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The Bizarre Life Of Tadano Chapter 42: A Girly Situation
🕑 Added 2023-02-01 10:49:11 +0000 UTC-Chika-
"What?! You're Kaguya's cousin?!" Chika couldn't believe what she just heard from her new 'friend' she expected him to be part of an influential family since a normal person with a normal background couldn't get an invitation here to Gan'an-sama's birthday party.
However, she never expected him to be a direct relative of the Shinomiya, his mother is Gan'an-sama's sister for god sake!
She once again befriends a person who has an influential background, she doesn't know if she's lucky or not, honestly even without that background of his, she'd be willing to be friends with him because he intrigued her.
To begin with, she doesn't have a lot of male friends…or does she? She can't remember, most boys she knew were just acquaintances at best, maybe this is her chance of gaining a true male friend.
One that doesn't have ulterior motives against her family or her, she's proud of her ability to read people well, and from what she knew about him that he's plain average, however not in a bad way.
She could tell that he doesn't like-like her, like most boys of her age do, not to mention they constantly look at her chest like it has some sort of gravitational pull in her cleavage.
But this guy didn't look at her chest area but into her eyes all the time while they were communicating. Honestly, it's relieving and refreshing for a guy who doesn't stare at her breast.
She knew that she had a bigger chest than most, and was quite proud of it, however, it doesn't mean she likes people staring at it, like most boys.
The way he looked at her is nice because he didn't see her as inferior, with his background. It wouldn't be strange for him to look down on someone with a lesser status. Kaguya was like that back when they first met but somehow she managed to lessen that, even so, there's still a bit of distance between the two of them.
Kaguya still sees herself as her superior, while she's inferior though not as much as before, it's still there.
However, he on the other hand was looking at her equally.
Maybe if it's him, then it's fine for her to be friends with him, even though he's a guy. Her father wouldn't be against this, she was sure of it, after all, they are a family of politicians, and her father measures her friends through their backgrounds and not their personalities.
That is a fact, and despite wanting to be friends with everyone, she knows that's impossible.
"That's right, I didn't know about it until my mother mentioned it the other day. It surprised me too." Tadano-kun let out a chuckle.
"Oh.. that's really surprising…so your mother is..?"
"Yeah, Gan'an Shinomiya's sister? Yep, never in my life did I expect that." Tadano-kun let out a weary sigh.
Chika was about to reply when, suddenly, her conversation partner said, "Oh, we're here already, anyway thank you for helping me, then I'll see you later.
He bowed at her and left without waiting for her to reply, his action made her pout. "Muuu~! I can't believe he left without waiting for me to reply! That was rude."
She complained, then let out a sigh and smiled. "Well, I suppose this won't be the last time we're seeing each other after he did say 'see you later'."
For now, her curiosity was satisfied, next time they'll talk she'd give him a piece of mind, that a man should wait for the lady to reply before leaving.
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-Hito-
"Is she really the same age as me? She has a massive breast." He can hardly believe such a thing exists, honestly, he applauds himself for not looking.
It was one of the hardest situations in life that he had to deal with, he swore to god that her tits got their own gravitational pull.
If he wasn't careful he would have been pulled, and thankfully he managed to learn the technique of looking at the eye.
To look at the person you're talking to in the eyes, and not wander around is such a convenient skill, not only would they think that you're their equal but also the ladies wouldn't think of you as a pervert.
Such a convenient skill that any man should learn.
"Onii-chan! We've been looking for you everywhere!"
"That's a lie, if you did look for me 'everywhere' as you said, you would have found me already."
"...What has gotten into you?" Hitomi said in surprise.
"Nothing, I just feel like saying those words." He admitted with a weary smile.
"Whatever, come here." Without asking for his consent, she immediately dragged him somewhere.
He just let her drag him, he was too tired to argue anyway.
—
It was late at night and everyone who attended the party previously went back to their respective homes.
Not that he'd say this out loud but, most of them were a pain in the ass really, since after he rejoined the party, those who know his background started talking to him suddenly.
At first, it wasn't that bad talking to them, it was even pleasant in fact, however, when they suddenly brought up his family and their business, he immediately became sour.
He should have expected this, they weren't here to talk with him, but to talk about business and gaining a favor from his family, his mother specifically.
What a bunch of opportunists, he immediately disliked them, the greed in their eyes is showing unconcealed.
They were the type of people that wanted you as a friend because of the benefits they get from you and nothing else.
Unfortunately, this is the truth of high society, politics, and connection is above everything else, friendship and love are little to nonexistent.
A backward society where arranged marriage is still a thing.
If this was the thing that Kaguya deals with every day then, she got his respect because it's so simple to ignore them, but it would also damage his reputation.
No, not his but his mother's and there's no way he would allow that to happen.
Every action he takes, whether it's bad or good, reflects on his family.
That's why he had to be real clever to end a conversation.
From his experience today in the high society world, he could confidently say he disliked it.
He hoped he won't have to deal with this ever again.
Little did he know there's a lot worse society than this, and it's the magi society but he didn't know that.
Yet.
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One of the estate maids guided him toward his assigned room for the night. After he saw the room he was staying in, he was speechless.
It was freaking huge!
Heck, it's almost as big as their house!
This place is too much for a single person to stay in!
The maid who guided him saw his reaction and quickly assumed that he was displeased.
"Sir, forgive me if you're displeased by how small this room is, if there's anything that I could compensate for then…" Without a warning, the maid suddenly started undressing.
"Woah, woah! What are you doing?!" He shouted at the maid in shock.
"To compensate for displeasing you, sir?" The maid looked at him confused.
"No, no! There's no need to do that okay? I wasn't displeased by this arrangement, in fact, I was surprised by how big this room is!" He quickly said to stop the misunderstanding.
"Oh..I see.." The maid let out a relieved sigh.
"Anyway, thank you for guiding me." He bowed at her.
"Y-you're welcome..?" The maid looked surprised and confused, probably not expecting him to thank her.
God, if this was the maid's reaction to being thanked then the people who lived here don't thank them?
That's quite rude, but then again the maids were paid by them, but it doesn't change the fact that they're rude.
After the maid left, he went directly to the king-size bed and as he landed, he felt the softness of the bed.
It felt like he was laying in a cloud, he could get used to this…
Without realizing it he fell asleep, however this time he didn't enter inside his dreamscape, as yesterday he figured out a way to disable the dreamscape.
Which he was thankful for honestly because if such a feature didn't exist he would have forgotten what it's like to sleep normally.
—
Huh..?
Hito was confused, why did he feel like waking up for the first time again? It was something he frequently experienced in the dreamscape.
However, he made sure to disable it!
So why did he come back here agai- wait…
He opened his eyes and saw that he wasn't in his dreamscape but in an unfamiliar place.
He quickly stood up and wandered around the place and realized that he was inside someone's room.
A room that he didn't recognize at all!
Beneath him were a futon, a phone, and his B-cup breast..?
Wait what?! A breast?!
He doesn't have a breast, to begin with, he's a man!
Hito quickly approached the mirror in front of him and saw himself…as a girl?!
"Who is this?!"
Suddenly the sliding door beside him opened revealing a girl that he doesn't recognize and said. "Nee-chan! Breakfast is ready!"
And after announcing that, she closed the sliding door once again.
"W-what the hell is happening?"
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Yosh, the Kimi No Na Wa arc is here! Like the previous version of this fanfic, I decided to add this.
I was really torn on which to add first, Kenichi The History Strongest Disciple or Kimi No Na Wa.
However, I decided it's going to be Kimi No Na Wa.
