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What? A Group Chat? Chapter 3: Introductions
🕑 Added 2022-01-28 14:58:33 +0000 UTCThe interaction between my members is finally starting to calm down, except for EMIYA who is literally being a jackass to everyone except me, since I know not to push his buttons.
EMIYA didn't have a good impression of Echidna because of her dream to save everyone, it reminds him of the past, if possible he didn't want another Shirou around so he mocked Echidna for her dreams, which got Echidna a little annoyed.
She didn't like it when someone mocks her dream, she knows that it's not realistic but, what's wrong with trying? So both Echidna and EMIYA debated for a while and a few minutes later, they reached a common ground, as EMIYA realized that Echidna was different from the old him, so they had a truce.
But EMIYA and Lucifer were still at each other's truth because EMIYA is a jackass and Lucifer for her pride, no one tried to stop them debating each other, not until now.
I feel like if I don't stop them at once, they would debate till morning because both of them are prideful and they wouldn't stop until one of them admits defeat.
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(Chat)
Blake "Alright guys stop, we won't be able to start if you 2 keep going at it."
Lucifer "I am being civil! Unlike this rotten piece of shit!"
EMIYA "Look who's talking, stupid wannabe."
Lucifer "You!"
EMIYA "Me? What about me?"
Lucifer "Once I get my hands on you…I'll make sure to make you scream!"
Okay…I feel like that context is wrong..it sounds kinky...
EMIYA "Oh, that's kinky."
Yep knew he would use this opportunity.
I can tell that Lucifer is already angered to the point that she probably destroyed her desk already.
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(Helltaker)
Lucifer glared at the screen in front of her with hate, and around is a broken desk along with hundreds of documents scattered around the ground, but she didn't care about that right now all of her attention was on this bastard on the screen, he was so hateful!
"I swear by my name, if I get my hands on this asshole I'll make him regret being born!"
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(Chat)
Blake "Okay, please don't start another fight, or I'll have no choice but to use my privilege."
I didn't want to be abusive of my privilege of being an admin, so I didn't do anything to stop them at first because I thought it would be done soon, but I was wrong I underestimated how haughty these two people are.
EMIYA "Oh? Really? Try me!"
Emiya you're a certified jackass in my book, without hesitation I muted him.
[ The Administrator have muted EMIYA - Reason: for testing and being a jackass ]
Blake "Now, will you introduce yourself properly this time guys?"
The chat was silent for a moment before Jaune replied.
Jaune Arc "Oh…you're the admin?"
Blake "Yes, so please introduce yourself properly."
Jaune Arc "Alright, my name is Jaune Arc Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, ladies love it."
Ugh, I remember this signature lame, cringy pick-up line of his, he would always say this when he introduce himself to a girl, not that I blame him for it, I blame his father for giving him shitty advice plus it doesn't help the fact that he's socially awkward, then his introduction continued.
Jaune Arc "I'm also a natural blonde. I have seven sisters and I'm currently a huntsman-in-training at Beacon Academy. That's all for my introduction."
I rolled my eyes after seeing the rest of his introduction, no one asked if he's a natural blonde or not, but anyway it was probably good enough.
Lucifer "Do ladies really love it?"
Jaune Arc "According to my father yes."
Lucifer "Then a word of advice, don't follow his example."
Damn straight! It would surely blow some of Jaune's confidence!
Lucifer "Anyway before I start introducing myself, I thank you Blake for shutting that massive jackass."
It was his fault so I did what I had to do.
Blake "You're welcome."
Lucifer "Then it's my turn to introduce myself then, I am Lucifer or you may also call me Satan, I am currently the queen of hell, but lately hell has been modernized like that of the human world. I'm what humans call CEO, so about myself I don't really like giving away my secrets but remember I am a FEMALE, not a male like a jackass though I am, that is all I have to say about myself."
Jaune Arc "I saw this before but..hell? If what you're saying is true then hell is real? I've always thought it was just a myth."
Lucifer "Oh dear, it is very much true. Heaven, Earth, and Hell those 3 realms must exist or the balance of the universe would be broken, if either one of the 3 is missing then the universe would cease to exist."
Jaune Arc "T-that's very informative, I'll remember that."
Indeed, it's informative even for me, so she's saying that hell must exist for every universe for it to survive? Then, that applies in my universe too?
Thinking that I shivered, all of those crazy things that I did went flash inside my mind, those that I consider as sin were also added, then I decided seriously.
"Let's start going to church this Sunday, note to self."
Then the chat continued.
Lucifer "Be sure to do that, if you ever get in hell I'll treat you with privilege so you'll be exempted from torture."
Damn, I want that too.
Jaune Arc "T-thank you?"
He must've been very confused yet grateful for her offer, but too bad that won't happen since both of them aren't from the same universe, but both of them didn't know that since I didn't explain anything about us being from a different universe.
Echidna "That's an interesting topic you had, but it's time for me to introduce myself. Echidna also known as the Witch Of Greed, from birth I have very high intelligence, and because of that I've become a bit of a sociopath, because I know too much, following Jaune Arc example I have white hair, I do not have any siblings and I'm currently on a journey to find a way to save everyone, as in my world I know it's an impossible dream but It won't hurt to try? I am greedy after all."
Echidna had an admirable dream, and I respect that but knowing she failed to achieve it, I feel a bit sad for her.
Also, I noticed that she's an alive version of Echidna this was before she was killed by the Witch Of Envy, that's why she still has some humanity left from her, then her from the castle of dreams, that version of Echidna was a complete sociopath, who doesn't understand others feelings, it's goal is to get what it wanted, doesn't matter what method it's going to use as long as it gets a result.
Honestly, I'm glad that my member is the alive version of Echidna because the one after her death, is someone that I won't ever get along with. She'll use every member of the group chat if she's given a chance, she won't even feel guilty about using them.
So a bed no to that version, because it's the complete incarnation of 'Greed'.
Lucifer "Oh, a witch? I've met many of your kind in hell."
Maybe you do, maybe you don't because the 'Witch' in Echidna's universe is vastly more powerful than the rest of the witches across the multiverse.
Echidna "My, that is certainly interesting. I'd like to talk more about it."
Lucifer "I can if I have time later."
Echidna "Great, I'll be expecting that."
Now that most of my members have now introduced themselves it's finally time for me to unmute EMIYA, the jackass. After his introduction I'll introduce myself.
[ The Administrator have unmuted EMIYA ]
Blake "So, well you kindly do your introduction Emiya-san?"
EMIYA "Tch, after what you did to me? No thanks!"
This jackass…that's it if he won't then...I'm going to threaten him a little,
Blake "If you say so Shirou I have no choice but to introduce you myself,"
Eat that sucker! You'll have no choice but to introduce yourself!
EMIYA "You! How did you know?!"
Hah, I could imagine a shocked EMIYA totally worth it.
Blake "Trade secret, ain't telling you so... will you introduce yourself? Or I'll spill every little secret of yours like your dream of becoming you know what I mean~!"
EMIYA "You little….fine, I'll introduce myself. I'm EMIYA, but I prefer if you call me Archer, I'm a man with white hair and golden eyes, that's all."
As expected he won't disclose much information about himself, but that's fair it's enough, then It's my turn to introduce myself.
Blake "Good, now it's my turn, the name's Blake Robinson, I'm a 19 years old man. I like donuts, I dislike broccoli. Why did that vegetable even exist? Unlike all of you, I'm a very ordinary guy with no superpower, that's all."
I said the truth and expected them to believe it, but.
EMIYA "Bull and shit, if you want to make a convincing lie then make a better one!"
Lucifer "As much as I hate to agree with this asshole, yes it's not very convincing."
Echidna "You probably knew us all before we introduced ourselves, it's fairly obvious how you just threatened EMIYA or Archer to introduce himself."
Jaune Arc "Y-yeah I totally noticed that one!"
I looked at their text one by one and my jaw dropped, what nonsense are they talking about?! It's the truth! Why do they misunderstand like I'm some kind of mysterious master?!
(End-)
