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Chapter 34 : Shinobu?
🕑 Added 2021-02-27 08:43:20 +0000 UTCIn the living room, both Tohru and Kyle are sitting at the opposite side while looking at each other's face.
A few moments of silence, Tohru couldn't take it anymore and blushed as she felt embarrassed being stared at by him.
"D-don't stare at my face too much…"
"...But didn't you say to look at your face while I explain? Whose fault is this anyway." He was looking at the maid dragon who was blushing with a 'Girl,are you for real?' expression.
"W-well sorry! I didn't think you'd actually do it!"
"Alright, shesh... you're making, like it's my fault.. anyway let's get into the topic so you wanna know how I become a God?"
Tohru nodded, as was ready to hear his story, she was very curious of how he became one.
He scratched his left cheek, and continued. "It's very complicated... to the point it's amusing..Hey..do I really need to explain it? Because I don't really want to say it.."
"No! You should explain it! Now spill the beans!" Tohru became more curious of how he became God, judging by his complicated expression it must've been some sort of misunderstanding.
"Spill the beans? Where the heck did you learn those words?"
"Internet."
"I shouldn't have asked something pretty obvious so anyway fine I'll talk it's like this…" Kyle started to tell that he travelled to the past, but of course he hides the existence of the system and only told her that he has an ability to create a spatial hole which could travel to various dimensions.
Unexpectedly Tohru easily brought his lie, which made him rest assured, he felt bad lying to her but there is no way he would tell his system existence for it is his biggest secret, so he continued telling her the story of how he meet the Kocho sisters and he end up saving the eldest sister and so on.
But seriously, when he told her the Kocho sisters part, he definitely heard her say 'Tsk! More girls?!' to which he tried his best to ignore so the story continued where they misunderstood him as a God and ended up creating him a religion thus decades later, because of the countless faiths of that religion he ended up gaining a 'Divinity'.
In short he became God because of a misunderstanding, after finishing his explanation Tohru's expression was in daze, what she heard was something is made out from a fantasy novel a generic low tiered plot that 90% of the people would agree that it's boring.
"So, that's how it is now. Can I have my dinner please? Though I can't feel hungry now I just want to eat…" After he said that, he suddenly realized something and seriously thought. 'Do God's shit? I mean if they don't then I can save myself from shitting.'
It wasn't pointless at all! He was one of those people who thinks shitting is a waste of time, but has no choice because they needed to.
Only those perverts would disagree, as for why? They use shitting as an excuse for masturbating in the toilet!
(A/N : Don't lie , you guys do this often.)
"Oh, yeah sorry I'll get your dinner." After Tohru left him, suddenly someone opened the door. He could hear it from here, it was his aunt.
She walked toward the living room, seeing Kyle sitting down on the sofa, naturally he didn't forget to say. "Welcome home."
"Yeah, I'm back... hmm?" Kobayashi approached him closer and she stared at his face.
"Kai-chan...did you perhaps use eye contact or something?" She asked doubtfully.
"Huh? No why did you ask?"
"I don't know but it feels like your eyes are less scary and you become quite good looking?"
This surprised him, until now no one said anything about his appearance they didn't say anything at all, and because of it he thought that nothing changed however he was mistaken.
He immediately took out his phone, and stared at his own reflection and he was stunned, his change wasn't huge nor it was small if his aunt didn't tell him about this he wouldn't even notice!
It wasn't that hard to figure what caused this, he guessed that it was due to the fact that he became a God, he thought. 'Damn this is serious, I thought becoming a God is nothing more than not having mortal diseases but who would thought that it would affect my appearance, I wonder how many more changes that this 'Divinity' would bring me.'
After that he didn't explain it to his aunt, because she didn't continue to ask anyway. Tohru came back with enough food for 2 people. She must've noticed Kobayashi's arrival due to the magic barrier that she made.
Both of them ate, while watching TV it was just some ordinary news, they continued to watch as they ate until a certain news appeared from the TV.
"Today is the 111th year festival of the God Of Delivery-"
Kyle spits the water that he was about to drink as soon as he saw the news, he couldn't stop coughing. "Cough- Cough-Cough-Cough-!"
"Kai-chan? Are you okay?" Kobayashi asked with a worried tone, he immediately replied.
"I'm okay, don't worry about it...I'm just surprised by this news…" He hid his shock from his aunt, he didn't think that his supposed to be religion would appear in the news! Is it really a big deal?!
"Is it really surprising? More like this isn't new, every year the God Of Delivery Festival would be shown in news according to the history it said that the first religion head met the God Of Delivery this day." Kobayashi casually said these information, to her it was nothing important but to Kyle.
It was very shocking, he didn't think that his religion would have some influence...to think that it was famous to the point that it would be in the news every year!
This is crazy, like SERIOUSLY crazy.
"But, heh personally I don't believe in this God Of Delivery existed.." Kobayashi let out a laugh.
While Kyle was bitterly thinking. 'Aunt..the God Of Delivery is literally here near you…'
The news continued, and the news reporter interviewed someone familiar to Kyle seeing this interviewed person he couldn't contain his shock anymore.
The new report started to talk. "Today, we're going to interview the current head of the Delivery God religion now please answer this question…"
Why was he shocked? It's because the person who was getting interviewed is a girl that looks like Shinobu!
She's alive?!
( END- )
And no she isn't.
