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The Bizarre Life Of Tadano Chapter 47: Post-nut Clarity
🕑 Added 2023-02-06 17:10:13 +0000 UTC-Hito-
He slowly opened his eyes and saw a familiar ceiling above him, and it made him sigh in relief, so it seems that his prediction was right, he's back after sleeping.
Hito stood up from the bed, approached the mirror inside the room, and saw that he was wearing different clothes.
He closed his eyes for a moment, before opening them again, mumbling. "So, I was right…she and I swapped bodies, I wonder if she's aware of that, now let's see if the reactions of my family are any different l, but first let me see the date."
He checked and looked for his smartphone, thankfully it was in his pocket, meaning he won't bother searching around for it, quickly took a quick look at the date on his smartphone and saw that it was 4:50 am, Monday.
Time doesn't move differently, meaning a day he spent in Mitsuha's body is a day spent here.
He wasn't sure if he's relieved or not, after that he went outside his room and saw a maid. He was surprised for a bit, but quickly got over it and asked her. "What are you doing here?"
"Ah, I've been tasked to wake you up early, sir." The maid answered politely and professionally.
"By whom?"
"Your mother, sir."
"Oh, but why this early?" Hito muttered to himself, but the maid heard it and helpfully informed him.
"Madam explained that you needed to wake up early so that you and your sister won't be late for school."
Ah, right she does have a point, it takes about an hour using a car to reach their house from here.
"Alright, then please guide me to where my mom is." He said.
"As you wish, sir." The maid bowed a little and then started walking, thus he followed.
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After meeting his mother, he noticed that she didn't act differently toward him, which made him feel relieved, meaning whatever Mitsuha did yesterday wasn't any bad.
Then his father arrived, next to his sister who was still yawning, can't blame her it's too early.
After that, Lumine arrived unlike the rest of his family, who didn't act differently toward him. Lumine, however, looked at him suspiciously, if he was less observant than he is now, he wouldn't have noticed that she was giving him a suspicious look.
He needed to deal with this now, he approached her and greeted her with a smile. "Good morning, Lumine, what's up? Is there something in my face?"
Lumine looked at him with surprise, then confusion, and after that realization and relief. "N-nothing, Hito…"
Yep, it's confirmed that she's suspicious about his actions yesterday, well technically it wasn't his but Mitsuha's.
"Let's talk about this later, okay?" He said to her softly.
"O-okay?" Lumine was a bit confused, but regardless she nodded.
"Alright, fam let's go back home!" His father announced.
Hito couldn't help but groan, it's going to suck, honestly since he won't be moving for an entire hour once more, couldn't his father buy a better car or something?
When he mentioned a better car, meant a car that could actually fit the five of them, it doesn't matter what brand is it, as long as he could move without restriction and not this!
Either way, it's quite pointless to complain but he still did it anyway, then he entered the car with his family and Lumine.
He thought their position would be the same as they arrived here in the Shinomiya's Estate, however, Lumine did the unexpected, and she sat directly into his lap.
Making his mother, father, sister, and especially him stunned by her action, no one said anything for a considerable amount of time.
Until Lumine spoke with a flustered tone. "D-do you dislike it?'
Her eyes were looking directly at his, and without hesitation, he reopened. "No, I don't dislike this at all."
Making Lumine smile and say. "Then, I shall sit here."
Hito suddenly sucked a lot of air hearing that comment, omg he could literally feel her ass, they were so soft like the softest marshmallow available in mankind!
His face started to turn red, how could he not? When his crush literally sat in his lap!
Then around him, his family was looking at them without varying degrees of amusement on their faces, his sister especially had that permanent smug look on her face.
He looked at her and she gave him a thumbs up, making him scream internally. 'What is that supposed to mean?!'
Then after that, the trip back to their home started, no one talked for an entire hour of the trip, because they didn't want to disturb him and Lumine.
They were being considerate of them, however, their consideration is killing him!
Unlike before, the car wasn't tight, but in exchange, there was a different kind of 'tight' that was happening currently inside his pants.
'Oh, god lord, have mercy.' He was pathetic, he couldn't stop his I AM THE BONE OF MY SWORD, from hardening.
Somehow, this situation was even harder than a tight space in the car, after all unlike the previous situation where his muscles were put into the like, however, this one put his dignity on the line!
Halfway through their home, he failed because of the rocky roads. Lumine's marshmallow-like ass kept vibrating on his lap, and his dong stood up proudly in his pants.
Hito noticed that Lumine's cheeks reddened, he wasn't an idiot not to realize that reason, he suddenly felt like digging a hole and burying himself there.
He knew this was a biological reaction, but it was so damn humiliating!
'Kill me now! Kill me!' He thought in shame and embarrassment.
Hito suddenly felt like Lumine's ass was burying deeper into his lap, however, there's no way that was happening, it must've been his imagination, surely there's no way Lumine would do that.
Right?
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As soon as they arrived at their house, Hito immediately went inside the toilet to 'relieve' himself, because if he didn't he would have a permanent boner.
After he got out of the toilet, he came out enlightened, like horniness is beneath for someone like him.
Right now, Hito is in the legendary state of post-nut clarity, his presence leaking a massive amount of wisdom.
Hitomi couldn't help but look at him with an odd expression, she definitely knew what he did, but he didn't care.
Lumine, however, blushed a bit. She definitely knows what he did in the toilet, isn't an idiot, she had a twin so naturally, she knows what a guy 'time' is.
Despite that, she didn't say anything and averted his gaze, because she knew it was her fault, she's a bit guilty of doing the 'thing' but, a larger part of her was pleased knowing what effect she did on him, meaning he found her attractive and that made her happy.
If Hito could hear her thoughts right now, he would look at her with disbelief, even if he doesn't feel any affection for her, which is impossible by the way, anyway he meant hypnotically, even if he doesn't see her in a romantic light, he would still be attracted to her just by her appearance alone.
Hito was sure that even gays would be attracted to Lumine.
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After his post-nut clarity, he was currently in front of the Itan Private High School with a dazed look on her face, he suddenly started thinking about his life choices.
'God, why did I do that?!' Hito gripped his hair tightly and crouched himself on the ground, his face was burning red, now that post-nut clarity is gone he only felt embarrassed by his actions this morning!
His act gathered some attention from the students around him, but he couldn't care less at the moment, because all he had in his mind was his crush, who knew he was beating his meat in the toilet, not to mention that he did it after she finished sitting in his lap!
It was too damn obvious, after a full minute of regret and embarrassment, he let out a huge sigh and thought. 'Maybe I should apologize to her later…'
All of a sudden, he noticed that someone tapped his shoulder, shifting his attention toward the suspect. He saw that it was Kawasaki.
"Why are you sitting on the ground? You're making a scene, you know?" Kawasaki went straight to the point.
Hito let out a chuckle and replied, "Honestly, I couldn't care less what they think, right now I'm thinking about my life choices and regrets."
Kawasaki looked at him confused. "What are you talking about?"
He let out a sigh and stood up, and said."Nothing, anyway good morning to you Saki."
Saki blushed after he called her name, she still isn't used to him calling her by her first name. "G-good morning…"
He raised his brows at her reaction and then shrugged. "Anyway, let's go, it's better to be early than late."
Hito grabbed her arm and dragged her along with him to their classroom.
"W-wait! I can walk by myself!" Kawasaki protested with a flustered expression, however despite her protest she made no action to stop him from dragging her, meaning she was totally fine with her touching her.
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I think I should start changing Hito's relationship status, a question for all of you: who should he date first?
Personally to me, it's either Komi or Nishimiya.
As I did say before that, Lumine isn't going to be the first one, while she may be attracted to him, it's not enough for her to be in a relationship with him, she still has issues that haven't been solved yet.
So she can't fully commit herself to a healthy relationship with him, but she's okay with having sex.
wanted to release some 'stress' based on how she acted in this chapter.
However, she would only have sex for pleasure and relief, nothing more.
And she won't be doing it with just anyone either. It's Hito or nobody at all since she isn't close with any guys aside from him.
Lumine can't see herself sleeping with a stranger, if she were to choose it would be him.
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I recently became a Chainsaw man fan, there's a high chance that I'm going to add that series in the future.
Comments
John Paul
Maybe, but then again they are thousands of years old.
tedvoy
Nahh lumine is definitely not the type to have casual sex, him and aether are super pure type
