahahahahaha😈)
Destiny
Grace period is over 🚫
•°•° [K]°•°•
Tsk tsk tsk. My beard stays, I command it . 😭😭 And while we are talking about loopholes it's the 2nd of November where I'm from so you are late. Put the razor down.🤓🔫
Aiza
Hahaha it’s morning
Aiza
K hun, quickly shave it before we see. Start the month off fresh
Aiza
To shave or not to shave, that is the question. Mr Shakespeare🪶
unholy babygirl
🧔🏾♂️➡️🧒🏾
Pame🌜
Wait, hold on. "MORN" as a new tag is actually something I need in a way I didn't know. I would love to see that tag more often actually. I didn't think about it for an audio, not for the beard but yeah....
Destiny
🪦 ⚰️😢
Aiza
That’s what I was thinking! Either he’s trying to write “Morning” or it’s “Mourn”🤣🤣
Caitlin
Justice for the beard!! How long will it get by the end of the month!?
unholy babygirl
Should be “mourn”, we’re mourning the beard 🪦🤣
Kalilea
I think a good trim before starting the month to give a good base is perfect. It levels out the beard for the rest of the month so it’s not over grown starting out. Plus since you won’t trim it the rest of the month better to shape the beard now so it’ll look good 👍🏻
unholy babygirl
Oh Quichaniel, don’t you dare 💀 I’m ready to throw hands! 🤬
Aiza
Of course we’re going to rush in, this is a serious matter. There’s more November activities that we need to discuss.
Kiera Kennedy
Please no
Aiza
Love the “Morn” tag🤣
Destiny
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Aiza
Hard decisions