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I Can See Parameters In A Rom-Com World! Chapter 22
🕑 Added 2021-08-03 14:40:40 +0000 UTCBecause they got kicked out of the steak house, Kaoru decided to bring him to a food stall instead, both of them ordered ramen, then Junichi spoke.
“Kaoru, are you sure you're okay with this? We can look for a better place, you know?”
“It’s fine! At least you can see the process of how the food is cooked.”
“Now that you mentioned it...I guess this is fine too.”
Moments later the stall owner finished making the ramen they ordered.
“Here you go, young miss!”
“Thanks, Jii-san,” Kaoru replied at the stall owner with a smile.
“Here’s one for you brat!”
“Than- wait Old man, what’s with the discrimination?”
“Bah! Women should be treated with gentleness, unlike you boys!”
“Hey, hey that is just wrong Old man, you were once a brat!”
“So?”
“You damn feminist.”
“What did you say?”
“I’m pretty sure you heard it.”
“Damn brat!”
“Damn old goat I'm an advocate of gender equality, and I won't accept this shit!”
Kaoru couldn’t help but sigh seeing their antics, so Junichi and the stall owner were debating over rights.
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After both of them finished eating the ramen, Junichi and the stall owner stopped their debate, then Junichi said.
“Old goat, your ramen is great.”
“Glad to hear that brat!”
Both of them became close, seeing that Kaoru, who is a girl, failed to understand what was going on. Just a while ago they were fighting, but now they became close, she couldn’t understand their logic at all!.
“Eh, I thought you guys hated each other?” She said,
“What? There is no way we did!”
“That’s right young miss, we never hated each other in the first place!”
Kaoru's face twitched after hearing their words.
“Sigh, whatever it's good that you aren’t fighting...anyway thanks for the ramen Jii-san, now let’s go Junichi!”
Before Junichi could do anything, Kaoru already dragged him out of the stall.
“Please come again next time! Also brat you're lucky to have a beautiful girl by your side, you better not hurt her!”
Hearing that, Kaoru paused and she wanted to hear his reply, knowing how to please a woman. Junichi said.
“It’s like you’re her grandfather or something! But yes I am lucky to have her (As a friend) so forget about hurting her because that won’t happen!”
Kaoru's face became red as a tomato, her heart was beating so fast like she was running at a track field at full speed, she was extremely happy hearing those words, knowing that she had a significant space in her heart.
Satisfied with Junichi’s answer, she continued dragging her outside the stall, a moment later they were back at the streets, and Kaoru stopped dragging him and said.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be forceful!”
“Nah, it’s fine since I got to hold your hands.” Junichi grinned.
Kaoru finally realized that they were holding hands until now, she panicked and instantly stopped holding Junichi’s hand.
“Mh? You’re gonna stop holding my hand? Personally, I don’t mind holding hands with you.”
“Wha-?!” Kaoru's face instantly became red, and she averted her eyes from his face because, if she continued looking at him, she might make an unusual expression that she didn’t want him to see.
Seeing her reaction, Junichi thought. ‘Just holding hands makes her this embarrassed, just what would happen If I asked her to have sex instead?’
While thinking suddenly, an options screen appeared right in front of him.
[ A: Kaoru, let’s go to a love hotel right now, I can’t hold back anymore let me fuck you already!]
[ B: About our next destination, where do you want to go?]
[ C: You know what you're boring, let’s end this date right now.]
After seeing the options, he thought. ‘These options are becoming worse day by day, whatever there is no way I will pick A and B.’
“Anyway, Kaoru about our next destination, where do you want to go?”
“Fweh? Y-you, want me to choose?”
“Yeah, say the location then we’ll go there.”
Kaoru was calming herself, before saying. “Then let’s go to..”
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Junichi PoV-
Why? Why am I here? A different kind of scream was resounding inside my eardrums, why? Why do you have to go through this torture?
Let’s go back to several minutes ago.
“Then let’s go to an amusement park!”
“Amusement park? Can I ask why?”
“W-well they said it’s a good spot for a date so…”
Ah...that makes sense, of course, she would say that naturally, in most rom-coms, anime, or manga, an amusement park date is pretty much a common cliche. I don’t know if it’s their culture to have a date in an amusement park or something, but personally, I think it’s because the author of the story lack reference when it comes to dating, they just probably took the amusement park as a reference for a date, since most authors is a typical virgin otaku that doesn’t have experience dating another person in the opposite sex.
Aside from that, I replied.
“Alright then, let's go to an amusement park then.”
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It only took a few minutes for us to arrive at the amusement park since it was closer than I expected, then both of us were looking at the attractions. With all honesty, this was the biggest amusement park that I have been to since in my past life the amusement park I’ve been to was quite small compared to this...no to a matter of fact it couldn’t be compared to this!
After observing the attractions, I said.
“So which one should we try first?”
Note Doggy Style, jk anyway the amusement park that he meant is called ‘Perya’ it’s nothing compared to the real thing,
“Let’s try that one!” She pointed at the roller coaster above them.
I looked at it and thought. ‘It seems fun.’
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It wasn’t fun at all, I regretted trying this attraction, it wasn’t that I’m afraid of roller coasters, the reason why it bothered me to this extent is because of the people screaming, it’s getting inside my nerves!
I know that this is a normal reaction, but shit this is not my thing at all so loud, it’s like my eardrums are about to burst out of my system!
After a few minutes, the roller coaster finally stopped and my head was aching. I swear to god I don’t want to try riding this attraction again, however my partner's reaction was different.
“Woah, that was more fun than I expected! Let’s try riding it again!”
Without thinking, without hesitation, just by instinct I said.
“No thanks, If you want to ride it again please do it yourself. I don’t want to experience being ear r*ped again.”
“Ear what?”
“I said it was too loud, so no.”
“Ah, alright..”
She was pretty much disappointed, but sorry I won’t ride that shit again, I’m not a masochist I do not enjoy mental torture.
Because she didn’t succeed in inviting him to ride the same attraction again, they tried another one, thus their date continued.
(End-)
