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The Bizarre Life Of Tadano Chapter 46: A Unique Experience
🕑 Added 2023-02-05 12:05:37 +0000 UTC-Mitsuha-
Mitsuha was more than satisfied with the breakfast, she never had been this full in her entire life, and she can't just help it!
The exotic dishes are delicious, not to mention the desserts, they were to die for!
She once had a dream of eating different types of dessert after she graduated from high school and became a university student in Tokyo.
But she never thought that she'd achieve it, in the most unexpected way, but even so, she managed to achieve them regardless, despite not being in her body.
Mitsuha wonders when this dream is going to end, that's right she thought of this as a very realistic dream, any sensible person wouldn't just believe that they swapped into a different body, but she's not like that.
"Still, if I wasn't aware that this is a vivid dream, I wouldn't be able to see the difference between reality and not." She muttered.
While she was in her musing, all of a sudden she suddenly felt like she needed to take a leak, she thought previously of what she drank a while ago.
It was those fancy-looking juices, it was their fault her curiosity wouldn't be satisfied if she didn't try all of its kind!
So she needed to find a bathroom right away, however, she suddenly felt something hard beneath her pants. She looked confused about what it was, so curiously she touched it and gave it a good grip.
One…two…there…her face lit up like Christmas lights as she realized she was holding a penis! A real one!
She couldn't help but let out a high-pitched squeal, thankfully it was just her in the dining room since everyone else went to do their own devices or that's what she thought.
Mitsuha didn't realize that Lumine was leaning in a hidden corner of the room with a deep frown on her face while looking at her squealing from Hito's body.
"W-what?! I-i would never!" Her face was still flustered, but at least she wasn't squealing anymore.
For all of her 17 years of life in existence, she never saw or touched a penis in her life, she saw pictures of penises but she hasn't seen them in real life, much less touched them!
Until now that's it, not only she skipped on the other process she went directly to grip it like…like a pervert!
She was aware that it's an accident, but it doesn't change the fact that she touched it!
Her mother in heaven would be greatly disappointed if she saw her daughter like this!
Mom, I'm sorry!
Mitsuha would remember this for the rest of her life.
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Finding the bathroom was easy since she asked the mansion's maid to guide her where the bathroom is, however, that's the easy part.
The hardest part is that she had to take a leak! With a penis!
As much as she wanted to cover her eyes while leaking, she couldn't because it would be a massive inconvenience, not to mention she'd probably make a mess in the bathroom.
Which she didn't want to do, but she takes hygiene seriously. Mitsuha did not want the expensive-looking bathroom to smell like pee!
Just because she doesn't want to look at a p-penis!
So she did the deed with a bright red face, it was such a unique experience to her, for a woman to experience being a man is just bizarre to her.
After that long and hard incident, she wishes that she won't experience that kind of thing again, it was so emotionally draining to a maiden like her!
To see a penis with her own two eyes is just…. embarrassing, she never thought that she'd see a penis like this!
Life is truly unpredictable.
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So her temporary life in the mansion continued, honestly aside from being forced to see a male penis, living her life as this person is such a fun experience.
After all, she gets to live in a huge mansion with plenty of things begging for her to discover.
The garden was wonderful. It's one of the places that she likes about this mansion, it was so beautiful looking at different types of flowers, some of them were something she didn't know existed.
There's also a secret room, while it's not actually a secret room since everyone seems to know about its existence but still counts since you need to pull a certain book to open the secret door.
Like in the western movies that she saw a while ago, a secret room hidden behind the bookshelves!
Inside the room wasn't anything particularly special though, it's just a gaming room for someone, computers weren't her expense so, she doesn't really care much about it.
She left a few minutes later after looking at the secret room, but she has to admit that the things inside the gaming room look really futuristic.
Mitsuha thought that the PC set inside the room must've been expensive and rare and that's why she doesn't know what type of PC it is.
While it's true that it's indeed expensive, it was far from the truth as that type of PC doesn't exist in her timeline.
After that she went to the other rooms that fancy her, it was such a fun experience, there's even a jewelry room, although she wasn't allowed to touch the said jewelry since they are contained in bulletproof glass cases.
There's just no way she'd be able to take it by force, not that she planned to anyway. She was plenty satisfied with looking at the jewelry, though it was shocking to her to see the prices of this jewelry; a few of them even cost over a hundred million!
Who buys things like this?!
Of course, rich people, that moment she realized she would never understand the rich.
Mitsuha asked one of the staff guarding this place why this jewelry has a price tag on them.
They replied. "It's for the guest to see how expensive these pieces of jewelry are."
Oh, in other words, they are flexing their wealth!
Understandable, however at the same time, she couldn't really understand, as expected she can't understand rich people.
Oh well, it doesn't matter anyway because this dream is going to end pretty soon.
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At the end of the day, she didn't manage to see all of the rooms, because this mansion is too big, and the fact that there's a few private rooms that she couldn't get in.
She's a bit disappointed but, overall she's perfectly fine with what she witnessed for today, too bad though she wouldn't be able to experience this again since there's no guarantee that she would dream the same thing again.
Not to mention how realistic this dream was, anyway it was dinner time and she was excited about what the meal for tonight is going to be because lunch didn't disappoint her, it was such an amazing lunch.
Dinner started and as she predicted, dinner was also amazing, there's a lot of meat-based dishes that looked fancy, she thought. 'The chef must've gone all out with the preparation!'
She grabbed the closest dish that she could reach and it was a medium-rare steak with toppings that she had no idea of, there's also a mystery sauce.
Mitsuha tried it and she couldn't help herself but moan in delight, the meaty flavor of the pork meat mixed together perfectly with the mystery sauce at the top of the steak.
It was such a blessing to experience something like this, even if it's just a dream.
After eating the medium-rare steak, she tried the lobster. This is the first time she's going to try and eat a lobster, after all her family couldn't afford it, maybe his father could but her grandmother certainly couldn't.
Right here and now, she's going to find out how it tastes and if it is truly worth the price.
Good thing that all of the lobster skin was cleaned before it was served, now all she had to do was put its meat in her mouth and find out if the taste was worth the price.
And the flavor of the meat inside of her mouth exploded, it was good, really good no wonder a lot of people eat lobster, even with its ridiculous price.
Though it depends on the kind and size, Mitsuha was sure that this lobster is a king-sized one.
No doubt about that one.
Mitsuha enjoyed the dinner as she did with breakfast and lunch, to experience the life of the rich is such an experience.
Too bad, this isn't her life but from another.
She wished that she could experience this again.
After dinner, Mitsuha went straight to Hito's assigned room so that she could sleep, however, she didn't realize that Lumine was looking at her with a steely expression.
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-Lumine-
"That person isn't Hito." Lumine was certain of it, she had been watching Mitsuha since this morning after she realized something was different about Hito.
It was just a suspicion at first, but eventually, she became sure that the person she was looking at isn't Hito.
Then she clenched her fist and thought. 'Whoever that person is, if I found out they harmed him…'
Her eyes glowed. 'They will pay!'
—
Mitsuha was unaware that Lumine marked her as a potential threat.
Here she was lying in the king-sized bed, cozily without care for the world. After a few seconds, she immediately fell asleep as the bed was that comfortable.
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Mitsuha is blissfully unaware of the danger looking behind her back, that is Lumine, she shall hunt her like prey.
Anyway, Lumine is now 100% sure that it isn't Hito who is currently occupied with his own body because unlike his family Lumine is very much aware of the supernatural side of the universe, she had a lot of experience with them after all.
Let me know if you want more of Mitsuha's side because I'll hear your request depending on how many wanted to see her PoV.
