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The Bizarre Life Of Tadano Chapter 41: Chika Fujiwara
🕑 Added 2023-02-01 10:48:07 +0000 UTC-Hito-
The birthday party continued, however after the dancing event, it quickly got boring because there's no point in the other event, at this point he'd really like to go home.
But sadly that won't happen, as his mother expressed her desire to sleep with her for the night and her brother Gan'an doesn't seem to be surprised or reluctant instead he looked like he was expecting it.
Although he won't be able to go home today, he'd at least experience what it's like to sleep in a huge mansion like this.
He left the banquet hall to look for a toilet to take a leak, but he got lost because this place is just too darn big. If he knew this would happen he would have asked a maid to guide him where the bathroom is.
With a sigh, he resumed searching for the bathroom and unexpectedly he bumps into someone as he was about to take a turn, thankfully though he didn't lose his balance and managed to catch the waist of the stranger and they were able to avoid falling into the floor, although he felt something really soft pressed in his chest.
He looked down and he saw a girl with pink hair in a ponytail hairstyle, blue eyes that were clear as the sky, a cute face that would be able to rival Nishimiya and most importantly she got a massive honker.
She looked at him, and as he looked at her both were staring at each other in silence, but it was broken as he awkwardly said. "Hi?"
The pink girl's face slowly started to turn into unnatural crimson red. "Uwawawawaaawh!?!"
As soon as she realized the position we were in, she immediately pushed him away from her spot and quickly covered her chest area, and stared at him red. "P-pervert!"
Hito blinked and replied. "How exactly am I a pervert?"
The girl's eyes widened, didn't expect him to reply, then she shook her head and explained. "Because you grabbed my waist and pulled me into your body so that you could feel my breast!"
Now that she mentioned it, from her perspective it does look like he's a pervert, but in reality, it wasn't his intention at all, so he explained his reason with a calm and collected expression. "Look, the reason I did it was that I was afraid that you'd fall into the ground after we bumped into each other. Sorry if we end up like that, it wasn't my intention at all."
The girl looked at him suspiciously. "Really?"
"Yeah, it's nothing more than an accident." Hito nodded.
She looked at him for a minute before saying. "If you're telling the truth, then I suppose I can let it slide."
Thankfully though this girl was reasonable, and not a spoiled bitch, he's quite lucky actually. He let out a smile and replied. "Thank you for understanding."
The girl nodded and then asked curiously. "What are you doing here anyway? I don't know if you live in this mansion. I know that much since I'm quite familiar with the people who lived here, so the only possible way you managed to get in is because of the birthday party today."
Oh? This girl know Kaguya? Does she actually have a friend? Don't get him wrong, based on what she revealed a while ago, her words not his. Kaguya doesn't seem the type who has a friend based on what he heard from her.
However, it seemed that it was just him assuming because right now it is undeniable proof that she's not friendless at all.
"You're right about that mostly, the thing is why I'm here is because I'm looking for the toilet. I got lost in the halls because it's too darn big." Hito admitted with a defeated sigh.
If he were to own a mansion, he'd buy something not too big and not too small either, preferably one that had 3-4 toilets on each floor.
There's no such thing as too many toilets, even if it did that's a lie because if the other toilets are occupied there's always another that's free!
Enough about the speech about the toilet, as he's waiting for her reply, hopefully, she won't laugh.
"You lost because you're looking for a toilet?"
He nodded, then she started laughing. "Ohhh…hahahaha! That's hilarious!"
He gave her an odd look, while she continued to laugh until tears started falling from her eyes.
Was it really that funny to her? It's just looking for a toilet damn it! There's nothing to be ashamed of!
It took her a minute to calm down, then she wiped the tears with a handkerchief that she took out from her cleavage.
…Wait what?!
"Ohhh…I haven't laughed like that for a while, thank you for the entertainment." She looked at him while suppressing a smile.
"You're welcome." He stared at her deadpan, honestly, he doesn't get this girl's humor, what if he tells her a joke right would she laugh?
As tempting as doing that, he probably shouldn't because, damn he almost couldn't hold his leak anymore!
He needs to ask her where the toilet is ASAP! She seemed to be familiar with this mansion.
"Mind guiding me where's the toilet? I'd be really grateful if you do." He asked almost pleadingly.
He did not want to piss in the hall.
"Oh, sure, follow me!" She replied with a smile.
He couldn't help but sigh in relief, and after that, he followed her.
It didn't take them long to arrive at the bathroom, she pointed at the door and said. "It's there."
He bowed at her and replied. "Thank you, I owe you one."
"Oh, really?" She asked surprised.
"Yeah..?" He was a bit confused by her surprised reaction.
"You're not familiar with how high society works don't you?" She asked with a frown.
How did she know that? Whatever, there's no point in lying about it, he nodded. "That's right."
"Ah, that makes sense, no wonder you were so casual about owing me a favor, be careful in the future though in our society, owing a favor to someone could be dangerous." She warned him.
"Is that so?" He was surprised by how serious she expressed it, then continued. "I'll keep that in mind."
He truly would, there's no point pretending to be a know-it-all, after all, he's just a beginner in the high society world, he had to take her advice to heart.
"Good." She nodded satisfied. "Now, you owe me two favors!"
The girl smiled cheekily at him.
This little…
He let out a smile, he can't get mad at her at all, they can continue this conversation later, for now, he shall take a leak.
Hito went inside the toilet and he can't describe how happy he was after seeing the full glory of it.
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He washed both of his hands with sanitizer, and used the towel nearby, then went out of the toilet room.
To his surprise, the girl that helped him was still outside waiting, he half expected her to leave since she probably had better things to do, but it seems that she doesn't.
"Oh, hey you're done? Good, I thought it'd take more time, but I guessed wrong." She said,
"Yeah, I honestly didn't expect you to wait." He admitted with a sheepish smile.
"To be fair, I'm not usually like this, you know? Waiting for a guy to come out from the toilet?" She said with a deadpan tone.
"Yeah, now that you mentioned that it does look suspicious."
"Suspicious? How? No wait, don't answer that I don't need to know, the reason I waited is for us to continue our conversation, you're an interesting guy and I'd like to know more about you." She said bluntly.
If it was him from middle school, he'd misunderstand her statement as her liking him, but he matured and certainly knows that it isn't a red flag.
"Right, so what do you want to know?"
"For starters, I'd like to know your name."
That's easy, he replied. "Hitohito Tadano."
"Tadano-kun? Hm, that rolls off the tongue, yes I'd call you that!" She said cheerfully.
He couldn't help but smile at that, then he asked. "What's yours?"
"Chika Fujiwara, remember that!" Fujiwara winked at him.
"I would, Fujiwara-san."
"Eh, forget the -san, part I like you enough not to call me formally," Fujiwara said.
Damn, this girl is blunt. He had a feeling that a lot of guys misunderstood her intentions because of how blunt she is.
Those poor souls.
"Alright Fujiwara, what do you want to talk about?" He was quite eager to start a conversation with her, it seemed that staying in the Shinomiya Estate won't be that boring.
"Then, I'll start..!" Fujiwara started asking about his favorite food, drinks, and other simple questions about himself.
Naturally, he asked a similar question to her about herself.
She answered them without hesitation, and from talking with her for a bit, he understood she was the type of girl that is a social butterfly.
This is a good thing for him, after all, he needed experience in communication, and he'll learn from her.
Not to mention, he enjoyed their conversation because she's a pleasant company.
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Chika Fujiwara getto! She isn't naive as the story believes her to be, she's actually good at reading people.
After all her family is a family of politicians, meaning the skill of reading a person is an essential skill, and also the reason why she's so darn good at communication.
The show might have revealed her as an airhead but she's far from being an idiot, she's actually smarter than most people.
